+1s for smoekout...
I have a request, Mujus, for tomorrow's sermon, or posting, or what have you--
I'm sure you love the Book of Job...considered a classic...
I would like that posted, if you will, and tell me, NOT why or how God is testing Job...
I want to know why Satan just strolls up to God like they're at the water cooler and makes this bet like they're plunking down cash on a Monday Night Football game.
xD
"Hey God, 's up?"
"Yo, Satan...hear about my homeboy, Job? He's a true bro, man, up in here--"
"Yeah, but that's only cuz he got it good, you know, you fuck shit up him...boom!"
"You wanna bet?"
"Oh, I totally wanna bet!"
And what was cut from the Bible:
Moses: Ah, yeah, let me get in on this action!
Buddha: Pff, that's nothing, man, 's like I say, Life is Suffering, wake up, bro, wake up!
Jesus: Fifty on Job!
Muhammad: Fifty against!
Vishnu: Eight arms, no waiting, eighty says Job converts!
Hitchens: Two hundred says he becomes an athe--wait, what am I doing here?!?!
:p