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Marketing tips

#1 Post by Proton45 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:52 pm

Hey, share you marketing tips!

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#2 Post by diplomat61 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:58 pm

Tip 1: make it clear what you are marketing
Tip 2: make it clear who you are marketing to

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#3 Post by BobMcBob » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:21 am

Tip 3: Don't do it on the forum.

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#4 Post by diplomat61 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 am

Tip 4: don't make spelling mistakes in your copy

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#5 Post by Octavious » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:18 am

I recommend getting to Marke early and scouting out for some metallic surfaces. A church bell is perhaps too obvious, but you will find a wide variety of vehicles and shop signs. Produce a small hammer (I'd suggest a toffee hammer, ideally made of copper or brass) and lightly strike the metal for the desired result. Variety is key, and a few hours of experimentation will undoubtedly produce a ting that will send shivers down your spine.

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#6 Post by BobMcBob » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:30 am

Dang, that was smooth! I didn't even know he was a spammer until I clicked the link. Wait, I didn't click the link. Oh well, maybe it was obvious after all.
(Somebody ban this guy).

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#7 Post by TrPrado » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm

Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting

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#8 Post by dargorygel » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:03 pm

Tip 6: when you throw the painting, make sure the corner hits something squishable.

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#9 Post by Vaporwave » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:02 pm

TrPrado wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
of a half-naked woman or a spaceship

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#10 Post by BobMcBob » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm

TrPrado wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.

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#11 Post by dargorygel » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:19 am

BobMcBob wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm
TrPrado wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.
Popeye always thought so....
(Am I too old?)

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#12 Post by Matticus13 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:52 am

Tip 7: If the painting hits something unsquishable, repeat tips #5 and #6 until an oil painting remains completely intact. If potential client is struck, continue to strike potential client until they agree not to press charges, or until they cannot recall who hit them with an oil painting.

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#13 Post by Matticus13 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:03 am

Note: Throwing of additional paintings/beating may not be necessary if painting strikes a potential client who qualifies as *squishable*

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#14 Post by yuuki » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:58 pm

diplomat61 wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 am
Tip 4: don't make spelling mistakes in your copy
Actually spelling mistakes may be a good thing depending on your audience

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#15 Post by lynapareso » Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:05 pm

Yeah

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#16 Post by lynapareso » Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:06 pm

Thanks for these marketing tips, I read them with passion.

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#17 Post by dargorygel » Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:39 pm

Replacing the letters, "Marketing" with the letter, "Q", enables you to refer to the whole process as "Q-tips", which helps in ear-canal cleaning as WELL as selling paintings.

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#18 Post by lynapareso » Mon Aug 14, 2023 6:38 am

Speaking of marketing, if I had to sum it up in one sentence, I'd say: turn vision into results with Hello Pareto.

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#19 Post by learnedSloth » Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:14 am

This is the first time that I see an advertising bot get +1 from a mod. :lol:
¶ Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
-- Proverbs of Solomon, chapter 4, verse 23

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#20 Post by dargorygel » Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm

I thought she was adding to my jokes

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