re you alive? Yes
Are you human? Yes
Are you male? Yes
Are you fictional? No
Are you rich? No, but I did come into some money recently
Are you a sportsman? No
Are you a politician? No
Are you in the entertainment industry? Yes
Are you a reality show celebrity? Yes
Are you a US citizen? No
Did you win Survivor? No
Were you on one of the X Factors? No
Have you ever been molested? No
Are you presently an actor in said reality show? Not an actor, and the current series has just finished
Is said reality show listed on this page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reality_television_programs ? The exact show no. Another member of the franchise, yes
Is it a talent search? Yes
Is it a spoof or a parody? No
Are you Simon Cowell? No (but you are on the right track)

... but this might take you a little detective work to figure out

Are/were you involved with the American Idol franchise?
Is American Idol 2011 the 'the current series' referred to in an earlier response?

e you alive? Yes
Are you human? Yes
Are you male? Yes
Are you fictional? No
Are you rich? No, but I did come into some money recently
Are you a sportsman? No
Are you a politician? No
Are you in the entertainment industry? Yes
Are you a reality show celebrity? Yes
Are you a US citizen? No
Did you win Survivor? No
Were you on one of the X Factors? No
Have you ever been molested? No
Are you presently an actor in said reality show? Not an actor, and the current series has just finished
Is said reality show listed on this page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reality_television_programs ? The exact show no. Another member of the franchise, yes
Is it a talent search? Yes
Is it a spoof or a parody? No
Are you Simon Cowell? No (but you are on the right track)
Are/were you involved with the American Idol franchise? Not the Idol franchise

(Not American either - I did say this would take a little detective work)

Piers Morgan?

Did this person appear on television as a part of the reality show?

e you alive? Yes
Are you human? Yes
Are you male? Yes
Are you fictional? No
Are you rich? No, but I did come into some money recently
Are you a sportsman? No
Are you a politician? No
Are you in the entertainment industry? Yes
Are you a reality show celebrity? Yes
Are you a US citizen? No
Did you win Survivor? No
Were you on one of the X Factors? No
Have you ever been molested? No
Are you presently an actor in said reality show? Not an actor, and the current series has just finished
Is said reality show listed on this page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reality_television_programs ? The exact show no. Another member of the franchise, yes
Is it a talent search? Yes
Is it a spoof or a parody? No
Are you Simon Cowell? No (but you are on the right track)
Are/were you involved with the American Idol franchise? Not the Idol franchise
Piers Morgan? No
Did this person appear on television as a part of the reality show? Yes. A talent show in fact - see above.

So, to be clear, you were a contestant on a talent search show?

e you alive? Yes
Are you human? Yes
Are you male? Yes
Are you fictional? No
Are you rich? No, but I did come into some money recently
Are you a sportsman? No
Are you a politician? No
Are you in the entertainment industry? Yes
Are you a reality show celebrity? Yes
Are you a US citizen? No
Did you win Survivor? No
Were you on one of the X Factors? No
Have you ever been molested? No
Are you presently an actor in said reality show? Not an actor, and the current series has just finished
Is said reality show listed on this page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reality_television_programs ? The exact show no. Another member of the franchise, yes
Is it a talent search? Yes
Is it a spoof or a parody? No
Are you Simon Cowell? No (but you are on the right track)
Are/were you involved with the American Idol franchise? Not the Idol franchise
Piers Morgan? No
Did this person appear on television as a part of the reality show? Yes. A talent show in fact - see above.
A contestant on a talent search show? Yes

and said shows 'nationality' was US? British? Australian? Other?

Are you alive? Yes
Are you human? Yes
Are you male? Yes
Are you fictional? No
Are you rich? No, but I did come into some money recently
Are you a sportsman? No
Are you a politician? No
Are you in the entertainment industry? Yes
Are you a reality show celebrity? Yes
Are you a US citizen? No
Did you win Survivor? No
Were you on one of the X Factors? No
Have you ever been molested? No
Are you presently an actor in said reality show? Not an actor, and the current series has just finished
Is said reality show listed on this page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reality_television_programs ? The exact show no. Another member of the franchise, yes
Is it a talent search? Yes
Is it a spoof or a parody? No
Are you Simon Cowell? No (but you are on the right track)
Are/were you involved with the American Idol franchise? Not the Idol franchise
Piers Morgan? No
Did this person appear on television as a part of the reality show? Yes. A talent show in fact - see above.
A contestant on a talent search show? Yes
and said shows 'nationality' was US? British? Australian? Other? Australian (I can see I made this question way too hard)

Jack Vidgen?

Well done fiedler. You got it A lot of people here know that I am Australian. Once the type of reality show was figured out the rest shouldn't have been too difficult.
I was going to go with a Byzantine Emperor but then thought something more lowbrow.

Oh yeh, was it you who called me a sheep fluffer? ;/
Pfft, who doesn't know who Jack Vidgen is? Talent shows are my life.
Okay, I have a personage....

(I'm quite lowbrow)

I swear I never called you a sheep fluffer! Did I? I knew that you were a New Zealander though.

Are you a fictional character?

ok then
Human?
Male?
Alive?
Would the average American be aware of this individual?

Lol. Thanks to the miracle of the replies function, I can actually prove it wasn't you.
And that you have mentioned australia 'more than 100 times'.
But why so much talk about tentacle erotica?

Anyways...
Are you a fictional character? No
Human? Yes
Male? No
Alive? No
Would the average American be aware of this individual? Maybe/Probably not

But why so much talk about tentacle erotica?

It's a hobby.;

Were you a sportsman?
Were you a politician?
Were you in the entertainment industry?
Did you die in the 20th century?
Is there a heaven or hell after death?

Are you a fictional character? No
Human? Yes
Male? No
Alive? No
Would the average American be aware of this individual? Maybe/Probably not
Were you a sportsman? No
Were you a politician? No
Were you in the entertainment industry? Nein
Did you die in the 20th century? Nope
Is there a heaven or hell after death? Yes, but you need a ticket to get into heaven. I can sell you one if you PM me.

Are you European?

Are you European? Sì.

Are you Spanish / German?

Were you born post 1500?

As in Spanish mother and German Father? Or either or?

Are you a fictional character? No
Human? Yes
Male? No
Alive? No
Would the average American be aware of this individual? Maybe/Probably not
Were you a sportsman? No
Were you a politician? No
Were you in the entertainment industry? Nein
Did you die in the 20th century? Nope
Are you Spanish / German? nah (syke!)
Were you born post 1500? no
As in Spanish mother and German Father? Hard to say, my father was from the Kingdom of Valencia, my mother was from 'nearby'.