Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

[brainbomb]

On Tawsday, Donald Trump signed another 350,000 executive orders making sweeping changes. The American South will now be renamed the Confederacy.

“The South was part of our history; lot of good people down there. Were gonna bring back the confederacy, and restore it with better railroads so they could beat the North next time”.

[Klaus klauts]

And the Mexicans will pay for it!!!1!11!!11!!

[kingofthepirates]

so they could beat the North next time

Ever since florida man came into the picture, the north had already lost. Florida solos the entire US (even alaska), possible exception of ohio but even that's a stretch at best.

[MajorMitchell]

Be careful you don't get renamed American Brainbomb

[brainbomb]

The Gulf of Tonkin is to be renamed the Gulf of Zultar

[dargorygel]

Augusta National Golf Course is to be renamed Trump American Gulf Curse.

[brainbomb]

Webdip Mafia is to be renamed America won World War I

[Jamiet99uk]

The following territories will be re-named, effective 1st February 2025:

"North Atlantic Ocean" becomes "North American Ocean"
"Mid-Atlantic Ocean" becomes "Mid-American Ocean"
"Armenia" becomes "Armamerica"
"Tunis" becomes "Trumpis"
"Tyrolia" becomes "Wyoming".

[gimix]

And of course NATO is now New American Trump Organisation