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dubmdell (556 D)
12 Sep 12 UTC
Anyone interested in prank-texting or calling a number?
I have received a few prank calls from 812-239-6702. Anyone who wishes to prank text or call this number, please feel free. i am currently texting every few hours, "$3000 by midnight Saturday... or else."
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BosephJennett (866 D)
12 Sep 12 UTC
Strangest text message
I just got the weirdest text message on my phone: "$3000 by midnight Saturday... or else."

Anyone know what this means?
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Is it just me, or did everything just change slightly...
Something about everything looks different...
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erist (228 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Password Protected game
Prefer people that want to roleplay a little (historical accuracy not important and/or actively discouraged). People that want to write an EOG strategy/recap post even better.
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krellin (80 DX)
12 Sep 12 UTC
iPhone too Hard to Dial for Obama - President Super Cool
President Super Cool....er...Dumb Ass...is too stupide to use the most user-friendly phone in the world. Meaning...stupidest President EVER?

http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mobiles/iphone-stumps-president-obama-20120912-25ra6.html
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Dubbhills (100 D)
12 Sep 12 UTC
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Can someone join? We need 1 guy in 7 minutes.
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Zmaj (215 D(B))
11 Sep 12 UTC
EoG: Kotton Krown
Or, why Germany should never meddle in Italy's affairs.
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Conservative Man (100 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
In college, how much money per month do you typically need for personal expenses
This might be a double post, but I can't find my original post anywhere.
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NoFog (9073 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
EoG Kotton Krown
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ayyaswa (100 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
Join Fast Butt Kicking
Quick game starting in 4 mins!
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BreathOfVega (597 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
Mod, could you please check your e-mail?
Maybe a mod is online, I'll give it a try
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BreathOfVega (597 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
This may sound funny, but...
...what would you do if some players played helping you in a way more than suspicious?

I mean, suppose someone is basically letting you win by playing poorly. What would you do? Take the offer, or propose a draw?
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
White supremacy - terrorist threat?
m.aljazeera.com/se/201298105245647965

Muslims Americans call for higher gun ownership to protect their citizens from White terrorists. Discuss.
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Yonni (136 D(S))
10 Sep 12 UTC
To everyone in invitational
Lando, Imhotep, Hanged Man, Tasnica, Ava, and uclabb.
Two of you haven't joined. I tried sending PMs but maybe this will work better. 14 hours left to join - please let me know if you can't make it.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
11 Sep 12 UTC
Of Authors and Airplanes--9/11
“Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habits, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work: there is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We’ve got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.” --D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterly's Lover (It's his birthday today as well, and this quote fits the day, I think)
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goldfinger0303 (3157 DMod)
11 Sep 12 UTC
Full Disclosure Game 2.2 is over
EoG's here please. gameID=91245
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basvanopheusden (2176 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I am leaving the site
I just moved to Princeton and my life will be involved with study for the coming year. Therefore, I don't have the time to spend on diplomacy.

I thank you all for playing. Special thanks go to Babak, Lando, :), Tru Ninja and goldfinger for some exceptional games.
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Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
06 Sep 12 UTC
I'm buying a gun
A .357 magnum double action revolver is the perfect low maintenance handgun for the inexperienced user. Now I can shoot Putin when the commies try to take over.

Opinions?
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Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
EoG: Monday_evening
This is ridiculous.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I'm buying a nun
Everyone should have one, atheist or not...at least for work around the house...But not an OLD nun...young enough I can say "sister" without thinking "grandmother"...

But I'm naturally inexperienced in religious matters, so don't know what a good buy would be--opinions?
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Haha, a women are chattel joke. From a 'liberal'.
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Oh, piss off, Putin.

I think YOU are being sexist thinking women are either stupid or frail enough that they can't take the joke...and dish it out just as good as they get.

SEXIST, Putin...for shame!
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Which is worst? Sexist or hypocrite?
Friendly Sword (636 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I don't this joke is bad because it will overwhelm women... it's strange that you think that's the problem with it.

It's just not very funny because it relies on two trite sexist references (lack of autonomy for and objectification of women) that continue to be really horrible issues. And maybe I'm wrong, but it really doesn't offset anything with any amount of cleverness.
Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
It's irrelevant, since no woman will ever come here. It's that awful site that keeps their husbands glued to the screen.
Actually, the entirety of the humor is derived from the fact that 'nun' is a 3-letter word that rhymes with several other words used in the forum trend. You can still object to it, sure, as people being treated as property in any context is shameful, but let's not pretend the joke is built on "Haha, women are property, get it guys??" because it pretty clearly is not.
Friendly Sword (636 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Just reading Obi's response and not having read every other thread, that was very unclear. Thanks for providing context. :P
aureliano5174 (0 DX)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Putin's response is childish enough. What's more strange is that you guys actually play along. Why get into endless arguments? Just let it be..
obiwanobiwan (248 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
@Eden: Thank you.
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Better idea, how about you all stop contaminating the forum with the dumb pun threads.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
lol Well done obiwan... so glad I'm not the only one not afraid to turn Putin's own nonsense back onto him.

I also like PE's obvious call... you know you have a problem when you're "too liberal to laugh."
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
You bros aren't funny. I know you think your hateful jokes are 'funny'. but outside of bro-land, they aren't considered funny. Not even remotely. Stop trying to be funny and do something you're actually good at that doesn't involve committing a felony.
Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Stalinist, those are not hateful jokes but cultural trends. Practice what you preach.
>mfw I'm obviously a rapist frat douche because I recognize what people are actually saying instead of falsely assigning some kind of vague hatred for things on no reasonable basis

http://images.wikia.com/fantendo/images/d/d0/Bert_snaps.gif
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
No, but like the sun rises, you always leap to defend anything bros say.
Lol no I don't. You're entertaining, please continue.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luly90KdgT1qk3jq8o1_500.gif
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Look up any thread in which somebody objected to some 'joke' because it was unfunny and/or hateful, and you'll find Eden, typically seething with rage and probably writing in all caps, defending it.
Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
You look it up, Stalinist.
Fortress Door (1837 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
look up any thread and you will find Putin trolling

I am going to leave now... and actually play some Diplomacy here
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Hey Putin, when WAS the last time you laughed at anything? And I don't mean "dark-overlord-anticipates-yet-another-conquest" maniacal type of laughter.

I can't remember you EVER approving of anything that was attempted in humor, poor taste or otherwise. What do you laugh at at home? I'm guessing you find Bill Maher's monologues too right-wing...
Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
I bet Stalinist is thinking about the good old Soviet days when an unfunny joke about his favorite mustachio could land you in a gulag.
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I laugh every day. Just because you're unfunny doesn't mean everybody else is.
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Yellowjacket, this is you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDOH18D3l9o
Tolstoy (1962 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
^ One of the most ironic Putin posts of all time. Have you ever actually watched the whole movie, Putin?
redhouse1938 (429 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Yeah I feel you Tolstoy...
krellin (80 DX)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Did not read thread....but I **never** buy nuns. YOu compliment then and feed them cheap wine and you are in ALL DAY LONG.

Stupid Catholics....yes....deny your clergy sex and pretend they won't seek it anyway! lol Morons....(Well hell....of course they are morons....instead of worshipping zombie Je-bus that raised himself from the dead, the damned Catholics pray to the whore who had a one-night stand and then told Joseph she "....uh...I just got pregnent....I swear...must have been a miracle!!!! It's GOD;s baby....yeah....yeah....that's it...."
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
*snicker* Good Morning Vietnam, is it? Nice, I bet you found that "white man blowjob" joke a bit too offensive though, dincha? Remember when Robin Williams called the Asian woman (sorry, is 'Asian' still OK? Gotta stay on top of the vernacular!) a "Dragon Lady? Absolutely horrific for you, I imagine.

I'm really surprised you would link to such an obviously racist movie, Putin.
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
"Have you ever actually watched the whole movie, Putin?"

Yes, thanks for missing the point.



Tolstoy (1962 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I thought your point was "Yellowjacket isn't funny".

If it was "Yellowjacket's politically incorrect jokes are hilarious", there are far better clips to take from that movie to make it.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Really Putin, if you're going to try to demonstrate that I'm all not funny and I'm super bigoted, you should probably show a clip from a movie that doesn't suck, and maybe one a little less racist. I'll give you another chance though.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
For instance, this guy is funny like you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH-3 D-BZn4

Careful though, I think he's Jewish and I don't want to imply that Jews have ocular issues. I know many fine Jewish people and they have good vision. Better than average actually. As I whole I think that Jews in general probably have LESS eye problems than your average American.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH-3 D-BZn4

I guess d is coming out as d-
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
or however you make that stupid symbol.
mcpaul (100 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I would go for a Discalced Carmelite or maybe a Sister of Charity, but that's just me.
Putin33 (111 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
See, Tolstoy was clever. YJ fails to be clever, but tries really hard. It's kinda sad.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
Haha, Grandmaster Putin, the final word on what is or is not clever.

Dude, I'm the motherfucking Yellowjacket. Who else could give you such highlights as:

"Krellin's Global Warming Research," "Why beating up a FTM Transexual is Still Manly," "100 Uses for Fat Women," "Lord Alex the Syphilitic Prison-Slut," and so many many more!?!

Say whatever you want about me, partner, but my shit is epic reads for all.


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Yonni (136 D(S))
25 Jun 12 UTC
WebDip Triathlon Round 2
I will be looking to start WebDip Triathlon Round 2 next week. It will consist of a GB and FP game. As some people expressed disappointment with the trny, I'll give everyone this week to opt out. We also need subs if ppl are interested.
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djakarta97 (358 D)
27 Aug 12 UTC
Indonesian Iceberg Invitational
Since the last thread has mysteriously been locked, here's a new one. If I am correct, I have the following players in the Indonesian Iceberg Invitational:
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krellin (80 DX)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Whoops...Mr Cool-bama Can't use an I-Phone...(MORON!)
Uh...yeah....isn't the Bamster supposed to me Mr. Hip? Too f*ing stupid to figure out how to use a damned iPhone!!???! lol What a moron!!!

http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-has-problems-dialing-iphone-blames-campaign-worker-s-cell-phone-plan
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Tyran (914 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Replacement player thread!
gameID=99291 replacement Russia needed! Join now before CDs ruin this game.....
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KnightGeneral (1342 D)
07 Sep 12 UTC
What kind of Diplomacy player are you?
Wandering around diplom.org and found an article that raised an interesting question. You have the ability to choose between two options for your next seven games; you will either be part of a seven-way draw in all seven games, or you will win one and be eliminated in the other six. Which do you choose?
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Zmaj (215 D(B))
10 Sep 12 UTC
I'm buying a President Eden
I heard of its virtues as a male companion, love slave and punching bag, but I'm unclear on the issue of declawing. I'd love to hear the opinions of the President Eden owners among the posters.
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Leif_Syverson (271 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
I'm buying a where the heck did this soon to be failed mocking copycat thread come from?
Guess that's what I get for not being all that active on the WebDip forum.

Back to my dark and dreary MS Thesis hole from whence I crawled to see what was going on in the world...
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achillies27 (100 D)
08 Sep 12 UTC
New games!
If I'm correct... I'm in 23 games, another 2 on vdip, and another three will start soon... So I'm going to start 2 more games, I don't care what setting, I just want to go to 30 games total! Idc phase length or whatever, or even bet size. So, post if interested.
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King Atom (100 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Who Wants to Lend me $10,000?
Who wouldn't want this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000002IWP/ref=dp_olp_collectible?ie=UTF8&condition=collectible
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teufelhunden83 (100 D)
10 Sep 12 UTC
Game selection
Why are the only games i've seen for 2-3 days only 5 and 10 point games... i've had a 101 point standard game up for 2 days and no takers... it didn't used to be like this...
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