"In another vein, and I'm sure to catch hell for this:"
Fucks right you will, because it is an inane and disgusting misrepresentation of history made by someone with obviously little grasp on it.
"But many slaveowners were humane."
Humane, define humane? Is humane concocting a system that through oppression gives a human being no other choice but to cede any sliver of freedom he is entitled to? I assume by Humane you mean refrain from the use of the lash and of violence. Some might have been able to truly claim this although much fewer actually practiced it than actually did. Southern Patriarchy, after all was hardly based in fact but in a giant societal circle jerk that allowed men who enslaved others to feel as though they were performing a service.
But lets pretend that your wildly presumptive statement is true. Does sparing the lash make slavery at any level humane. If Alfred, that devoted manservant (with a master so devoted he kept him as a slave his whole life) had tried to run away, what would have happened to him? What would have happened if the slaves refused to work. Thankfully history is not all conjectures and fantasy's that idiots like you dream up, history is documented as it is at this link.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/48645995/Andrew-Jackson-describes-a-necessary-flogging-of-a-runaway-slave-1823
"Cyrus began gradually toretreat, M
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Parsons says he saw from his conduct he meant to run & thought he would seize him,made the attemp, Cyrus avaded his grasp & runaway. M
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Parsons assures me he had nothingmore in view than to let him know he must obey – this he must be taught to, or he is worthnothing to you, & still less to me, & it is such an example as cannot be tolerated by me, it wouldruin all my Negroes; but one thing you may rest assured of, Cyrus shall not be abused, but hemust be taught subordination & this Mr Parsons will do
~Andrew Jackson 1823, describing why flogging is necessary.
So humane, much like the runaway ads he posted or the militias he led to intimidate slaves from resisting their masters and by extension the power of the state. Jackson's Biography, and the Hermitage sold you a bill of goods, but then again, you were keen on buying it.
"ain, we have to deal with reality, not what we'd like the world to be. Once the system was in place, do you really think the best outcome would have been a revolt? You really think a Haiti writ large in the Southern US would be preferable? You really believe that the Northern whites would have gone along with that? Again, I feel you are ignoring actual history and preferring your idealized version. What would have been the situation in the South after your righteous revolt? Would the blacks and whites have lived together in peace? How? In what way would racial relations have better in that scenario, than they were under the reality in which Northern whites were the ones to dismantle the institution? "
Your assumption in this line of questioning is that, of course, that there was never a large scale slave revolt in North America. If there was, your assumption continues, it would be like Haiti (you are more like a slaveowner than you know).
The truth is that you are completely wrong. There were 3 large scale slave revolts in the period from 1775-1865. The first lasted from 1776-1783, the second lasted from 1812-1815, the fourth lasted from 1862-1865. In all three of these revolts thousands of slaves revolted against the institution of slavery and fought for their freedom or supported the armies that did. There was no frenzy of massacres as you prognosticate, in fact most rebelled with their feet and did not turn to violence at all. Many did feel that force was necessary and supported or fought with the British or Union Armies against their former masters. However they rebelled they illustrated a simple truth. Where the coercive power of the slave holders was counteracted with another equal or greater power, Slaves in the south chose freedom in large numbers. It wasn't Haiti, it wasn't a race war, and when slave holders made it that it was blood on their hands, not the slaves.
In conclusion John Brown was a violent man, who used violence to combat a system predicated on violence and the threat of violence. Instead of demanding that Thucy learns his history, why don't you put down the Star-fucking Jackson Biography and stop listening to your tour guide at the hermitage and learn history your self.