@Dingle: I'm trying to be a sad substitute for someone who will come and cease our sorrows.

Lemurs more so than others.

Not the big J in the sky, btw.

Though a big J might be a good idea . . .

@warsprite: What have you got against lemurs? I happen to be my community's representative for the 'Don't fuck with Lemurs' society. This could mean war - and war with a lemur can take some time.

'Wake up, you bugger, we're going to war.'
'Huh???'
You get the picture.

Had to walk my GSD. She likes using lemurs as quicky toys.

That's squicky toys.

"You just caught on?"

http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=513265

I made that joke two months ago, if that's what you mean.

What we have here is an AAM. Demographics in Asia aren't exactly...fun. Nothing to see here, folks.

Americans are no fun. No imagination.

Actually, I think the issue may be that Americans think you are stupid.

Short history. Shouldn't really be held against them, but it is.

Americans think everyone is stupid - except stupid Americans.

@Dongberry: Your name doesn't sound particularly US.

@acosmist: Got it: 'timur shut the fuck up!'

Shutting the fuck up, as you say in your very delicate US way.

Timur,
You are sadly funny. Its a good thing you think you are clever; I don't know what would keep you going otherwise.

Had your 'Western Christian Assholes' thread been started by someone with the name Genghis Khan, it would have been just as stupid and pointless, although I realize that you post it thinking yourself in some way superior either because 1) you know who Tamer the Lame is, or 2) You come from some part of his former empire, so imagine some kinship with him. Sadly, I would assume you are just some lonely highschooler trying to boast of your intellect. And sadly you have failed. My condolences.

And please stop fucking my goat. He doesn't like it. Thanks.

@warsprite: Don't you mean 'squeaky'? (It's ok. We all know Americans can't speak/spell English.)

@Dong: I know who Timur is. I live where he lived. I'm no highschooler. I'm ooold.

Your goat said it was cool.

Sadder still then, that your conduct here would lead me to believe you are in high school.

What's with anti-Americanism, anyway? Why spend your days seething in rage at an entire country? I guess it's as irrational as any bigotry. I just wish I knew what inspired such self-destructive hatred. My theory in this case was AAM-syndrome. But who knows? Some people are just predisposed to hate. It's a pitiful lifestyle, though, isn't it? I can't imagine devoting myself so fully to an emotion that leaves one's body and mind burned away with acid.

But I guess I never conquered as much as Tamerlane's reincarnation here. Fun times.

I'm guessing that that sort of bigotry justs stems from jealousy of the liberties we have in our nation and the wealth it's people holds.

I don't agree with the anti-americanism. Yes I'm an american although I don't see myself as ignorant, boastful, or just what the perception/stereotype of america is.

Wealth???

Whose taking bets as to Timur the Troll jumping on the minor grammatical error in StevenC's post. I'll put $20 US on the opposite of whatever the majority thinks he will do as he'll do the opposite to spite them.

Hi, brandon. Good to hear a new voice. I'm not anti-US, but I just can't stand some people pushing the line.

I think the american debt is why he's questioning wealth

@Draugh: You think I'm so shallow? Shame on you.

@Timur what do you mean by pushing the line? Do you mean certain Americans saying that they are better than other nations or people holding up the Americans on a pedestal