@Thucy: I don't need you trying to prove you've outdone me in the fourteen years I've been around, but I shall tell you of my greatness.
I'll start with the simple ones:
-I know most of you dispute that this is much of anything, but I have created my own nation, set up a code of laws, instituted a highly stable government, and have obtained the support of two citizens.
-I have made it into the Commonwealth Governor's School. If any of you truly knew what that meant, your respect for me would skyrocket.
-I have saved the lives of many a homeless (wo)man. (I could care less about them, but I forgot why I even did that in the first place.)
-I have hi-fived Al Gore.
-I am an excellent musician.
And most importantly, I have imagination beyond that which is conceivable to a majority of the people in this world. I know that nobody will respect me for that, but I do intend on turning my ideas into novels, movies, video games, TV shows, anything and everything that is physically possible for me to do. And most of you will look at me and have your doubts, simply telling me to dream on. And I shall. One day, I shall finish with the world I've created for myself and you all shall experience it for yourselves. For I am a writer, you can say I'm a dreamer, and that's something none of you will ever be.
But, as I said...nothing I can or will do will impress any of you, unless I become rich and famous. Then you all will look back and be sad. But it doesn't matter. Once I post this, all that will happen is a great deal of trolling. I will simply be ridiculed and that's ok. Because if I were to care about what any of you had to say, I would merely be distracted from my goals. And thus brings me to the main reason why I'm leaving...distraction.