How to clean yer foreskin advice [HIDDEN]

[brainbomb]

Was wondering if we could start a thread for best cleaning products to use on cleaning my cavities in and around my dingus. I tried mr. clean, lysol, off!, and industrial grade herbecide.

Nothing seems to help me keep my dickflaps clean. Anybody got any homemade remedies?

[goldfinger0303]

Y'all are just trying to copy ConservativeMan, but are bad at it.

[MajorMitchell]

Gently dissolve a tablespoon of Condes Crystals in a delicate mixture of Prussic acid with a dash of Kentucky Sour Mash Bourbon . Add three drops of the Essence of Terror, then stir in a splash of Sinister Sauce ( do not lick the remnants of the wooden spoon) Then apply the mixture Liberally, not Conservatively to the affected parts. Rinse with high octane aviation gasoline. Kids should not try this without adult supervision.

[jmo1121109]

Wanna see a magic trick? This thread is gone from the front page.

[TrPrado]

That’s a good trick.

[MajorMitchell]

Jmo, is that like your magic trick that kicked me out if the spectators gallery of your high stakes test game ?

[MajorMitchell]

Brainbomb, radical surgery might be your best option, a dingusectomy would remove the offending organ, and since you are an Artist of significant talent with paint & brush, you could simply paint on a new dingus, or have a crack at a bit of sculpting