Why are you so bad at all these games if you try so hard?

Hey guys. About to sit down and watch the eagles l. I’ll get caught up in the thread in the morning or at halftime

Chaqa, have you ever made love?

@CB - I am not voting you on a typo (I just noticed the typo now). I voted you because you seems to be trying too hard in a game where half the players haven´t even posted. Or it coud be just a pressure vote to see how you react....

A priest, a homeless man and chaqa walk into a bar. Stop me if youve heard this one

We're all waiting for the other half of the joke brain

The Chaqa Bar Massacre of '09 is no laughing matter. Honestly it's not even funny, it's just distasteful.

Ok I’m all caught up.

##vote Ghug

It's too late for nudes, bud.

Holy fuck I had no idea there was going to be this much useless banter in this game. First time I see the play thread and there's already seven pages. I'll be doing my best to keep up but I'm not brimming with confidence.

That said, ##VOTE ghug

Just to get the white noise out of the way. I'm sure some people can see something in how others are reacting but all I'm seeing so far is shitposting and maybe some in-jokes

What do you mean by get the white noise out of the way? What do you believe your vote to be accomplishing, exactly?

Do you have any mafia experience?

@ Rdrivera- that’s a fair answer. I can’t knock pressure votes. That’s all I do for the most part.

@ghug- I said I was trying hard.... not that I was good.

I don't have prior experience with mafia, unless you count two or three games of Secret Hitler a looooong time back.

As for the other two questions, try reading the rest of the post.

ghug is town.
mark it down.

Maniac did a very underwhelming opening post.

vash is always terrible.
and so is chaqa.

but ghug is a stupid day one lynch
lynching a lurker is also a stupid day one lynch

I asked those questions because their answers weren't clear to me from your post, seven. Can you clarify?

How the fuck does this always happen to you ghug? Can I rescue you

What do you think of rivera and maniac

Rivera's vote seems exceptionally shitty, which is a red flag. I don't really get anything out of Maniac yet.

You hurt my feelings Ghug. So, please answer me a question: do you think CB is like this for real or this is just a Máfia persona he is trying to create?

And hi Brain, I missed playing Mafia with you, last game was really boring (even with a great flavor).

Didn't you play the last two games with him, rd? He's a try hard and a suck up to the point of obnoxiousness. It definitely is a persona to an extent, but he seems to adopt whenever he plays any game.

Ok, I reread everything and I'm going to have to eat crow here. ghug, sorry, I had you confused with brainbomb for a moment (hence the "white noise"). That and you being one of the top wagons on day 1 when we have zero real information (hence the "getting it out of the way"), well, let me fix that.

##VOTE brainbomb

that will teach me not to use the helper... now that I'm looking at all of this clearly, I'm wondering about the two votes on spirit. damian "doesn't trust the bluster", okay, but New England isn't offering any justification at all?

I missed the opening of the game to go see a Shakespeare play. The play was shorter than this thread, and also less convoluted. O_O

##VOTE ghug

I would be a sheep so I will vote who takes most vote.

What do you want, a fake claimer or a quiet villager?
That man wants to be quiet villager because I'm not able to read all of these messages.

I feel like a persona... a persona non grata.... I am like this in everything. I try very hard. It's me. Authentic me. I am also a troll at heart so expect me to make lots of puns and antagonize people for shits and giggles and, in the theater of mafia, for information.

Now, I am not getting a massively town vibe from ghug. Not sure what it is, but considering he is such a prolific player I don't feel comfortable lynching him without more solid evidence. I would however be happy to lynch either an active and scummy newcomer; or a lurking new comer.... I get the impression that since scum roll is random there's a decent chance we have noobs on the scum team. My thought is that (and some more experienced players please correct me) a noob scum would either:
A) be silent, waiting for direction in N1
B) try to say a lot without saying anything

Right now I have some names in both categories. I want to wait until tomorrow sometime to see if these leads mature or die naturally. But for now;

##Vote rdrivera2005

You've played with me. I know my personality hasn't changed or my play-style. Yet you find it a good idea to ask ghug for his read on my meta? If he said this wasn't my meta, or gave a more unclear answer would that give you the room to vote for me without the guilt when i flip town?? I may not stay on you, but right now that just struck me as odd considering that you have a past with me in this game.

As a newcomer, I have opinions about CommanderByron's theory, that can be summed up as:
##VOTE CommanderByron