krellin, I have a serious, serious problem--
I am, in real life, a bartender.
WELL!
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walked into my bar Friday night...
The Rabbi and Priest were all excited and ready to get hammered and nail some chicks...
"Oh no," says the Imam, "it's FRIDAY, shit, it's our Sabbath today, shit...well, tomorrow, fellas, tomorrow!"
So they come back the next day, and the Imam is all ready to break with the rules and knock back some Jack Daniels when the Rabbi cries out,
"Oy gevalt! What a meshuganah fool I am! It's MY Sabbath day today--I've been keeping with this tradition for how many years now, and still I forget--feh! TOMORROW will be our drinking day, THIS I promise you, gentlemen (and you flaming-hot red-headed shiksas in the corner, this I promise to YOU TO...trust me, you haven't been porked until you've had it kosher--and !"
So they come back SUNDAY, and Imam has already ordered a shot of tequila and the Rabbi is already holding a glass of schnapps in one hand and gesticulating drunkenly to those same red-heads in the corner (and he WAS drunk, so drunk he thought they were shiksas when in fact they were just Jewish girls with goyim friends who knew how to dress them up nicely) when this time the PRIEST lets out a gasp--
"MY GOODNESS!" he shouts, "Oh, what I fool I am--forgive me, oh Father!"
"Oy vey, let me guess" the Rabbi says, slurring his words, "it's YOUR Sabbath day today?"
"No," the Priest says, "Well, actually yes, but that's not the point!"
"What is?" asked the Imam, curiously.
"I just remembered--Sunday's the day the Altar Boys have their special sessions at the confessional...DAMN IT, I GOTTA GO!"
"But you've just come!" says the Rabbi, alarmed.
"Oh shit, you can tell?!" says the Priest.
Now, my moral dilemma is this--
Should I take you seriously, or post more bad Priest/Rabbi/Imam jokes?
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Anyone wanna play....
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