I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

i never denied the origin. there you go again with your distortions. what podunk school did you attend, eh? and who hired you the yazoo institute of circus clowns?

don't be an ass ILN. you don't even know where the seals train

nor do you, ILN, know the difference between rating, rank or designator

he was joking dipshit

thus the comment: 'don't be and ass'. which is not hard for you to be, is it, Klaus. So what do you do at the yazoo institute of circus clowns?

Yes, well ILN has a history of taking his jokes far over the line. Lets hope we don't see a repeat of history here.

The joke I made can hardly be categorized as rude or label me an ass. As for my past posts I have said things that I considered jokes but that were just distasteful crude and vulgar idiocies. I regret those and have moved on however.

Iln your comment on being a seal was aimed to mock my education and service

He was quite clearly mocking the fact that you feel the need to boast your credentials in hopes of somehow being validated, not the fact that you went through the Navy. The more you blatantly misinterpret things and the more you take things that are absolutely not personal personally, the more mocking these clowns are gonna do.

*Aimed to mock you about bragging about your education.

You brought up the credentials first Klaus

Actually you did with "perhaps i used works and terms that you never learned in school, Klaus. you did go to school didn't you Klaus?"

And Bo i was not bragging but stating facts to dispel the accusations of my being uneducated.

This thread is still on topic #alternativefacts

He claimed to be an historian to substantiate his claims

In the post after you taunted him about how he didn't go to school.

Guys just whip em out and measure, so we can settle this debate




and i don't want to see any fluff in those resumes either!

And the ass statement to iln was about mocking the us navy seals. They are not assassins.

He was quoting something.

It is known.

#AlternateFacts

Right. Quoting something.

@CAPT

it's a common threat (the SEALs quote) that some people give out on the internet, and ILN was parody-ing (i can't participle [OR IS IT A GERUND I DONT KNOW]) so you just need to know that he wasn't being serious, and you kinda flipped out at him

@CAPT Brad

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

yeah, he was

#alternatereality

"I’ll have you know I graduated op of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."

is the main part the main part there...

Pointing out that it is apparently harder to get into the Naval Academy than it is several other irrelevant but generally prestigious institutions most definitely qualifies as bragging, Brad. But hey, since our college acceptance rates determine so much about us as human beings, did you know that I go to a school with a >50% acceptance rate and couldn't care less because that statistic doesn't define my education or my intelligence at all in any meaningful way?

I called him an ass. That is not flipping out. But you guys are going to general quarters over this
And I still say Klaus works at the yazoo

I think he works at the North Pole dipshit

#alternatefacts