Somebody thinks very highly of himself. :)

hey might as well set my bar high

Can confirm, at least a thousand are needed.

Balloon animals are a great way to make friends.

thanks for the intel, I have evidence now.

Now send her a message saying that you found out that condoms are free at the sexual health centre, so all you want now is money for booze and bitches.

pangloss- will do. be back soon with that one if its interesting.

I was the chapter president for my fraternity, I Felta Thigh. We're always looking for new pledges.

My school doesn't have any fraternities. It has a male population of only 300.

Okay Pangloss shes responding lol. This is great.

Explain to your mother that you want to practice safe sex when you masturbate.

@THM - I don't think my roommate would approve. I've got her right now she is digging herself into a hole lol

Me: Actually, I found out condoms are free on campus
Mom: Good
Me: New request
Me: can I have the money you were going to spend on condoms?
Mom: Why?
Me: Alcohol
Mom: Sure
Me: You wouldn't buy me responsible condoms , but you are okay with letting me get wasted?
Mom: ……
Me: I also wanted to get a few acid tabs before college, I want to be the cool kid on campus
Mom: I give up, have fun
Me: Really?!?
Mom: No, if you fail a single class im going to tear you a new a**hole
Me: Would you buy a condom for that?
Mom: No. So you better make sure you don’t fail
Me: What about the STD test can I fail that?
Me: Mom?
Me: I take your silence as a no. I promise I wont fail anything in college thankyou for your guidance.
Mom: Why did I have you?
Me: You didn’t buy condoms.

she stopped responding.

Pics bro.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/50-Cent-Laughing-and-Driving-Away.gif

@Bo- Im going to say No because im using FB and thus my whole name is in the screenshot as well as other personal information she brought up.

You can blot it out with MS Paint.

Dude what is wrong with you seriously? Kids these days... judging by your posts any poon you get will be cause some poor chick lost a terrible bet while she was drunk or is looking for an easy rebound after an ugly breakup.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@Kallen - that stung. lol. There's a lot of things I do and say that cant be expressed on an online forum.

@Pangloss- using phone.

@CommanderByron, there are probably apps that allow you to do much the same thing. Or you could take a screenshot and transfer it to your computer.

thats a lot of work and im not near my computer. lol. It's a lot of work for something thats not that serious.

I wanna see some pics and I won't believe any college kid is this much of a hilarious asshole to his mommy until I see it.

then don't believe it lol. Im not going to search for, download, then learn how to use an app in order to doctor a screenshot of my FB to show you. Thats very unreasonable. You don't have to believe it.

Lol, whatever man.

simply put Bo, I didn't post this for some credit or pressing reason. I shared something with the community that I thought you'd all find as funny as I did. If I was telling a story about the huge fish I caught then yes I could understand a picture. take the comedy and laugh man, no need to take a fun spirited thread and turn it into a battle ground.

hey maybe you should buy your own condoms

Question for all. I seriously am making my packing list. Anything that might be needed that normal people wouldn't think about?

@Chairman I do. I would never let my mother buy em. That was all done to see her reaction.