""Let's make fun of each other. Use this thread to imitate fellow members of this site."
Thank you redhouse for obviously opening another thread that had the sole purpose of ridiculing me. I can't believe why every thread has to end up like that.
-Putin"

Look, guys, I'm making fun of Putin again!
-redhouse1938

I'm a super troll.
http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.9718264.7735/fc,220x200,asphalt.jpg

President Eden.

http://memegenerator.net/instance/11828456

-President Eden

@PE lol

"LOL I KNOW HOW TO POST MEMES
OH NO 503 ERROR"
-uclabb

"Hey everyone, guess who's back for the holidays?"
-King Atom
http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l507/hiddenmoonlyt/Tumblr/tumblr_lqr3816jjc1qb93jd.gif
-Everyone on this entire site

Don't post cheating accusations in the forum or I'LL KILL YOUUU.

-Draugnar

BLAH BLAH BLAH How To Save The American People BLAH BLAH BLAH

-Tettleton's Chew

I'd like to be a Mod now, how can I be a Mod now, please can I be a Mod now??

Diplomat33

Shut up diplotool.

-Draugnar

People who believe in God are stoopid, not smort like me.

--Draugnar

I'm BACK! Give me a day or two to get situated, and then hold onto your seats while I get some tournaments/invitationals/hosted games/restricted entries/ going. After all, I'm just a regular player like all y'all.

--MadMarx

@Mujus - I never said people who believed in God were stupid. That would be Putin.

I am trying, but all I can think of are some pretty ruthless things and I can't offend anyone cause it'll cause a stir about mods being assholes :P

Well, as long as people don't use foul language, you can say anything you want about me. And about Putin too.

fortknox just open another account and use it to post in this thread :-) :P
-Diplomat33

A mod caught multiing - That would be *priceless*!

Hey, I can judge you and since I am right all the time listen!
-Draugnar

Ooops, I got mixed up again!!!! LOL X) hehehehe *sigh*

--Mujus (imitating myself *sigh*)

That last was @ Draugnar with my apologies.

"YJ you suck."
-Eden

"My superior logic only poses as uncontained ranting. If you weren't a hopeless moron you'd be able to see the difference."
-Krellin

"You are in violation of blah blah blah and better stop now."
-The mod team

"YJ is my hero."
-Draugnar

"You are blacklisted because you're an asshole."
-Sargmacher

"MadMarx isn't as good as me."
-Babak

"I am at the center of the universe. All else radiates outwards from me."
-Centurion1

"Your liberal kowtowing propaganda is hindering the good conservative just waiting to come out."
-Tettelton's Chew

"It's not enough that you're wrong, you're also an idiot."
-Putin

"I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am."
-YJ

Thats.. uh.... that's about it.

"Rabble rabble rabble!" - TC

"Actually, it's funny you mention the OJ case. In Kentucky, what he did would not be illegal, at least as long as, instead of murder, it was rape, and the victim was a minor, and it wasn't actual rape, just statutory rape, and there was consent, and he wasn't a teacher, and she was at least sixteen."

-Draugnar

"OMG I can't BELIEVE somebody could actually say that the third Lord Rutherfield was not Thackeray's actual second cousin.

It's not like it hasn't been DISCUSSED for YEARS, with actual LETTERS between them addressing each other as cousins CAREFULLY ANALYZED by HUNDREDS OF LITERATURE PROFESSORS.

It's just sad that this kind of stuff can make it into the New Yorker, like we don't all know it's false. JUST when I'm STARTING to think that humanity's future is bright and we might all be able to just GET SOMEWHERE, some moron like this comes along and makes me want to puke so hard my brains drown in acid. Will there ever come a day when this kind of IDIOT isn't given a forum? I just mean, how the heck can democracy last if this is the level of our discourse.

I mean of course it's not like I myself haven't been guilty of saying something wrong a time or two, but THIS is DIFFERENT. This is truly the literary equivalent of saying that the sun runs on chopped sausage and is TWENTY FIVE MILES FROM EARTH.

I guess this is why Thackeray himself said, 'I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.'"

-obiwanobiwan

^
(semck83 wins the contest so far...!) XD

"Somethng sonemthing something WHY OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST something something something AMERICA IS DOOMED NOW AGREE OR I'LL MUTE YOU ALLLLLL!"

-...Do I even need to say who?

"What is this world coming to? I mean, IRA attacks on British soldiers and bomb threats are one thing...but the US government shooting a known terrorist with a bomb plot when he was already aware he was wanted for terrorism in the country? Sad...just sad...oh! the white, white guilt!"

-jpgredsox

PLAY TO LIVE GAME!!

'Hello everybody. I'm back from trekking in the desert (again). Just thought I'd check how you all are. Oh wait a minute, I have to go now. Just let me depth charge the forums. Thanks, see you in 2 months.'

'OH. Look, I'm back again. Hello!'

-Thucydides.

Amusing.

-abgemacht

I am the best at Diplomacy. You are all suck.

-hellalt.