So I gather you've made this thread to oppress us?

http://bit.ly/1FQ11SC
http://tinyurl.com/m3zm7l9

I don't think we're biased. What could've given you that idea?

Since I haven't done a proper reminder, I'll do that now. This forum is heavily biased in favor of muffins in such a way that disproportionately disadvantages all the poor non-muffin pastries. This site and virtually everyone on it is pro-muffin, and this may not be reflective of the real world. If anyone here supports the rights of non-muffin pastries, you will be berated by most of the members here. And may God have mercy on your soul.

blueberry, chocolate, or nothing?

We only have tutti-frutti

I am the Doctor!

against those politically biased people who just post in other threads to make this thread move south and out of view.

It's okay, X3n0n, I bump this once a day anyway.

At least.

I'm a volcanic llama

^Thx TP

So just happened to install an Notepad++ update today.

When you first run it, it opens a document and automatically (and slowly!) types this:

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Freedom of expression is like the air we breathe, we don't feel it, until people take it away from us.

For this reason, Je suis Charlie, not because I endorse everything they published, but because I cherish the right to speak out freely without risk even when it offends others.
And no, you cannot just take someone's life for whatever he/she expressed.

Hence this "Je suis Charlie" edition.
- #JeSuisCharlie
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I'm glad you added the (and slowly!) part. That made the story. Have you ever considered a career in professional storytelling?

hey hey HEY. I'm having a moment here. Every things connected!

Although you are are probably surplus to requirements.

I'm full-on EPIC IT guy so no time for storytelling faggotry. However if I was to focus on it as a career you would totally want to sleep with me more than ever.

I am here to provide the daily bit of wisdom and advice to newcomers to the forum. The opinions you will find in this forum will in no way reflect what exists in the real world. They may seem familiar to you, but that's only a sign that you are not from the "real world." Everyone on this forum is from a race of aliens from another galaxy that wants to convert people to also become aliens by inducting them into our opinions and culture. It's part of a long plot to end all human life. It is impossible to think the way we do until you become one of us. My only request of you is that you take me to your leader.

"storytelling faggotry." Yup, because the works of people like H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King can totally accurately be described as "faggotry."

You say that like faggot is a pejorative word. This forum is like the centre of the universe of oppression :(

No, I said it like it's a word that can in no way apply to the works of those authors.

maybe to the bigoted it can

THIS guy gets it.

He just called you a bigot, fiedler...

THIS guy gets it.

My reminder didn't get any +1s today. That sounds like a sign to stop bumping this thread. +1 this post if you think that's a good idea.

I've plus-oned you, please stop bumping this thread just for the attention.

That means keep going, then.

Isn't attention the only purpose of this thread?

Nice of you to *Notice*

I've been considering getting into the hobby but it's expensive and I'm not sure where to start. Was wondering if anyone on here plays, or has played it before or had any advice?

on topic:

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/01/education-plus-ideology-exaggerates-rejection-of-reality/