Regardless of if I was joking or not, that was a compilation of serious posts I actually saw in another forum.
(And since I agree with them and tolerant I wanted to enlighten Webdippers with the correct view)
I'm disappointed in krellin's intolerance.

the most intolerant people i know are 'tolerant' liberals. it is their world view or else!

Dearest Krellin,

I'm 19 years old (will be 20 in a couple of weeks) and I find myself being slowly enveloped with sexual frustration. Literally every woman I meet wants to have sexual relations with me and I'm afraid I can not keep up with the demand for my goods. How best should I allocate the resources as to generate the most overall utility in the market for my nude body?

Flum I suggest you learn to read.

@Yoyo - I suggest you hook up with Flum -- he is in need of a serious release...

sounds like Yoyo wants some release of his own. they would make a great couple!

Lmao

There you go Flum -- there's your Christmas joy!

Flum: 'Yoyo, what are you doing in my xmas tree, and what is that ornament dangling from it?'
Yo: 'That's no 'tree' ornament.'

Flum "Oh....I thought that ornament was *awfully* small....."

It's touch activated ;)

Touche

Dearest krellin on the previous page trip made a sarcastic post about leaks damaging Hillary Clinton and you flew off on a krellinrant but then apologised in a way to trip. What I find most objectionable in your post was something you wrote about Hillary, you called her a "crooked c***" I won't repeat the word most offensive
You may ( incorrectly ) express opinions that call Hillary Clinton corrupt etc etc, but you are a fool to make them as purported statements of facts, and your offensive epithet "crooked c***" is an example of misogynist, ignorant and sexjst hate speech.
I dare say you are probably an individual in the greatest need of a certain type of oral service with the least chance of being freely offered it. Might explain all that rage against a powerful and successful woman. Did grandma catch you doing something when you were a little boy is all I can come up with as a feasible cause ( slipping on my Freudian cap for a moment )

Oh, did grandma catch you and threaten to cut it off with her dressmaking scissors ?

Dear krellin,

I'm working over my break at my dad's carwashes, same thing I've done over winter break for a few years now. Usually people treat these places like their personal garbage cans and we're used to it. Today, though, I ran into a new scenario: someone left a dead calf in a garbage bag out in front of the store. What should I do?

Not to step on Krellin's toes here, but the solution is quite obvious. Eat veal.

Dearest Bo... Give it to some obviously disturbed WebDip user (see above) who seems to be in need of stress relief, so maybe he could release his...uh.... whatever.... With said carcass...

Is this the kruty kraaaab

Matticus, if you want to come get it, you're welcome to feast all you want.

Tempting, but I think your father's car wash is a bit of a drive from KS. Or maybe not?

I can get out to Topeka overnight.

You must live close then, eh? Good to know someone else in the area is on the forum.

Not really, but I have a fast car.

i heard that once in a song, 'fast car'

The background music for this thread should be Sabbath's "Rock 'n' Roll Doctor"

Dear Krellin,

An associate of mine just got banned from an online gaming site. What should he do?

Krellin, why are you such a pathetic drunk?

Krellin Ignoring Komplaints?

Krellin, all hell is breaking loose around here. Brainbomb is losing is frakkin mind. What is to be done?