Bullshit, if I wanted to impress the bros I'd lie and say she was good looking.
I tell you what, Putin, I'll give you a chance to be the hero you want to be. I'm not talking to the fat chick right now, and she's currently probably most of the way over the whole thing, but I'm feeling a bit or an urge right now, so I'm thinking maybe it's time I call her up tonight and go over there and claim me some sausage rolls.
But you, Putin, can save her from the mistreatment she will no doubt suffer at my hands. All you have to do is NOT respond to this post. If you can manage that she'll be safe from me forever, and the heroic Putin will have white knighted another woman from the clutches of misogyny. If you fail, though, it's gonna be fattycake fattycake bakers man for old YJ tonight.
So what's more important to you, you flaccid little weenie?