Too bad your fan page is still only liked by Jesus and his 12 Apostles, it probably deserves more. Anyway, I'm so overwhelmed I probably won't be even able to visit this forum for few days so take care, don't cut your wrists and if you love her, don't wait till school like a lazy bastard.

The Beatles? Isn't that Satan's music or something?

No, there will be a talent show in which I plan to win her heart.

And the Beatles were once the disciples of Christ, now the form of God's blessed music: Rock and Roll.

Just to make sure, no one is actually interested in helping me are they?

dude. i really don't want to be a troll because i don't really like seeing people rip each other apart, but it's an unwritten rule that you are never supposed to make a fan page for yourself. its almost as bad as liking your own status.

Would it be inappropriate to friend your sister?

But, seriously, I don't think anyone here sees you as anything more than a troll (and a bad one at that). If you actually want to get something out of the community, try giving something back.

...No good can come from this...

Either you've invented a fan page for yourself, which is sad, or you've actually posted a link to your would-be gf's page and are asking for opinions from total strangers and inviting them to look at her and judge... :/

And you forget, King Atom:

The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, remember?

I'd just like to say how incredibly happy I am that I was a kid before the Internet. I'm so glad I was able to express all of my stupid shit on lose-leaf paper, rather than have it be a permanent addition to the Internet for employers to find decades later.

abgemacht +1

Oh, and do your parents know that you're giving out personal information to thousands of strangers in various countries, most of whom are decades older than you?

I'd ask if your parents CARE...

The Internet/TV AGe=Apathetic, Inattentive Parents

Agree Abgemacht. So, so much stupidity of which there is no record. Whereas now everyone can keep track of my stupidity.

+1 abgemacht

Don't give a fuck what this post is about....some ASSHOLE Goth MORON said "like this page". Yeah...THAT is why I joined WebDip.

Thank you for your support. I look forward to seeing you all around!

Hint: I'm a freaking genius. Of course I know all about letting complete strangers and employers see what I've done on the internet. I DON'T CARE!

And krellin, what the hell are you even doing here?

@obiwan: My parents let me go free on the internet because they know I'm a freaking genius. And my parents are both highly intelligent, if you all want to pretend like you're going to stalk them or something, be my guest. My dad owns fifty guns and has no problem aiming them right at some kid who might dare to cross through our lawn.

OK, he is clearly back to trolling...

<*PLONK*>

@Atom

I have yet to see you make one intelligent remark on this forum. Have you accomplished anything to justify your claim of being a "freaking genius"?

Also, I noticed on your fan page you claim to be the greatest mathematician of all time. What exactly have you contributed to that field?

The theory of Deceptive Traingles.

Oh, I can't wait to see Atom answer some math questions...

And I don't act intelligent, because I know that if I put my best out there, it will be shot down like everything else on this site. And since you all are adults trying to act like children, I submit to you that YOU underestimate my superiority. Sorry, I'm tired...had band camp today.

And Smiley better not try to BRAIN me on this one...

@KA

I'm sorry, but Theory of Deceptive Triangles means nothing to me or Google. Can you provide more details?

So, you'd rather appear stupid and be mocked than appear intelligent and possibly have an interesting conversation? I can tell you that if you're actually interested in math, there are a few very good people to talk to on this forum. I'm sure they'd be happy to talk with you if you'd drop the murderous, know-it-all persona for a minute.

If your theory is too complicated to write on the forum, feel free to send me an OpenOffice, LaTeX, or PDF document.

abge: What happened to don't feed the trolls?

@ abgemacht: No, no, no...that's not the persona. I just don't feel like having interesting conversations on an open forum when krellin or TC can come in and ruin it with one post. I have my conversations at my school (You may not think that it is much, but I go to the most highly valued school, that doesn't provide personal tutors, in the state of VA.) On top of that, I skipped a grade, which I actually had to work my ass off for, not like it with those gay home-schoolers. And I get my intelectual stimulation from different, well..."sources." I have plenty of things to do outside of this site, and I certainly don't need to act smart, because even if I did...I'd still get mocked. And I have of course mentioned that I do not feel the need for all of these idiots to be on the same planet, and we certainly don't want them breeding on other worlds do we? So, I have a plan for them to go away. And of course that gets me all kind of labels, like "evil," "sociopath," and from several: "adolf fucktard." I hope that just further gives you an example of the things I go through on and off the internet.

The Theory of Deceptive Triangles states that all triangles, like women, will stab you and kill you simply because they are complete idiots. (+1 if you get the reference) And yes, I'd love to have a discussion about Math! Just, not here...you people suck.