"*If* there is a conspiracy, it's a ridiculously ineffective and unrealistic one. Oh yeah, and all it involves is taking and *holding* the one region of the world that has been a graveyard of empires for centuries."
No, it was entirely effective. The United States was drawn into Afghanistan. We're still there. Five more Americans will be coming home in body bags in the next day or two, in fact. As for the reputation of Afghanistan as the Graveyard of Empires, I'm sure every invader was thinking something along the lines of "we're not going to make the same mistakes as the last empire when *we* invade. This time it will be different..." The American strategy obviously wasn't to carpet bomb, drop mines everywhere, and try to Sovietize Afghan society - I would imagine Rumsfeld and the other dim bulbs that the heavy hand of the Soviets was their undoing, and a lighter touch would work this time.
"This pipeline which the 9-11 inside jobbers think 9-11 was about is not even close to being constructed, thanks to the war."
I'm sure this was described not as war but as "unforeseen difficulties" at the Unocal shareholder meetings.
"The US already had access to Central Asia through Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan, not to mention Pakistan."
There is no road to Uzbekistan or Kyrgystan from Pakistan except through Afghanistan. There may've been US-aligned satraps there, but good feelings do not an economically viable trade route make.
"The Taliban was a much better proxy to attack Russia with than the anti-Taliban forces in Afghanistan"
How many F-16s did the Taliban have? The occasional terrorist attack on Russian soil by Chechen rebels may have been an annoyance, but did not present the kind of real and serious military threat that a well-supplied American military presence in Afghanistan (via Pakistan) would have been. And I question just how much support the Taliban was in a position to give to anyone else anyway - forget not that they did not even control all of Afghanistan, much of what they did control was through warlords of extremely dubious loyalty, was still at war with the Northern Alliance, and was involved in a low-intensity conflict with Iran. Doesn't sound like they were in much of a position to decisively influence a conflict over a thousand miles away.