POLL: What topic will Fluminator create next?

[Jamiet99uk]

Vote #1 for: "Should adulterers be put to death?"

Vote #2 for: "Should Donald Trump be cloned so he can be President for ever?"

Vote #3 for: "Plastic Surgery: Everyone's right in a free economy, or an affront to God's perfect designs?"

Vote #4 for: "Would gay Batman make a good male role model?"

Vote #5 for: "Should Jesus resurrect Hitler?"

[flash2015]

Vote #6 for: Boxers or Briefs?

[Fluminator]

I'd rank these options, but it might apparently be degrading to groups who identify with one of the topics I rank last.

[MajorMitchell]

Is Daffy old MajorMitchell's penis bigger than his ego? It will be something of no importance or value, imho.

[MajorMitchell]

Rank racial groups by superiority?

[Fluminator]

Religion does not equal race! Something a lot of Americans don't get.

[Percy Williams]

Maybe ranking mods in order of their ban speed record?
But only from those with experience, so you have to multi to comment.

If not I'm between 4 and 5

[ubercacher16]

Vote #1 for: "Should adulterers be put to death?"

Vote #2 for: "Should Donald Trump be cloned so he can be President for ever?"

Vote #3 for: "Plastic Surgery: Everyone's right in a free economy, or an affront to God's perfect designs?"

Vote #4 for: "Would gay Batman make a good male role model?"

Vote #5 for: "Should Jesus resurrect Hitler?"

This is all very offensive and degrading. Jmo should lock any of these threads that get created.

#1: offensive to adulterers.
#2: offensive to orange people.
#3: offensive to plastic surgeons.
#4: offensive to straight men, batmen, and all those trying to read comics without being strangled by the LGBTQ agenda.
#5: offensive to Jesus and Hitler.

[Durga]

oh god not the LGBTQ agenda !!!

[jmo1121109]

without being strangled by the LGBTQ agenda.
#5: offensive to Jesus and Hitler.

Yeah it's really annoying when people want the right to be treated equally and not discriminated against, attacked, and fired for being the way they are. That's a massive inconvenience to me when I'm trying to read a comic. (yes, this is sarcasm)

[MajorMitchell]

Just as long as you don't use pathos or dramatic irony Jmo. Referencing Monty Python's Doug & Dinsdale standover men skit.

[Jamiet99uk]

To entirely fair JMO, I would remind you that open hostility towards Nazis is against webDip policy.

I wouldn't want you to get silenced.

[Jamiet99uk]

#4: offensive to straight men, batmen, and all those trying to read comics without being strangled by the LGBTQ agenda.

Interesting to see that Uber subscribes to the "more than one Batman" theory. That's some deep geekery right there. Impressive knowledge of the DC canon.

[ubercacher16]

[Small disclaimer: I consider this a joke thread and everything I say herein is totally a joke]

[ubercacher16]

#4: offensive to straight men, batmen, and all those trying to read comics without being strangled by the LGBTQ agenda.

Interesting to see that Uber subscribes to the "more than one Batman" theory. That's some deep geekery right there. Impressive knowledge of the DC canon.

Of course their are batmen! Batfleck, Christian Bale, Adam West, George Clooney(aka bat-nipples), and Will Arnett, just to name a few.

[flash2015]

[Small disclaimer: I consider this a joke thread and everything I say herein is totally a joke]

Poe's Law strikes again!

[yavuzovic]

Vote #5 for: "Should Jesus resurrect Hitler?"

I heard Hitler went to fight with Jesus who was a Jew in another dimension.

[damo666]

#4: offensive to straight men, batmen, and all those trying to read comics without being strangled by the LGBTQ agenda.

Interesting to see that Uber subscribes to the "more than one Batman" theory. That's some deep geekery right there. Impressive knowledge of the DC canon.

Batmans would sound wrong so it has to be batmen.

[jmo1121109]

Don't make threads targeting people (yes I know I broke this recently, I'm sorry and I'm locking my thread too). Since this thread has evolved into a different conversation, I'll leave it unless it reverts to targeting him again.

[Fluminator]

I bet the real reason you locked them is because you didn't want to know what sexual orientation I'd give you.