canada should become a territory of the United States.

Isn't it already?

sadly it is not, an invasion wouldn't be very hard though seeing that they cannot declare war without the Queen of England's approval though.

What was that, 'ey?

Even Quebec, or do they need France's approval?

lol, yes even quebec.

Why would we celebrate Britain on Canada day, Friendly Sword?

Let's not forget Bryan Adams.

silly colonials

and Rush and Triumph

Canadians are fools according to South Parc

*South Park

Our thread is going to be so much better than the July 4th thread that's coming. Just you watch.

I like the going to be so much better... because if were honest it isn't that good yet. Slow start, really.

hellalt, you're forgetting that Ike, Kyle's adopted Canadian brother is incredibly intelligent for his age and got to bang his hot kindergarten teacher. Also the most popular show is Canadian (which makes no sense because Canadian television is balls).

It doesn't matter where you are in the world, Canada Day is a perfectly reasonable occasion to get trashed. At home watching a movie in the UK? Take three shots of Canadian Whiskey! At work in California? Chug a Canadian beer while your boss isn't looking!

Why would you have Canadian whisky when you live next door to Scotland?

You have a taste for occasion? You could drink Tequila at Christmas too I suppose.

Three cheers for blind support of the country you were born in!

Hoorah! (So long as your English)

You wouldn't have Basketball either. You wouldn't have William Shatner, Jim Carrey, Seth Rogen, Frank Gehry, Jack Warner, Sue Johanson (Sunday Night Sex Show), and others that I can't really think of. =P

The telephone was invented here, the guy who invented the first transmissions of voice and music over radio, sonar and patented the first television. We've given you all Standard Timezones, Trivial Pursuit, Java, the Canadarm, music synthesizers, gas masks, five-pin bowling, long lasting alkaline batteries, insulin, artificial pacemakers, abortion, the chiropractic profession, most of the draft work for The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the electron microscope, discovered continental drift, verified the existence of quarks, discovered stem cells, discovered the cause of cancer, open heart surgery, mapped the visual cortex of the brain, chemotherapy, discovered the cause of radioactivity, and of course, Wolverine from the X-men.

Also, William Osler, the Father of Modern Medecine... and Norman Bethune who's work in China makes him the most popular and well-known physician ever.

If it wasn't for Canada, you wouldn't have Chrispminis, Friendly Sword, mapleleaf, Centurian, and countless other top-notch Diplomacy players.

And Chris; you forgot Michael Cera!

and "you can't do that on television" one of the best tv shows ever.

"most of the draft work for The Universal Declaration of Human Rights"

So its all your fault then?

You forgot Pamela Anderson....

You Brits may not pay attention to us 'colonials' but perhaps it would be nice of you to awknowlege that for the longest time we were the primary source of your raw resources, that we saved your asses (well, helped to) in the boer War, sacrificed a generation for that ridiculous blunder of the first world war, and

*this is the kicker*

were your rank and file ally (ie. second biggest) for a significant part of WW2, in between the fall of les Francais and Pearl Harbour.

In the coming years we're going to kickass because we have such a large amount of the world's fresh water, oil, and uranium. Once we kick the Ruskies, Danes, Norwegians, and Alaskans off of the Arctic, we'll be even better off. =)

There were a lot of Canadians I could think of that I didn't mention. It wasn't out of forgetfulness, but out of nationalistic cardstacking. On a more honest note... we gave you Celine Dion, Shania Twain, and Avril Lavigne...

kd lang! stompin tom! ghislain poirier!

Maple syrup and back bacon!

No more. You had me at Wolverine.