Bacon and muskrat toes.

Krellin, I have two questions. Firstly, I read your story about SoBux - what an insightful tale, the lessons I learned from it are many. However, I noticed that toward the end, you started referring to young So as a different name. Did he change his name? There have to be some seriously juicy details to this story.

Secondly, is that story based on a true story? You are the inspirational type. Perhaps you were the Santa driving the Pinto that looked like an ass crack after 30 minutes on the toilet using single ply toilet paper.

I just spent the last hour singing the entire moon & anarctica modest mouse album to my cat.

Dearest bo_sox - it seems that after this woeful tale, our dear friend SoBux felt the need to hide his identity, lest his sad adventure into exploring Christmas Magic be made public to the shame and/or delight of those that know him, and thus he changed his name. My attempt there was to show those reading this tale that when exploring matters of faith, the heart can be tempted, sometimes to unexpected results. I changed his name in the course of the story in a subtle attempt to show the reader the possible results of such examinations.

As for the my possible involvement, I do drive a hot red little stick shift from time to time, this is true...

Dear brainbomb - I'm sure your cat is delighted. I, on the other hand, being high on oxycoton and gin, accidently kicked my deformed foster puppy while stumbling into the kitchen to prepare myself a bowl of bean soup.

And yes, I do have a deformed foster puppy for the holidays. He's a scrappy little chap - about half the size of his brother. I call him "Paddle Foot" for the way his tiny rear legs splay to the side in their weakened and deformed state. He's adorable.

THE PIANOO IT SOUNDS LIKE A CARNIVALLL AND KRELLIN SMELLS LIKE A BEEERR, an they sit on webdip and they spew political shit n say man wtrudnhere

Im taking my lady out to karaoke tonight. Just getting my vocals warmed up. :)

gin.

AND my man-crush is complete.

Do you wear sunglasses indoors?

Only when I have on my favorite thong. They were purchased together as part of my seduction-wear.

Oh, so you're SoBux!

Krellins makin love to his tonic and gin

Krellin has apparently had some interesting things to say to this so called SoBux over the years.

"Good god...you really are a moron" - krellin

"Fuck off, moron. I enjoy pointing out your hypocrisy and general lack of intellect." - krellin

Fuck yo....just sayin."

"You whiny hypocritical bitch" - krellin

"SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!!" - krellin

SoBux seems to take a lot of pride in it too.

civwarvuff - can you phrase that in the form of a question?

Krellin, maybe you can tell me what you think of Mr. SoBux?

Krellin, who's the best active user on webdip other than yourself?

Me

@DemonOverlord: Well by all means it is certainly you, my dear. Your wisdom, your subtle intelligence, your deep insight are but a few of the charms and delights you bring to the table to make this the greatest of all escapes.

I am basically 60% of the content here unless you wanna read leon1122 talking himself into becoming a democrat.

CAPT Brad is probably the most active. How many games is the guy in, like fifty?

Its all live games but hes probably up to a suicidal 150 by now

Numbers? Only the simple-minded judge greatness on such easily manipulated factors such as numbers.

He joined on October 7th and has completed 113 games.

Krellin how many drinks have you had? Im on my 5th of the evening.

So he plays a bunch of live games, which are no doubt incredilby low quality crap games frought with CD's and easy victories as you scalp victories from imbalanced fucked up games. Hardly the thing of greatness.

BB...I'm in such pain from my surgery that I barely feel the effects of anything going into my body.