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Re: funny joke

by learnedSloth » Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:33 pm

florencepugh wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 am
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
This is actually a sound joke. Now it is preserved even if the bot gets deleted some day.

Re: funny joke

by florencepugh » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 am

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Re: funny joke

by Hanging Rook » Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:56 pm

Question to Radio Yerevan: Would it have been possible that Nikita Chrustschow instead of J.F. Kennedy was shot in 1963?

- In principle yes, but we doubt Onasis would have married the widow.

Re: funny joke

by Octavious » Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:45 am

Wow, Jamie, that last joke damn near killed the thread.

Sadly all the best jokes are ruled out by forum guidelines, so we're reduced to schoolyard classics


Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees


What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries

Re: funny joke

by Jamiet99uk » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:47 pm

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

Re: funny joke

by BrianBaru » Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:48 pm

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "OK. Involuntary muscle contractions. Do you know what you’re a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "He's probably golfing with his buddies."

Re: funny joke

by Jamiet99uk » Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:45 pm

What's red and hurts your teeth?

A brick!

Re: funny joke

by learnedSloth » Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:41 am

The writing system based on a small set of independent graphemes made typewriters possible.

Re: funny joke

by JustAGuyNamedWill » Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:59 am

“Doctor I broke my arm in two places!”

“Don’t go to those places then”

funny joke

by bakedcheese38 » Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:55 am

Why did the Qing dynasty handwrite their letters instead of using a typewriter?

Because they hated Taiping. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:-D :-D :-D :-D :!: :!: :!:

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