Autumn, 1: Sup, Rome? What's kickin'? Lol, get it 'cause you're shaped like a boot. Jk. Anyways. Life in Persia is pretty rad. Ya, know. Just chilling' with the fam, looking at the stars and making up shit about numbers and stuff. Other day my buddy Musa al-Khwarizmi was like, "Hey what if there was like a letter that was a like totally a number man, like a real one." That kid says the dopest shit, yo. Anyways, I'm about to go hit the beach so I don't have to keep using up all this spray tan just to look swol for the ladies. ttyl. xoxo, Persia
23 Aug 16 UTC
Spring, 2: Yo! Yo! My ancient peeps! Met this supper rad guy at this roomy cabana down by the beach. He was like "You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop." Dude was rockin' that swank ass flow on the daily. That beach was hot tho. Gotta find me some cooler weather, man. xoxo, Persia
26 Aug 16 UTC
Spring, 3: Another sunny day in Persia! ...It's always sunny in Persiadelphia! Lol, like the TV show. Ha! Danny Devito is the best! I think he used to hang with Cyrus. Anyways, like I was saying'...Hey hold on...Hey Egypt, what the shit man!? Trying to come after me in Antioch AND Jerusalem. Not cool dude. Not cool. I call party foul. You guys saw what he did. This shit is about to get real. My man Seleucus I Nicator's from Antioch, and that badass doesn't play. If he finds out you've been creepin' around...aww man, you in trouble now man. AND Jerusalem...the holy of holy's....man, I though we was better than that, man. Not cool. xoxo, Persia.
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