@Draugnar

My mind is like a steel trap. I never forget a friend, enemy, or movie quote. Remember that next time :-)

OK, I admint, I double checked. I knew the line was said more than once and with variation, and I used my google-powers to confirm the exact situations.

But I do remember movie quotes. It helps that I always forget to get the milk on the way home, to leave room for trivia.

^^-- Great song.


Life's a journey, not a destination

"There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people asking questions." -ESPN

"It's better to remain silent and have people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Those two kind of go together...

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".

"I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."

"Let me 'splain. [pause] No, there is too much. Let me sum up".

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. "

"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something that you do not."
"What is that?"
"I am not left-handed."

God, I could go on. And don't even get me started on Monty Python.

Ah you forgot my favorite from the movie

Buttercup: "Noone can survive the fire swamp"

Westley: "Nonsense, you're only saying that because noone ever has"
(Paraphrase)

"It take two people to lie. One to lie, and one to listen". Homer Simpson

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well – you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference." Bill Hicks

How could you leave out: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Fezzik. Where did we leave the albino's wheelbarrow?"

"Over the albino, I think"

"but apart from the sanitation, medication, education, wine, public order, irregation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Attendee: Brought peace? Oh, peace-shut up!"

"He's not completely dead. He can still be revived. But when a man is completely dead, there is only one thing you can do..."
"What's that?"
"Go through his pockets for change."
(Paraphrased)

@Thucydides:
Socrates must have been a real post-Modernist. His situation is essentially unchanged, since now he has nothing on which to base his one certainty in the rephrasing of his quote.

"It's a simple matter of weight ratios."
-Monty Python

I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no,you *know*, didn't you? Oh it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

SQUEAK *goes for the jugular*-the bunny

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What is not a dog: If it bounces when it barks, it's not a dog. If it terrified of a blowing leaf, it's not a dog. If it can be easly drop kicked over the back fence, it's not a dog. It's a barking beany baby. -Jeff Dunham

@Crazy It's less painful also, at least untill the next morning.

here's one i've just heard:
"que hablen de mí, aunque sea bien"
(let them speak about me, no matter they do speak well about me (don't know if a shorter translation would be equally clear))
.-eugenio salvador dalí

Crazy...The quote is "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

actually, "let them speak about me, no matter they do well" is a valid translation, even if the meaning were not the same

(both meanings would be valid in the original spanish)

I have two -

"If you can manage to keep your head while everyone else is losing theirs, you probably have failed to understand the full seriousness of the situation."

"In America you are guaranteed the rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. However, there is no law preventing others from aiding and abetting happiness in its endless goal of avoiding you."

"These are my principles, sir. If you don't like them, I have others." - Groucho Marx

Christians don't believe in gravity. Peter Griffen

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, do Christians only eat Christ?

No Lions eat Christians.

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To be or not to be - that's not even a question

Now I could drink hot blood!