I just helped my wife build a barn on her Facebook game. God damn I feel normal....and I *like* it! <Gives the finger to all you pompous assholes that will insult me for my humanity...>

Thanks, ava! And normally you hate me! Thanks for being human, dude.

I'm pumped after winning that poker tourney yesterday and then seeing, in person, a brand new Corvette ZR1. Not a ZO6, but an actual ZR1. Sweet fucking 6 figure ride!

I'm up to my eyeballs in debt and have an internet addiction. How's that for normal? :-)

God....That's why I love you guys!!! Behind all the bullshit you ARE human beings! Keep it comin', peeps!

I farted. And then took a shit.

How's that work for you

But did you shart?

I have a job that I'm okay with, because right now, if you have a job, you should be thankful.

Also, I'm glad krellin hasn't had to piss in his wheaties thanks to this thread... so far. Because having cereal with piss is the recipe for a bad morning and a worse night.

Being intellectual is being un-human, according to krellin...

I pulled a beer out of the fridge and stepped outside for a cigarette. I proceeded to open netflix and watch a movie. How's that.

Oh, and then I pulled out my Fourier Analysis books and wrote a few pages of my research paper. Up yours, krellin :P

Nope I just farted than a nice clean shit. While I read my physics textbook.

Suck me.

Today I woke up (tired from being up until 4am, skinny dipping and 'redecorating' the neighborhood) Woke up at 11 and made a salad from the garden, rolled a smoke and walked downtown to meet with my lawyer and an FBI agent (which I was really nervous about but turned out ok) After that I cleaned a bunch of shit, Helped moonflowers go up a trellis, checked on a corkscrew willow at a place called the 'ruins' (which is a really old crumbling complex in some nearby woods with trees and all sorts of flowers growing out of it) and smoked a blunt there with some friends who brought instruments.
Planted a few hundred sunflowers in the city of toledos lanes, worked on a jewelery box that I am making (which is turning out really nice) listened to this 80 year old guy try to sell me vocal lessons for 25$ an hour, then upon learning I am flat broke offered to do it for free. So know I'm apparantly in a doo-wop group with this ancient man named louis.
Had a beautiful girl tell me she loved me while sitting on our roof in a flower patch.
Had a crazy asshole internet harass me today because I dont want to fuck him anymore. Trying to come up with a plan to plant a few thousand trees on my street (which is basically only a problem of aquiring that many desirable trees , since I'm gonna plant them anyway)... um what else today...
I dont know I did some other shit but I've only really been awake for like 12 hours, so the night is young!!!!!

And I'm sortof hungry now

None of that is normal, sicarius.

well its also not exactly a typical day for me.
for example I've never had to meet with he FBI before.
But I guess even my typical days arn really 'normal'

Anyway I dont think krellins point was to hear everyone talk about how much they hate their job and what tv show they watch at 930 pm. Just to move away from the constant philosophical debate. at least in this thread. I did my best to oblige.


whats normal anyway?

What is 'being'

that depends on what your definition of "is" is.

LOL

+1 krellin...even if that means -10 obiwanobiwan (hey, a good burn is a good burn...) ;)

My two Shih-Tzu puppies (just under a year old) Jake and Elwood are doing well, they're bigger now that their legs are longer and their bodies are stronger they like to jump on everything (and everyone) they can.

My aquarium fish are all doing well, I'm an aquarium enthusiast, I have a pretty good sized freshwater tank with a young, fat, growing Goldfish (Hamlet...I got him the same time I got a Black Moor Godlfish, and the Moor was named Othello after the famous Moor from that Shakespeare play, so I just named the Goldfish Hamlet), two speedy little Oto Catfish (Trevor and Carolyn, named for two very hyper theatre friends of mine), a Plecostymus (Corcoran, named for Captain Corcoran of the Gilbert and Sullivan opera "HMS Pinafore," and he replaced Verne named for Jules Verne, poor Verne was growing so fast he got his head stuck in one of his hiding places and it killed him, but I got another after being pretty sad because I love Plecos, they're from the Amazon and they look like no other sort of catfish and they can grow, if kept healthy, to 20 ft. or so and live for 20 or so years) a lone Serpae Tetra named John Lennon (I had a group of four, all named for a member of the Fab Four, George died a couple weeks in, Paul got his tail too close to the filter or so one day and that was all for him, and Ringo gave up the game a few months later...so ironically, Tetra Fish John has lived the longest of the Fish Beatles) and an African Dwarf Frog (Aristophanes, the father of Greek and Western Comedy in plays and all that followed...yeah, I don't just name my pets Spot or Lefty or Flipper, do I, now?) ;)

And...I have yet to eat dinner...

Obviously, 'is' is about existence.

Oh no, it's obiwan. Let's pretend we weren't talking about philosophy for a second.

well I've been sitting at uni staring at my computer all day procrastinating from writing my honours thesis.... exciting stuff

Hey, lay off, ava, I came in peace (besides, I had a solid hour-plus, 6-person heated debate on the bus back from college today, it was ridiculous, me, this mild and nice girl I know, her friend, an old black guy who was from the fire-and-brimstone school, a middle-aged black woman behind him, and this "non-denominational" Christian, it was one of the more intense and fun debates ever, I literally just missed my stop just so I could keep going with the debate...that's how devoted to this stuff I am, had to ride the line all the way back around.)

So I'm exhausted after that debate, no philosophy tonight.

Now, if you want to talk aquarium fish, I'm up for that...

Fresh water or marine tank? I currently have a 29 gallon euro front (curved) with a 11 inch bala shark named Mack the Knife and a 9 inch black ghost knife named Ghostie after TGM. I had the shark first and the first two verses of Mack the Knife always come to mind when I think of sharks. That and West Side Story.

now this is my kind of thread. though i can't say much stupid work.

though i had chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes for dinner and am enjoying a nice gatorade now

@Draug - your fish is named after TGM!? Lol. I want a fish named after me. Or a cat.

Black ghost knife named Ghostie. It just felt right.

Pirate shape pasta (RAmen).

No dog but I did feed a collared dove which is quite friendly.

Ava, you want a fish named after a cat?

I fed my cat, ate dinner, and played diplomacy with only my right hand. Is that normal?