It was a dark and stormy night in webDipistan when…

“You’re a multi!” bellowed Draugnar, pointing his impressive banhammer replica at steephie. “I know it! That backstab was so fucking stupid, you fucktard! Only a fucktard multi would do it!”

“No I’m not!” steephie replied, nervously eyeing the shiny hammer.

Draugnar brought the hammer to bear, trembling with anticipation and excitement. “I’m finally gonna get my hands on a fucktard multi. This is gonna be great!”

A crowd gathered, chanting for blood—or at least the cyber equivalent.

“Yeah, he’s such a multi!” said a random Forumite. “I saw him going through my fruit vendor stand!”

“I saw him and his girlfriend playing while they were having sex! That’s metagaming! Ban him!” said Yellowjacket. Everyone did a double-take in shock and, upon realizing it was Yellowjacket saying it, promptly shrugged and returned to their chanting.

“Not so fast, Draugnar! I have it on solid evidence that steephie is NOT a multi!” goldfinger appeared through one of webDipistan’s many hi-speed tunnels, with damian and Celticfox flanking either side of him.

“But… there’s no way! That stab was fucktarded!”

“I know, but you’ll just have to bear with it. I can assure you it was not a multi attack.”

“If you say so…” Draugnar frowned, disappointed that he wasn’t going to get to hammer someone today after all.

“However, I do have an announcement. Recently the Forum sector was ravaged by a fierce multi attack, from an abomination known as ‘Agent K.’”

The crowd gasped, then fell silent.

“Fortunately we have found the perpetrator! President Eden has confessed to trolling the Forums mercilessly.”

President Eden popped out of one of the tunnels. “Sup guys.”

“It was you?!” “How could he do this??” “Ban him!”

“…however, he admitted to the crime, so we’re not going to ban him…”

A chorus of boos bellowed forth from the crowd.

“…in fact, he’s volunteered to be a mod, and because he’s so honest, we’ve decided to promote him to modship.”

“WTF?” “BUT HE’S A MULTI!” “THAT’S BULLSHIT!”

“Yeah, actually, I was kidding. He wasn’t the multi. We’re taking him out of Quarantine. April Fool’s!”

The crowd grumbled, embarrassed at having been caught in such a silly prank, and then dispersed.

[PRESIDENT EDEN has been removed from quarantine.
There are still FOUR multiaccounters left! And I hear there’s a conspiracy nut on the loose as well… Can you catch them all?]

MAFIA I: MULTI INVASION OF WEBDIPLOMACY

Day 1 has begun. It will run until 7:00 PM CST on Friday, April 4th.

WEBDIP MULTI QUARANTINE LIST (18/18):
1. abgemacht
2. TheMinisterOfWar
3. Chaqa
4. The Hanged Man
5. pjmansfield99
6. krellin
7. y2kjbk
8. captainmeme
9. TheJok3r
10. Fasces349
11. WardenDresden
12. 2ndWhiteLine(?)
13. Thucydides
14. Seyvas
15. AlexNesta
16. VashtaNeurotic
17. yebellz
18. kasimax