Mr. Cyrus, as a member of the lowercase username club, I feel that I can tell you that the krellin-approved name for me is "FUCKING LIBTARD HYPOCRITE". Keep in mind that the capitals are important.

Obviously I don't wish to step on Dr. krellers's toes, but I hope my input can help.

Dear KingCyrus,

Capitals, are, as Ms. ghug has so righteously proclaimed, very important.

FUCKING LIBTARD....fucking libtard...SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE WITH SPITTLE...walking away in disgust....

For your Capital Offense...I would propose capital punishment...but then the FUCKING LIBTARDS would call for my banishment...

By the way....since this IS a Diplomacy site...I would encourage your feeble minded...uh...<censored>...to send me your Diplomacy-related dilemn...dilenm...PROBLEMS as well. I am, above all things, a Master Baiter...who can taunt any fool into attacking me whilst my ally stabs you from behind...

So bring me your Diplomacy concerns, not just your perversions!!

Your Grace, King Cyrus, First of his name.

For your information, the correct capitalisation of my username is O Rathai C

Or more correctly Ó Rathai, C though most omit the fadá and simply substitute an '...

Ever at your service,

C.

Maybe you can enlighten us on the art of alcoholic parenting!

Dear Mr. Krellin,

Can you confirm, once and for all, that you did not rape and murder that young girl in 1990?

I, for one, think it's unlikely that you would do such a thing. However, I think it's time you made a conclusive statement, to lay these persistent rumours to rest.

Jamie

Dear krellin,

As a relatively new user to the forums, should I take this as an attempt on satire on your part, or is this really going to be a serious advice thread?

Sincerely,
me

Given your experience, do you prefer gulag or oubliette?

Dear Espi,

Do you you see the utterly perverse and hypocritical douchebags above? The ones the proclaim loudly and vomitously that they *hate* personal attacks on WebDip, blah blah blah vomit vomit vomit....you know...the perverse assholes who makes a living on personally attacking those that disagree with them...but only when they know they <wink wink> are attacking those that disagree with the Ruling Authorities personal politics as well?

So....uh....

Yeah, I'll give you *serious* advice if you ask for it.

And...as you can see, any advice I give you will be AT LEAST as worthwhile and intelligent as the words of the babbling hypocritical douchebags that otherwise hang around here and spew their vomitous hatred. (Amazing, isn't it, how SOME forms of personal attack and hatred as ACCEPTABLE around here...while others are not????)

So....do you seek advice?

Dearest Jeffy-poo,

So nice to hear from you. As you are one that is most likely to throw anyone that offends you into the...what was it? "Gulag" or "oublette"....I wonder....Mr Authoritarian...what is YOUR preferred form of punishment for those that Offend the Regime? Because, as master of closed-mindedness, I'm certain you indeed have more experience on punishment of the offenders.

So...in this one instance...I bow to your superior experience, oh Great Hater of Freedom....please fell free to enlighten us all....

Dear krellin,

I am, and it is hard to say it, a carebear. How do I overcome this?

Dear x,
What's the difference between freedom and anarchy for you?
Yours something,
X

Dear Espi....find a young female to hug you and take you to bed. It is your destiny.

Dearest wjessop,

I believe you have posted to the wrong thread, as there is no "x" here...

But, if you must know, "freedom" is the implication that an agreed upon social order has dictated a common set of beliefs, and put in place a common set of rules in which you are allowed to live your life "freely". i.e. you may do anything and everything that you choose, insofar as it is allowable within the agreed upon rules. When you violate the agreed-upon rules of this free society, you are....as agreed upon by your functioning in said society, punished. i.e. you have no right to disagree with your punishment, because by voluntarily living in said society, you agree to the punishments.

For example, you are ALLOWED TO OWN A FUCKING GUN is a Free United States society without punishment.

In anarchy, you can own a fucking bazooka, and when some bitch comes to your door and tells you that you can't own a bazooka, you can kill him without punishment.

dear dr. krellin,

do you know shit about the congo? how could one possibly find out?

Accusations or implications of rape and/or murder, even jokingly are not acceptable. Further offenses by anyone, specifically in this thread will be met with at least a weeks silence.

-WeDip Admin

Dearest kasimax,


Surprisingly, though I am loath to admit it, the Congo is, in fact, my place of refuge. From whence I was but a wee child, I have always favored the Congo, nestled as it is where it is. My fondness grew form the beloved game of Risk, the poor bastard stepchild to this Greatest Game of Diplomacy. And when....as I usually did...conquer the world with my superior tactics, I always reserved Congo for the last kill, driving the mad Kings who denied me my Rightful Rule to said island whereupon, finding no escape, they would beg and plead as all should do towards a superior intellect.

I...did not murder them....

Yes...you thought I might say that, did you not?

No...for am not the sort to punish those I disagree with.

Instead, I offered them the right of Housegues for Eternity, whereupon I wore daily the fuzziest socks I could find, and I would take long hikes in the sweatiest of jungles.

Upon returning to my fortress, I would retire to my room in solitude....just me and a bowl from the kitchen.

I would strip the fuzzy sock from my feet...and oh LORDY what a smell, I tell you.

But there, upon revealing my own feet to myself, I found the fondest and most dreadful lint between my toes. Moist. Smelly like foul cheese, you know?

I would gather this toe lint..."Toe Jam" as Me Old Pa used to call it...and I would put it in the bowl and take it to the kitchen, whereupon I would have the Maid put it upon the sandwiches I fed my eternal guests.

Ahhhhh yes....I may not know all about the Congo....but I know a little bit of shit.

How about you?

Holy crap i missed these threads

Mr.ILN, please phrase your comments in the form of a belittling question.

Dear krellin,

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

-ckroberts

P.S. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Dear krellin,

I am currently in too many games, meaning that my time is spread thin and I make bad moves. However, I am told that any situation in diplomacy can be turned to one's advantage - how can I turn my lack of time in to an advantage and go on to win all my games?

Dr. krellin,

What's wrong with my dick? My girlfriend says it's curving the wrong way. Please advise, will send infographics.

Yours,
Eden

Dear Dr. krellin,

Star Wars or Star Trek? Why?

-Warden

DON'T TREAD ON ME, JMO!

FREEZE PEACH!

Dearest ckroberts,

No need to look for you, I'll be watching you... Every breath you take, every move you make...

Krellins Consulting is closed for Engineering time. Will return in 8 hours...ish...

Dr krellin,

What is the meaning of life? What is the meaning of Diplomacy?

Espi

Dr. krellin,

I seem to have racked up quite a number of consecutive defeats. After checking your profile I have realized that this is a common occurrence for you. How do I cope with being around so many superior tactical and diplomatic minds?

-Vash

Dr. krellin,

Is there a particular reason you failed to utilize your keyboard to its full capacity in displaying the English language in creating this thread? The absence of a possessive apostrophe seriously concerns me as your name does not hold the special place of the word "it," and I think you have mods to talk to if there will be more than one krellin offering advice on this thread.

-Warden