Okay, we’re nearly 24 hours in. Jokes are over. Time zone excuses are inadequate. There is plenty of substance to address. There is no pro-town reason for anyone to have failed to contribute so far. It is very frustrating to try to make sense of this town when such a large percentage of it has been absent. And it is even more frustrating to know that the number of lurkers is so large that there must be bad townies in there, even though this town is swarming with scum.
I am going to post a list of people who have been useless. My intent is to shine a light on them in whatever dark cracks they are hiding. By including or excluding anyone from this list of the useless, I am not commenting on their alignment. I am simply highlighting the fact that they have refused to be scrutinized for almost 24 hours. And that sucks.
NOT AFRAID OF SCRUTINY
1. y2kjbk – has been perhaps the most vocal participant to date.
2. ghug –provided a list of reads on page 4, has made suggestions about power roles, pressured Toemato, scumread Yoyo.
3. Hellenic Riot – entered with a beefy list of observations at page 8.
4. Yoyoyozo – posts some reads of wjessop and Demon on page 5, comments on town strategy at 7.
5. ND – list of questions at the bottom of page 4. I’ll note that this is a bit less than I’m used to seeing from ND at this stage, and I’m surprised he hasn’t scumread me yet. ND, why haven’t you scumread me yet?
6. Saladinsmith – only two posts so far. The first one (at 5) called out wjessop for making joke posts early (wjessop was not the only one) and the second one (at 7) criticized Maniac’s reaction test and excused the fact that he was voting for wjessop by saying he’d “probably move to a major wagon” if he’s not really on one at end of day. (probably have to revisit this one)
8. DeathLlama9 – makes some early comments about PRs. Presented some early “scumreads,” with typical hedging, commented on my opening post, has asked a fair number of questions.
9. Balki Bartokomous – one of the great picnic sack racers of all time.
10. bo_sox48 – has been pretty efficient with several meaty posts. Not afraid to share his thoughts on PR issues, and has asked a lot of questions.
11. captainmeme – Just moved him from the useless camp after he made a case on Yoyo. Thanks for joining us Captain.
12. wjessop – lots of joking early posts. Has evoked a considerable response and is one of the most commented on participants so far. Has spent a lot of time defending himself, and has been fairly engaged.
15. Damian – one of our more active posters. Lots of questions, lots of taking positions. Model participant.
USELESS
7. OB_Gyn_Kenobi – does OB_Gyn have an excuse lurking in the sign-up thread? Can’t even say he’s been away on a walkabout, as he posted once: “Captain is more active than usual, he must be scum.” OB_Gyn has some splainin’ to do.
13. Maniac – Argh, maybe my expectations for you are too high. By my count, you have one useful post. That’s your critique of Y2K on page 8. The rest is all “trust me guys, I’ll explain this later.” I still have high expectations for Town Maniac, and I think you need to show us more so we know with whom we’re dealing.
14. Espi - awfully thin. Makes some joke posts, encourages people at page 3 to respond to my opening post and asks me a question. Espi, where have you been? You have actually been here reading and posting, but you haven’t really said anything. You don’t seem like someone who is trying to solve a puzzle to me.
16. guak – seems to think this is a contest to see who can go the longest without talking. Guak is winning.
17. Toemato – bizarre. Came on firing about guak/ghug. Came out firing again about wjessop. Poor reading comprehension. And refuses to go back and explain the early mishap re guak/ghug. What were you trying to say there? I don’t know whether he is beginner town or beginner mafia, but I am learning quickly that the town won’t miss him much either way.
18. DemonOverlord – makes an early read on wjessop based on “vibes.” Then spends some time defending herself against wjessop and y2k. Then has disappeared since page 4. We need to see much more from Demon.
19. uclabb – takes some strong positions on page 4, then disappears into the abyss. High on efficiency, which I appreciate, but short on content.
DAY 1 MVPs
This lot doesn’t seem to respond well to public shaming. But I’ve noticed that people crave positive recognition. Thus, I shall henceforth offer a daily MVP award to the game participants who are least afraid of scrutiny. The award recognizes participants who actually post sentences in this thread that relate loosely to the search for mafia. Day 1 winners are Damain and Y2K. Congratulations.
Guak, did you here that? It’s an MVP award! You lost. I hope you win the next one.