Raining on Trump's Parade

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Raining on Trump's Parade

#1 Post by Randomizer » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:56 am

The weather forecast in Washington, D. C. is currently 80% chance of rain with thunderstorms for the 4th of July parade day.

For what used to be a bipartisan non-political celebration, Trump orders a third world dictatorship style military show of force parade. However because the streets couldn't take the weight, we won't have tanks going down them, including the "new" Sherman tanks that exist only in Trump's imagination since they haven't been made since the Korean Conflict. However stands have been set up especially for Republican donors. The Chiefs of Staff have been ordered to stand next to Trump.

All we need are well wishes from his supporters like Putin and Kim. :)
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Re: Raining on Trump's Parade

#2 Post by Jamiet99uk » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:02 am

What a disgusting piece of shit Trump is. I hope he has a massive heart attack soon. He ought to, the fat article.

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#3 Post by brainbomb » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:04 pm

Im.just glad we captured all those sneaky british airfields
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#4 Post by Randomizer » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:22 am

Fake patriot Trump saluted all those that defended our flag instead of our country, because wrapping yourself in the flag is so important when you're a draft dodger.
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#5 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:32 am

Yeahhh but the air war! Those airfields were key to victory in 1775
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