@bo: why are you humoring Ezio?

@Vecna: whoever said that is an idiot

@moscowfleet: who are your scum buddies?

@CB: why are you trying so hard to appear towny?

The survivors gather around the camp fire. It wasn't cold but they figured if they were going to eat someone tonight they may as well get them a little pre-cooked first. "Tell us a story old timer" shouted one raging young man. The old man cleared his throat and with a maniacal look in his eye said "Which story do you want?"

The guy in the red-sox cap bowed his head hoping the story-teller had forgotten witnessing his naive stupidity years before. Stupidity that had resulted in the old man throwing him under a bus.

The thug who couldn't spell wished the world would swallow him whole. He'd been led a merry dance by the old man so many times and wished that one of those encounters weren't the subject of tonight's story.

The only lady in the crowd remembered how the old man had appeared such a oath when they first met, but know she had a secret crush on him. He was after all the most Handsome man to ever come out of Handsomeville.

The young dude with hair like snow remembered how he had pitted his wits against this master some time ago and been found wanting as he was unarmed. The elderly teacher also looked on remembering how he had lied to the storyteller years before about visiting his father and that he had been discovered in that lie.

The old man continued. "Long ago, back in the day before P.C. Peter Plod took copious notes there was a master detective: D.C.I Corner of Scotland Yard. His logic was impeccable, his tenacity legendary and his mustache waxed to perfection. His greatest case catching the illusive MintyBoy Murderer. It was with shear dedication and attention to detail that he discovered that the witness statement provided by the MintyBoy Murderer, one of thousands of pieces of evidence, had a single flaw in it. He had said he was on a train from Exeter to London for 4hrs and 22 mins and therefore could not have committed the crimes of which he was accused. With an encyclopedic knowledge of all train tables in that vicinity (and a little help from google) Corner of the Yard calculated that the train took less than two hours leaving ample time to commit the crime."

The survivors were in awe.

"Wow how can someone so brilliant also be so handsome?" the said, almost in unison.

The night drew in and the happy band fell asleep knowing taht one of them might not wake up but secure in the knowledge that if they looked after the old man he would make sure most of them survived.

Catch up reading and can't find nothing really interesting.
Ezio no lynch stuff is stupid, but he did this every game so it's not alignment indicative.
I also find Ghug and DO interaction really weird, but don't know what it means.
And the sun always shine down here, this time I am not at the beach, but I am going to the pool. See you later

GM NOTE: Please do not +1 each other's post, regardless of how delightful they are. Feel free to +1 GM's posts instead.

Let's not lynch Maniac he's fun

So what has happened so far?

First ghug claimed to be scum, seemingly looking for attention in his usual diva manners. As DO pointed out, doing so is stupid in all cases. If ghug is scum, claiming scum is stupid since he probably die for this and his scum team get closer to loosing the game. AND also in the case that ghug is town, why would ghug fake claim to be scum? The risk is only that town looses a full day to lynch a fellow townie. ghug is clearly not taking this game seriously and this simple fact alone makes it logical that he dies so the rest of us can get on with playing the game! "I thought it'd be fun" was his reasoning for claiming.

Second Ezio does his silly "VOTE No-Lynch" shit again. Why? Is he just doing it to comply with his META? Is he afraid of how people would read that Ezio would not argue for No-Lynch again? Keeping up to this silly meta, is becoming worse and worse. Ezio seems like a very good alternative lynch to ghug.

Bo wrote "I'm gonna get N1ed, don't bother voting for me." I guess we'd better remember this statement if Bo still is alive day 2.

ghug "As a vegetarian, I'd rather not eat anyone." No problem I am willing to eat vegetarians like you ghug. All the meat I have in my freezer are from vegans. :)

snowy801 "alright mf is scum and peter and ike are town" in his second posting and "byron is town too" in his third posting. Snowy what makes you believe in those statements already on page 3?

No MS-paint art from Vecna yet. :/

Maniac. I am in CET so I need to sleep one hour before you, who are in GMT.

WHERE ARE bozotheclown, Heywood Jablowme and SpiritoftheRadio?

Ezio Day-1 29:58 page 6 "sorry @@call GM is an unvote a vote for NoLynch?"

brainbomb same page "Yes."

Really??? I thought we could have 18 unvotes and 1 vote for ghug and ghug would get lynched. But if we have 9 votes for no-lynch and 8 votes for Ezio, no-lynch it would be.

##callGM please explain how no-lynch/unvote works.

##GM NOTE
.our participatiom rules are as follows.
You must post twice and vote once.

You may vote no lynch
You may also vote someone and then unvote

For the purposes of simplification, unvoting anyone delegates your vote as a vote for no lynch.

If you vote no lynch
Then unvote
Yer still voting no lynch

##GM - Inviting was never counted as a no lynch vote as far as I remember, why change it?

Unvoting - damn phone.

Aight. Peter is town

GM-Brain wrote:
"If you vote no lynch
Then unvote
Yer still voting no lynch"

This is new! In previous games an UNVOTE was not counted at all. I do not mind the change, but it is great that we all now know that you count UNVOTE as identical as a NO-LYNCH vote...

Are your bot prepared for this Peter?

Sorry guys I was at this thing called work. I’m back. Let me try to answer as many questions and enter my final vote.

I voted DO as a joke (figured that was obvious as I proceeded to discus how she would taste) your input had no input

My unvote wasn’t intended to be a no-lynch. However I’d rather have a no-lynch than a mis-lynch.

For that reason I am staying on no-lynch unless I see some better scum tells.

How the hell is unvote the same as no lynch

@rdrivera: The bot sums UNVOTEs and NO-LYNCHes up separately. Brain being the GM can and should publish results exactly as he wishes to. If he wish to sum them up he should do so. But I, as a player, just want know what the rules we are playing by in this particular game. :)

@guak ... when did I "humor" Ezio, and what does that even mean?

@peterlund ... "I guess we'd better remember this statement if Bo still is alive day 2." Yeah, dude. Remember it. I get N1ed in at least half of these games anymore because I actually put the puzzle together. I get N1ed in Discord games for the same reason. I get lynched if I do nothing; I get nightkilled if I do something. It's a wonder I'm not captainmeme yet and show my face prior to D4. You should appreciate that.

@Byron ... if you think that no lynch is better than a mislynch on account of the fact that we have no information, then you need to actually think instead of vomiting onto your screen and then hitting the post button.

I townread Maniac and Peter and kinda DO. The rest of you should play more so I can townread you too. Thanks.

Bo thinking he's not the worst is pretty funny.

You've N1ed me more than anyone else has.

Have I? I think I did it exactly once, and given that you were like the only experienced townie, it doesn't mean a whole lot.

Definitely twice. I like the justification that everyone else sucks worse than the worst, though.

I'm coming home
to the place where I belong
just you wait

They're just inexperienced. You're the worst when controlling for such things.

I was scum in the last three games. We N1ed Demon, you, and Flum. The last time I was scum on webDip before that was like 2015. I haven't done it to you on discord.

##Vote Snowy

Explanation: he isn’t about to be voted off and I want to start a dialogue on him.

Also @guak, didn’t mean to skip your question. I’m not trying to APPEAR towny. I’m town and working to actually find scum.