Okay, I'll bite. "Minorities are strong, independent people, which is why they need me to speak for them." They aren't strong. They're underpowered and underrepresented. That's why people feel the need to speak for them.
"I'm a tolerant liberal" - A claim you probably won't catch me making. - "Agree with me or else you [sic (get grammatically correct memes next time, please)] racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, inbred, redneck, bible thumping, NASCAR loving, gun toting, America loving bigots!" I don't tend to label people those things unless I'm really pissed at someone whose points are really stupid.