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10 Apr 13 UTC	Spring, 1: Welcome everyone, glad to have a game with you! Good luck!
10 Apr 13 UTC	Spring, 1: Luck plays no part! Haven't you read the blurb on the back of the box? In any event I accept the exhortation in the spirit of friendly competition in which I'm sure it was intended.
11 Apr 13 UTC	Spring, 1: I look forward to having a friendly stabfest (sorry, "game") with all of you.
12 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 2: Papyrus Digest Reports Growing Unrest in Eastern Med and Black Sea! Skirmishes yield no territory for muscle-flexing combatants. Pantomime recreation of the Battle of Sinope at 11!
12 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 2: This just in! Stupid orders by the Egyptian Pharaoh (me) has led to Persian control of Cyprus! Egyptian citizens living in the now Persian colony report anger at abandonment.
13 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 2: You guys are funny!
13 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 3: Breaking News: tension around the Mediterranean heats up: Rome decides to join the Egypt-Greece-Persia war against Greece while Carthage does the same against Egypt, rapid demillitarisation of Cyrene due to lack of resources leaves the province open to attack, the holy land starts flying egyptian flags. More at 9.
15 Apr 13 UTC	Spring, 4: Civil unrest in some parts of Egypt and Greece as Carthage and Rome continue their Westward expansion, Roman empire are trying to subdue resistance in the Fighting capital of Greece and the once mighty persian empire is reduced to it's original size. I'm Jeff Jefferson and welcome to Sphinx News!
15 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 4: Reports of much wailing and gnashing of teeth as internecine conflict decimates Egyptian, Persian empires. "Can't we all just get along?" implores Persian mother of six as she, offspring hauled off into life of chattel slavery.
18 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 6: No-one shall kick me out of my hideaway in cyprus!
19 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 6: I understand it's nice this time of year.
19 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 6: I understand it's nice this time of year.
19 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 6: Sorry. Didn't mean to send that twice. The offending scribe has had his fingers removed.
19 Apr 13 UTC	Autumn, 6: I've had that happen a lot of times. It appears that when I tell my scribe/advisor who has this small stone tablet to tell me what happened when my last order was to write a message he just writes it again. I should hire better scribes.
19 Apr 13 UTC	Spring, 7: Intercepted carrier pidgeon from: Egyptian phaoroahs to: various spies: haha, those other rulers think that I'm in Cyprus. They'll never suspect that I'm actually hiding in a small island in the Red Sea.