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Finished: 10 AM Sun 25 Mar 18 UTC
Modern Diplomacy M2
12 hours /phase
Pot: 50 D - Spring, 2006, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
17 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2003: France Hungary is yours
18 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Russia, if you are going to give up, at least end your turn.
"See guys, I only lost cos I gave up! Its totally not because I got on everyone's bad-side by backstabbing people like Nazi fucking Germany"
literally, like, hitler!
18 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2003: Hey I'm no nazi
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Britain you have it all wrong, I’m giving up because I’m going to lose
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Also I didn’t backstab like Nazi Germany they were good at it, I did a shitty job
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: o/ - if Russia is giving up can I have his SCs?
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Why am I a Nazi now
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: I think he’s saying I’m like hitler?
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Yeah I think Britain is comparing the Russia player to Nazi Germany in terms of backstabbing, rather than calling the Germany player a Nazi. On another note I think Britain hasn't noticed the turn is almost over :p
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: I just noticed that convoy
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Holy shit. That convoy
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: russia=hitler
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Hey that’s mean
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: To hitler
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: I guess that means I'm stalin
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: I'm going to build just in areas so that if I get stabbed it won't be a cake walk
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: i think egypt is stalin, he has been unduly quiet
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: ukraine=pastawarriors
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Agreed
18 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: >be ukraine
>get cucked from your homeland
>still fight for your oppressors
>lose
basically italy
19 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2003: Flying spaghetti monster
22 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2004: It's frustrating when someone (cough Russia cough) has openly given up but still causes every turn to run the full 12 hours so that the game is prolonged for everyone else......
22 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2004: Yeah I’ve just stopped having time to waste
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: step 1: overcome you life-threatening anxiety over failure, then click on Modern Diplomacy M2
step 2: click ready
step 3: you're fucken done
(results may vary due to anxiety, may be fatal, results typically occur in 3 to 4 nanoseconds, do not do if you are desperately trying to fish a draw through long wait times [because of muh w/s/d ratio])
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Britain you’ve made a good point
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Now I am actually actively prolonging it
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Egypt? Bad Egypt. no touch iran, muh oil
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Oml
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Technically, Odessa was *meant* to be mine Germany :p but at this stage I am happy to finish the game with what I have if you want Odessa and Britain wants Sevastopol. Never reached the end of a game before!
22 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: I took Odessa so that if Egypt tries anyrhing I'm in a better position to assist
23 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Fair enough :)
23 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: As for Egypt. Do you really think you would survive against us all if you turned on us
23 Mar 18 UTC Spring, 2005: Egypt, you are no stalin
there won't be an islamic current of halal over southern europe
no epic national anthem too
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: *curtain
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: R*ss** ****should**** be dead next turn
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: I just want to end with the same number of supply centers as you guys. I don’t think that’s too much to ask
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: That would be fair enough, other than the fact that:

a) There is a difference between taking territory not held by one of us yet (Sev, Iran, SArab) and trying to take territory which *is* held by one of us - which is what you just tried to do by attacking Naples.

b) Given the fact you came to our alliance late, trying to change the terms of the alliance at the last minute is a little cheeky :p
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: And yes, both Russia and Ukraine have fallen.
23 Mar 18 UTC Autumn, 2005: After build phase my draw vote shall go in
24 Mar 18 UTC My vote just went in.
24 Mar 18 UTC As is mine
24 Mar 18 UTC alright gang, its time to see who (((they))) are
24 Mar 18 UTC Oh come on guys I just wanted to keep you on the edge of your seats for a while. I’m not actually going to fight you all.
24 Mar 18 UTC You’re hilarious by the way Britain
24 Mar 18 UTC Britain. France and I are fine with a 4 way draw
24 Mar 18 UTC It has been fun, good game everyone
24 Mar 18 UTC seeing your names makes everything sensible
TEALovingDave (hmm)
IRELANDball (hmmm)
NORED (no gommies ;DDD)
no wonder this alliance worked out
24 Mar 18 UTC destined by fate and causal determinism
24 Mar 18 UTC I'm a free Ireland I'll have you know
24 Mar 18 UTC It was a pleasure playing with you all - and this includes those who fell by the wayside!

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Britain
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 15 D
17 supply-centers, 17 units
France
TeaLovingDave (108 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 13 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
Germany
irelandball (134 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 13 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
Egypt
NoRed (555 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 11 D
15 supply-centers, 15 units
Italy
amani (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Poland
BigMorf (114 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Nwsoldner (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Spain
KumquatSpider (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Mr.Sheridan (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Ukraine
Orbitaloi (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
gish5132 (0 D X)Italy (Autumn, 1994) with 3 centres.
UCBird (148 D)Egypt (Autumn, 1995) with 6 centres.
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