And I thought you were gonna tax my place, Eden.

Your vagina suddenly get all itchy and tell you it's afraid of getting pounded like your ass has been?

You think I wouldn't remember that, moron? You're as full of shit here as you are talking about your Diplomacy skills... or, really, anything. Tax your place? Nah, bitch, I don't do taxes. I was gonna take your spot 'cause your pussy-ass bailed out. Who you gonna call a wuss after skipping out, anyway?

Your not a wuss. A wuss has value. You don't even have that. But more to the point, are you taking my spot or not?

That depends, is your spot available? If so, fuck yeah, I'll take it, otherwise I guess not.

"*smack* - That was me hitting Eden in the face with my 15 inch slong and 20 pound testicles. Don't even *think* you can replace me, Eden. I am so much more of a Dip player than you can even dream of being."


£20, Draugnar. That was some cheap plastic surgery.

And it begins

Which of you dickheads took my place in the game?

Didn't it strike you as a tiny bit odd that the person who had asked for the game to be postponed a little while so that his arm could heal had suddenly decided he had been miraculously cured?

I was the 7th player to join, however it had been established that I was replacing Draugnar. If Draugnar is also in the game, then it would be me or Draugnar that needs to go (and I'll volunteer myself unless Draug wants for whatever reason to step aside). If he's not, I got nothin'.

Great, we can't even organise a seven player game. How are we going to get any complex alliances running?

I shall just have to go for the solo.

How about none of 'us' move first turn,

we then discover which country TGM has picked up as he attempts some dumb opening;

then we screw him first as punishment for being so slow off the mark... ; )

So who all is in the game Ghost?

From earlier in the thread we had: Stratagos, Ghost, Ava, Ursa, Alderian, Draugnar, Flashman, Katsarephat.

Of which Katsarephat and Draugnar fought over which one would puss out to let Flash in and Kat won as the biggest pussy. Draug joined the game and then wussed out a second time so that President Eden could join.

So who the fuck is in the game besides: Stratagos, Ava, Ursa, Alderian, Flashman, and President Eden?

I am. And I was in before Kat. I jumped right back in not thinking you fucktards would give Kat the password.

I was playing a midn fuck and it went well until you fucktards couldn't find you way out of a paperbag and figure it out.

So you tell us you're wussing out so someone gives the password to the next person on the list, and we're the fucktards?

Kat isn't in the game....

Alderian, ava2790, Draugnar, flashman, President Eden, stratagos, Ursa

Since I know who is who (to an extent), might it be best just to continue with those players?

Wimp...

Is there any subtle way President Eden can be replaced by TGM? If not, is there any unsubtle way TGM can use his unlimited, godlike mod-powers to shove ass-rimmer Draugwart out of the game and take his place? Just askin'.

Fuck this.

Ghost, if your read of the game data did not give you player positions, take my slot. If it did, I suggest a restart. I'll take the commentary thread.

Since you seven have the collective IQ of a carrot and your flaming is the equivalent of a slapfight among second graders, it would be blatantly obvious who I was unless I chose to drop my game to your level, I might as well take the thread so I can actually do a *good* job of telling you all what idiots you are

Ok, looks like we're on track to cancel this farce.

The way I see it, we have eight 'stakeholders' here - the seven 'current' players and Ghost. Kats is presumably still out due to his claims (ie: lies) about having a real life

Mistakes were made. Deal with it. We need to talk about what to do now.

Options:
* Give up on the whole damn thing

* Restart with seven players agreed upon; I am more than willing to step back if it'll END THE (boring) BITCHING so we can start the (entertaining) bitching. Or someone else can. And if two or more people want to puss out and withdraw, FINE, we'll find someone else.

* Generate a little more interest and post an open game link here; that way it's first come first serve. If we get someone who isn't part of the eight, then we just DEAL with it and roll on.


Thoughts? Or, 'comments', I guess, since I don't think you guys could pass a Turing test

I suggest a restart is the best option.

An open 'race to sign up' restart or a PW restart? And are you in or out?

PW, and I'm in to sign up tomorrow.

PW race for me.

Give all 7 of the other fucktards the password as well as me and we'll see which six others will be my bitches for the next month or two.

Just restart the thing. We're in different timezones so if you start messing around in EST I might miss the boat.

I didn't think you all were so pea-brained that my departure would cause such a catfight to erupt here. You LADIES are the biggest most worthless bunch of rejects I've ever seen.

(Translation: Sorry for the confusion... I actually NMRed in some of the games I do have, so I really do have a life, or at least a certain amount of difficulty keeping up with 2 games. Or I'm just bad at remembering to check the site over the weekend. So continue without me, and I'll be looking for the public chat after the end of the game!)

Alright, alright, I fucking canceled, that abortion is done. Now, I would love to challenge you sluggish turds to a race, but I'm worried some of you are gonna cry and whine about it when I kick your asses, so maybe we should just figure out who the fuck wants to be a commentator-bitch and who the fuck wants to be a player-bitch.

(Translation: A race might not be fair to those in different timezones, I agree on that point. Ideally, if someone will agree to commentate -- I'll do it if no one else will -- then the other seven can play and we'll be good. Any volunteers?)