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Today, in response to poster Tolstoy from WebDip, mitt romney has acknowledged the double digit percentage of his supporters that seek the truth and promised to address their concerns in his platform. From now on, airplanes will no longer feature contrails, though some experts believe the suggested method of achieving this, a complete shut down of the jet engine in mid flight, might have negative effects. On the lizard people front, lizard people, especially those who are current members of the Bildebergs must register with authorities. The protocols of the Elders of Zion will hold no sway in US courts of law if congress passes President Romney's legislative program. Finally in a surprise selection, Romney selected John F. Kennedy, alive and well and released from CIA detention, as his Vice President and Tupac Shakur to lead his Urban youth outreach.