Ah, I might as well. TMI is a lifestyle for me. I'll tell you the first and last time I had an Internet sex hook-up. Probably the most awkward thing in my life. For those of you who don't know, I'm a bisexual man. I've never been one to sleep around a lot, but I'd started hanging on these LGBT forums when I was 19, and people kept contacting each other for casual sex. Mostly horrible old dudes, I think I got 10 penis pictures sent to me in a month, with suggestions like "I want to smack you around a bit xoxo" or "Come around when my wife is gone". But one guy was in his twenties and looked really good in his profile pictures. I thought "what the hell, you only live once" and went home to him, more curious than anything else. I expected that we would talk and set some ground rules and take it slow, because this was a completely new situation for me. Instead, when I knocked on his door, he opened completely nude. He just said "Hi, get in, close the door" and walked back into the flat, with a buttplug already in. I should have turned around right there, but I didn't, I was slightly repulsed, a bit scared and awfully curious. So I followed him in. He just got on his knees on a towel on a chair in front of his computer, popping out his buttplug. That was his idea of foreplay. This was so strange and alien to me that I just wanted to run away, but in my fucking stupidity, I now felt obliged to stay for a while so he wouldn't feel rejected. I was completely limp so I did some stuff you don't need to hear with a dildo he had handy, until a small, thin stream of poo trickled out of him and down on the towel. By then I'd had enough and just told him "Eeeeeeh this is really not my thing at all, sorry, gotta leave" and he just shrugged and said "Fine, there are other guys coming!"
Now you know a little more about me.
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