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Re: Marketing tips

by taylor4 » Wed Aug 16, 2023 11:39 pm

Speaking of jokes, much of the marketing material is aimed at simians and not adults. Not that there's anything wrong with Neanderthal kids.

Spelling misstakkes: If you see bad grammar or misspelling, delete. Period. Scams from foreign shores. Just saying and selling xenophobia. Or don't Them from There pay their Spellcheck dues?

Re: Marketing tips

by Octavious » Wed Aug 16, 2023 3:20 pm

Ba-dum tish!

Re: Marketing tips

by dargorygel » Wed Aug 16, 2023 11:57 am

Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:11 am
Octavious wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:20 am
dargorygel wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm
 I thought she was adding to my jokes
You tell jokes? Why have you never mentioned it before?

But yeah, the bot situation is getting silly. Members with clearly fake avatars and names containing strings of random numbers and letters are obviously suspect, and I don't know why they're tolerated. And now this Jamiet99uk is calling for some of our genuine members to be banned? It's appalling
I love jokes and there are lots of great jokers on this forum https://www.zombo.com!
And the Batman. The Batman is on this forum, too.

Re: Marketing tips

by Jamiet99uk » Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:11 am

Octavious wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:20 am
dargorygel wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm
 I thought she was adding to my jokes
You tell jokes? Why have you never mentioned it before?

But yeah, the bot situation is getting silly. Members with clearly fake avatars and names containing strings of random numbers and letters are obviously suspect, and I don't know why they're tolerated. And now this Jamiet99uk is calling for some of our genuine members to be banned? It's appalling
I love jokes and there are lots of great jokers on this forum https://www.zombo.com!

Re: Marketing tips

by Octavious » Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:20 am

dargorygel wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm
 I thought she was adding to my jokes
You tell jokes? Why have you never mentioned it before?

But yeah, the bot situation is getting silly. Members with clearly fake avatars and names containing strings of random numbers and letters are obviously suspect, and I don't know why they're tolerated. And now this Jamiet99uk is calling for some of our genuine members to be banned? It's appalling

Re: Marketing tips

by Jamiet99uk » Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:44 pm

dargorygel wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm
 I thought she was adding to my jokes
Are you going to ban her / it?

Re: Marketing tips

by dargorygel » Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm

I thought she was adding to my jokes

Re: Marketing tips

by learnedSloth » Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:14 am

This is the first time that I see an advertising bot get +1 from a mod. :lol:

Re: Marketing tips

by lynapareso » Mon Aug 14, 2023 6:38 am

Speaking of marketing, if I had to sum it up in one sentence, I'd say: turn vision into results with Hello Pareto.

Re: Marketing tips

by dargorygel » Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:39 pm

Replacing the letters, "Marketing" with the letter, "Q", enables you to refer to the whole process as "Q-tips", which helps in ear-canal cleaning as WELL as selling paintings.

Re: Marketing tips

by lynapareso » Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:06 pm

Thanks for these marketing tips, I read them with passion.

Re: Marketing tips

by lynapareso » Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:05 pm

Yeah

Re: Marketing tips

by yuuki » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:58 pm

diplomat61 wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 am
 Tip 4: don't make spelling mistakes in your copy
Actually spelling mistakes may be a good thing depending on your audience

Re: Marketing tips

by Matticus13 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:03 am

Note: Throwing of additional paintings/beating may not be necessary if painting strikes a potential client who qualifies as *squishable*

Re: Marketing tips

by Matticus13 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:52 am

Tip 7: If the painting hits something unsquishable, repeat tips #5 and #6 until an oil painting remains completely intact. If potential client is struck, continue to strike potential client until they agree not to press charges, or until they cannot recall who hit them with an oil painting.

Re: Marketing tips

by dargorygel » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:19 am

BobMcBob wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm
TrPrado wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
 Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.
Popeye always thought so....
(Am I too old?)

Re: Marketing tips

by BobMcBob » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm

TrPrado wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
 Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.

Re: Marketing tips

by Vaporwave » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:02 pm

TrPrado wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
 Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
of a half-naked woman or a spaceship

Re: Marketing tips

by dargorygel » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:03 pm

Tip 6: when you throw the painting, make sure the corner hits something squishable.

Re: Marketing tips

by TrPrado » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm

Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting

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