Banned from the forums!

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

*Reveals I slipped out of my handcuffs, grabs a dagger out of my sleeve and stabs CaptainFritz*
Ban CaptainFritz for being dead.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for second degree murder. I have tried to hide CaptainFritz’s dead body next to Kingofthepirate’s, but their body doesn’t seem to be there. Strange… Also ban Diplomacy&Warfare for turning this into a true crime documentary.

[dargorygel]

Ban Pengwinja for being a cannibal. (Or a cannonball).

[CaptainFritz28]

*Reveals I slipped out of my handcuffs, grabs a dagger out of my sleeve and stabs CaptainFritz*
Ban CaptainFritz for being dead.

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for stabbing my first mate, Bill (he looks a lot like me). I enter the quarters where Diplomacy&Warfare was being held and blow his face in with an rpg after assessing the situation. Poor Bill.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Pengwinja for being a cannibal. (Or a cannonball).

Ban dargorygel for not being a cannonball. (Or a cannibal).

[learnedSloth]

*Reveals I slipped out of my handcuffs, grabs a dagger out of my sleeve and stabs CaptainFritz*
Ban CaptainFritz for being dead.

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for stabbing my first mate, Bill (he looks a lot like me). I enter the quarters where Diplomacy&Warfare was being held and blow his face in with an rpg after assessing the situation. Poor Bill.

This is the first time that I hear of blowing a face in with a Role Playing Game. Ban CF for failure to ban himself.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban learnedSloth for distracting CF with the fact that he threw a D&D book at me.
*slips out of my handcuffs again and stabs CF again*

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban learnedSloth for distracting CF with the fact that he threw a D&D book at me.
*slips out of my handcuffs again and stabs CF again*

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for living through an rpg to the face and stabbing my second mate, Joe.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban CaptainFritz for not realizing that his third mate is in on my mutiny and is currently stabbing him.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for stabbing people and committing tax evasion. The IRS has now joined against the mutiny.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban Pengwinja for not reading the briefing. The mutiny is an IRS-sanctioned arrest of CaptainFritz28 for claiming to be the "acting superior authority on the high seas". The CIA also got involved, and they sanctioned me to kill CaptainFritz for tax evasion (The IRS sanction was only for starting a mutiny and arresting CaptainFritz, not killing him).

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for killing Bill and Joe, my first and second mates, but not carrying out his sanctioned action, rather commissioning my third mate to do it.

[Pengwinja]

I’ve got a ban hammer. I will use it if I find out who it is that started this mess. But for now, (non-ban hammer) Ban CaptainFritz28 for not going willingly with the IRS, because if he is innocent, he has nothing to fear besides the American justice system.

[dargorygel]

Ban Pengy for not starting to sing, "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..." when he bragged about a ban-hammer.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Dargorygel for giving me a nickname that is now required by law to use.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban Pengy for not starting to sing, "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..." when he bragged about a ban-hammer.

HAMMER TIME!!!

Ban-hammer Pengwinja for being hammer-banned.

[CaptainFritz28]

BANNER TIME!

Ham-banner Diplomacy&Warfare for Hammer-banning!

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban CaptainFritz for putting roast pig on a banner and slapping me with it.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Dip&War for not realizing that the ham was a lie, and was just a picture.

[wintergreen]

Ban Pengwinja for having 369 posts - not allowed, since 3 + 6 = 9.