PLEASE HOLD PHASE HAS ENDED

Grizzly Bear: Raaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Get back you monster!

Grizzly Bear: RAWR!

Leo: Tom Hardy already killed my son and left me for dead. I don’t need this shit.

Grizzly Bear: Oh, that sucks. I thought you were a cannibal.

Leo: You speak English? Am I hallucinating? I haven’t eaten in days.

Grizzly Bear: Of course I speak English you racist.

Leo: Why did you think I’m a cannibal? That seems like a weird assumption.

Grizzly Bear: It’s a long story. We crashed our plane. We’ve been eating each other to get by, but some goddamn greedy cannibals are being gluttons about it. We had some Canessa burgers last night.

Leo: They let bears on planes now?

Grizzly Bear: Of course. It’s the 21st Century Leo. Get with the times.

Leo: I could go for a burger right about now. I had a buffalo heart 4 days ago and that’s it. Are there any Canessa burgers left?

Grizzly Bear: No - Though if we don’t get rescued we will have to eat someone else soon.  I wouldn’t hang around unless you want to get eaten. I’d hate to see that, I’m a huge fan.



*Child and Carne slowly walk through the brush looking for firewood. They meet with Grizzly Bear and Leo*

Carne: Is that Leonardo DiCaprio?! I’m such a big fan. I loved you in Titanic. Can you sign my face?

Leo: Uh. I guess. Do you have a pen?

Carne: No, but I think we have one back at camp. Grizzly Bear, can you go get it for us? I want to stay here and stare at Leo’s beautiful body.

Leo: Its odd that you said that out loud….

Grizzly Bear (walking away): Sure, I’ll be back in a second you weirdo.

Child: I’m hungry.

Leo: Me too. What did you say your name was again?

Carne: My name is Carne. Carne Asada Steak.

Leo: Are you shitting me? That is your name. It sounds delicious.

Child: Mmmm. Steak. I love steak. Steak Chalupas are my favorite.


*Child and Leo glance at each other*




Leo: Hey kid, you wanna eat this guy?

Child: I thought you’d never ask!

*10 minutes later Grizzly Bear returns to find the half eaten corpse of Carne on the ground.  Slumped against a tree is Leo, bleeding profusely with teeth marks all over his amazing Dad bod.*

Grizzly Bear: What the fuck happened here?

Leo: Ugh. I’m dying…ughh.

Grizzly Bear: Those goddamn cannibals. Where is the Child? What have they done with him.

Leo: The child….the child is….

Grizzly Bear: No! Noooooooo! Noooooooooooooo!


JAMIET99UK HAS DIED. HE WAS CARNE ASADA STEAK, A STRAWBERRY TOWNIE.





Day 6 has begun. You may now post.

alright ##vote nd

##call GM. Is Leo dead too?!?

In other news, ##vote bozo.

He seems the most scummy for now.

Aight rip Jamie ##vote commanderbryon

RIP Jamie - this will be interesting day with the votes so spread out already.

##coterdriveria

I'll help, ##vote Maniac

Did you intentionally make an invalid vote Maniac?

##vote Bozo - I will put a case tomorrow with all things that make me suspect him.

RIP Jamiet, you played well sir.

In all seriousness we need to get discussion moving, I feel like ND looks bad especially since ghug was town, and I feel like either Maniac or RD is scum based on movements day 1, probably Maniac since he's been manipulating votes and jumped all over the place at EOD 4 to cause confusion

Unfortunately I can't argue very well for Bozo without indicting myself, but I think he was purposefully following me on some votes, and I was not paying any attention to his votes when I made mine, especially D1 and D2.

But I think we have both scum in the four mini-wagons right now.

@Uber - I think you are totally right, and all experienced players that have played with town Bozo before (Ghug, Guak, me) can see how he is just hiding, trying to seem participating but just keeping in the sidelines.

@Ike - This is the same feeling I have about Maniac. I know my D1 wasn't great and I already explained what I thought, but look at what Maniac have been doing, including lynch someone he says he townread (Ghug) and not pursuing his scumreads (Bozo).

Hmmmmm. Will get to reads later. I’m at work. Jamie I will miss you, you were the only real person I felt absolutely comfortable with as town. You will be missed. Dearly.

For now I think I’ll place my vote in ##Vote ND

Honestly it’s just a retaliation vote and not all that serious. I’ll be back when I get off work to see who I really want to vote for. Also @ND , I’m so damn prolific the bot recognizes CB ... as it damn well should.

lol ok cb

《《 Official Vote Count 6.0》》
bozotheclown. (2) ubercacher16, rdrivera2005
ND (2) Oztra, CommanderByron
CommanderByron (1) ND
Maniac (1) RagingIke297

End-votes (0/5):

Non-votes: (3)
bozotheclown, Maniac, peterlund

46 hours remain in Day 6

《《 No One is scheduled to be lynched 》》

So I watched IT this weekend. Crazy movie. But the one thing I learned is that clowns eat people. Don’t trust clowns.

##Vote bozo

^^Just wanted to confirm I did Nase this vote on my reads. Will give more clear reads when I’m not tired in the morning

I'll keep it simple for you guys.

D1 - Rdriveria saved Ezio. He scum read Ezio, called on others to provide a case on chaaq, which no one did - and then voted Chaqa for not participating when Chaqa was.

There is no point in closing our eyes to this evidence.

##voteRdriveria

I'm not changing my vote today. We can't win without lynching rdriveria and we need to do it now.

I know some of you will be thinking, 'yeah but Maniac isn't clear.' Of course I'm not - we don't get clears in a vanilla game, but I was instrumental in the snowy lynch and played a part in Ezio lynch and read Ghug as likely town in the teeth of opposition.

@Maniac, I have explained my behaviour D1 at least twice, read it:

http://mafia.peterlund.se/e/web/msgs?user=rdrivera2005&g=32&part=p15

http://mafia.peterlund.se/e/web/msgs?user=rdrivera2005&g=32&part=p16

I never said I thought Ezio was scum onD1, I said he was defending Bozo who was my top scum read (and still is).

I also was one of the first to point that Snowy saved Ezio:
http://mafia.peterlund.se/e/web/msgs?user=rdrivera2005&g=32&part=p59

If I am not so sure about Bozo I would made a case on you, but this is exactly what you want, that town split themselves. So, I am staying on Bozo.

Bozo Analysys:

D1 he just showed up when someone vote him, he did it twice (one when Ike voted him and other one when I voted him). When I called him he said it was coincidence and deflected the question (telling I did the same when Spirit voted me, which was a lie, and I can´t see a reason for a town lie on this setup).
He voted Guak most of the day and tried to get Ghug lynched at EOD1, to get info (what info?)

D2:
He split some suspicion on who were out of the main wagons (we know both Ezio and Snowy were on Chaqa) and voted for Guak again. He then changed to Ghug without any explanation and stayed there.
After this day both Ghug and Vecna scumread him.

D3:
Started D3 with this: “DO might have been right about ghug and Ezio, I can see ghug bussing Ezio. In honor of DO:
#VOTE ghug”
In the end voted for Ezio without any additional reasoning to save Maniac (what a surprise….)

D4:
Pushed hard for the Ghug lynch and defended Maniac again. Ended on Ghug. Didn´t made a single comment about the main wagon Snowy (distancing uh.)
After this day Guak put Bozo at his top scum read and was the next NK (surprise….)
Defended Maniac again (“@CB, I do not think it is necessary to lynch Maniac to try to determine ghug's alignment, when lynching ghug will accomplish it without any doubt.”
Put his first readlist with Guak, Ghug, Ike and me as scumreads (really?)

D5:
Voted Ghug and stayed on Ghug all day long.

N5:
When pushing Ghug isn´t an alternative anymore, he jumped on Oztra who was in his townlist on the night before with this message (Oztra has made it by too long by lurking. I find it suspicious how quickly he jumped on ND considering we now know that scum was trying to avoid a ghug lynch. Also, on D4 he voted snowy early with no explanation. snowy could have told Oztra to bus him D4 because he was not going to be able to post or deliberately not going to post. I think Oztra would be a good next lynch.)
This is so scummy, not only because Oztras was on his town list the night before but also becaus he just twisted things, scum tried to lynch Ghug several days and not save him.
He then townread me and sent some shadow into Maniac, probably to distance himself from him.

So, I can´t see a single town motivation or action that Bozo did this entire game.

@rdrivera: I can see how you find me suspicious as your reasons make sense, so I believe you are town and are just misreading me. On the other hand, Maniac's case against you seems more manufactured, so between the two of you, I think Maniac is more likely to be scum. Since some of your case against me seems to be based on the assumption that Maniac is scum, how about we lynch Maniac today instead?

@rdrivera: I will explain some of the things you listed:

D1: I think you read too much into my posts D1, and I am afraid it has likely resulted in you looking at my actions all game from the perspective that I am scum. I responded to Ike and you when you voted for me, I do not think this is alignment indicative. I did not say it was a coincidence, I said that I happened to be online when Ike voted for me, which obviously was true, since I responded to him immediately. I pointed out that you responded to Spirit when he voted for you to show that it is not scum indicative. I mistakenly thought that was your first post because you said something about lurking the day before.

@rdrivera:

D1: I voted for guak based on what I thought was a suspicious reaction to snowy voting for him. I moved to one of the top wagons at EOD, and picked ghug because it looked like there was activity to save him. A ghug lynch would have provided more information because 9 players voted for ghug at some point D1, but only 5 ended on him.

@rdrivera:

D2: I voted for guak again because I still found him suspicious, and I was not scum reading ghug yet. I again switched to a top wagon at EOD, and again picked ghug because I thought it very likely MF was town. I did give a reason, I said it was a reply of D1, meaning that it again appeared there was activity to save ghug and lynch a likely town.

@rdrivera:

D3: I voted for ghug because it looked like he was saved D1 and D2. I again switched to a top wagon at EOD, this time picking Ezio because I was also scum reading him, as I stated at the beginning of the day with my post saying DO might have been right about ghug and Ezio. Here I do question your reasoning, because you seem to think I was not voting for Maniac because he is scum, but we know Ezio was scum.

@rdrivera:

D4: I voted for ghug because he was my top scum read, and I left my vote on him all day because this time he stayed a lead wagon through EOD. You are wrong in saying that I did not make a single comment about snowy, and it was in the same post that I "defended" Maniac, which you referenced:

"It is my opinion that Maniac would be another town lynch. I am not sure about snowy, his voting record is not very good, but I am fairly certain there is scum on his wagon."