MAFIA 43 - GAME THREAD

[Nephthys]

Certainty, where town abides:

atto - town
bozo - town
durga - town
emc - town
Ezio - confirmed town
flash - town
Percy - town
Raging - confirmed town
thamrick - town
worcej - town

Doubt, where scum resides:
Fox
Tom
ND
rdr

Patience my friends, give Jamie some time to sleep

[Percy Williams]

wait LOL Durga +1ed my gm note LMAO

That's a rules violation, JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll take the mod kill but only if attorney is mod killed for tricking me into thinking he was jamiet :p

Can't you just unplus one by clicking it again?

[ND]

Who would wish to be scum in this setup? Lol durga.

[Nephthys]

I'm sorry, I'll stop.

you're not scum, you're a rollercoaster

Love,

In all seriousness I barely ever troll in games so give this one to me

[e.m.c^42]

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BREAKING NEWS--LEAKS FROM THE MINDS OF THE MAFIA
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THURSDAY, March 7th, 2019
mafDip Insider
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The following content was a hidden transcript found inside our local Mr. Neph's sqiggsalad. He reported to us he was shocked beyond reproach, and quickly maneuvered himself like any other self-respecting man with a top hat to the nearest, and deemed most trusteth newspapers center—the mafDip Insider.

"It was truly shocking to my dear heart", as quoted, "since I had not a single clue to what was about to happen!"

We fed him some spam and more squigsalad, and he calmed quickly.

[Begin Transcript]

"Oh, how utterly dreadful" sighed the most esteemed mafia goon BB, lurking from peterbot. "I've perished from committing suicide through spam inhalation."

Out of the mysteriously deep, dark void comes a voice of enlightenment:

"no u" -atto

The distant words of "fuck off" float in as Durga pokes BB. BB is starting to feel nauseous from sodium overdose, as he was consuming "Glorious Spam! 500% Additional Sodium" edition. [Editors Note: We've tracked down a local documentation of such a product. Image added for readers' reference: https://pasteboard.co/I4ppIae.png]

Neph bites Squigsalad, again, and Squigs begins leaking maths juice.

"Please stop", Squigs politely requests. "The percentage of your accurate reads over the number of believers in my #truetowniness calculates to 13.29% of the total GDP produced by the local tabloid mafDip Insider."

Neph licks Squigs instead.

In the meantime, using incognito mode and with his online status safely hidden, Flash flashes himself. He doesn't pick up on the hidden implications as he's too old.

Ike laughs in glee as his nefarious quick!Tombomb weed-meth mix starts setting in. He's getting rather hungry. He thinks he should eat xorxes, but xorxes is dead. Maybe some spam....spiked with Refined Essence of Tom. "Yes", he says, nodding to himself. "That ought to do the trick."

Vapor is walking by, but as he's vapor he gets easily contaminated with Ike's secondhand smoke. Vapor is confused.

[End Transcript]

The remaining sections we could not recover and decipher, as it had been too thoroughly soaked in various liquids.

EMC reporting for mafDip Insider, signing off.

[Nephthys]

Who would wish to be scum in this setup? Lol durga.

Free loss.

Although to be fair, we made a hefty mistake. Someone else should have claimed non-con.

I didn't want to cause it undermined GF to go against it. I guess I should have just rolled with it.

Entertainingly, all of brains outburst was true, I was the only one not to bus him

[e.m.c^42]

Imma give up on actual solving of any kind until Jamie comes tomorrow lol

[Nephthys]

______________________________________________________
================================================
BREAKING NEWS--LEAKS FROM THE MINDS OF THE MAFIA
================================================
THURSDAY, March 7th, 2019
mafDip Insider
______________________________________________________

The following content was a hidden transcript found inside our local Mr. Neph's sqiggsalad. He reported to us he was shocked beyond reproach, and quickly maneuvered himself like any other self-respecting man with a top hat to the nearest, and deemed most trusteth newspapers center—the mafDip Insider.

"It was truly shocking to my dear heart", as quoted, "since I had not a single clue to what was about to happen!"

We fed him some spam and more squigsalad, and he calmed quickly.

[Begin Transcript]

"Oh, how utterly dreadful" sighed the most esteemed mafia goon BB, lurking from peterbot. "I've perished from committing suicide through spam inhalation."

Out of the mysteriously deep, dark void comes a voice of enlightenment:

"no u" -atto

The distant words of "fuck off" float in as Durga pokes BB. BB is starting to feel nauseous from sodium overdose, as he was consuming "Glorious Spam! 500% Additional Sodium" edition. [Editors Note: We've tracked down a local documentation of such a product. Image added for readers' reference: https://pasteboard.co/I4ppIae.png]

Neph bites Squigsalad, again, and Squigs begins leaking maths juice.

"Please stop", Squigs politely requests. "The percentage of your accurate reads over the number of believers in my #truetowniness calculates to 13.29% of the total GDP produced by the local tabloid mafDip Insider."

Neph licks Squigs instead.

In the meantime, using incognito mode and with his online status safely hidden, Flash flashes himself. He doesn't pick up on the hidden implications as he's too old.

Ike laughs in glee as his nefarious quick!Tombomb weed-meth mix starts setting in. He's getting rather hungry. He thinks he should eat xorxes, but xorxes is dead. Maybe some spam....spiked with Refined Essence of Tom. "Yes", he says, nodding to himself. "That ought to do the trick."

Vapor is walking by, but as he's vapor he gets easily contaminated with Ike's secondhand smoke. Vapor is confused.

[End Transcript]

The remaining sections we could not recover and decipher, as it had been too thoroughly soaked in various liquids.

EMC reporting for mafDip Insider, signing off.

10/10

[Percy Williams]

Imma give up on actual solving of any kind until Jamie comes tomorrow lol

I concur. Sorry Jamie, I think we broke it.

[Durga]

Who would wish to be scum in this setup? Lol durga.

Free loss.

Although to be fair, we made a hefty mistake. Someone else should have claimed non-con.

I didn't want to cause it undermined GF to go against it. I guess I should have just rolled with it.

Entertainingly, all of brains outburst was true, I was the only one not to bus him

Lol just because everyone said they'd be shook if I was.

[thamrick]

I guess we won? Go team?

Well played Ike

[thamrick]

I wonder how pissed off damo is that scum Neph claimed cop only to get him lynched

[RagingIke297]

I wonder how pissed off damo is that scum Neph claimed cop only to get him lynched

Honestly Damo should have claimed too, then people would have gone to me or flash, if they did me then I would have claimed too

[e.m.c^42]

I'm waiting to see the mafia chat xD

[Nephthys]

I wonder how pissed off damo is that scum Neph claimed cop only to get him lynched

There was a microscopic chance that I could have pulled something off.

Because I got damo lynched, because there was no cc and if I got Percy right then it would have been pretty believable so I would have just lynched a non-con

[RagingIke297]

I wonder how pissed off damo is that scum Neph claimed cop only to get him lynched

There was a microscopic chance that I could have pulled something off.

Because I got damo lynched, because there was no cc and if I got Percy right then it would have been pretty believable so I would have just lynched a non-con

I honestly thought that Percy was trolling, then he wasn't and I was sad

[Durga]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU0wsbPMCU

[rdrivera2005]

I have never took such a big beating as scum before and I have some experience being scum...

The setup is heavily townsided, but town played really well and we have zero chance.

[Jamiet99uk]

PHASE HAS ENDED
= PLEASE HOLD =

[Jamiet99uk]

Theresa May stood at the despatch box, a rare smile on her weird face.

"I am delighted to announce that we have rooted out the last of the plotters. Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and their real backer, Ted Turner, thought they could wreck Brexit, and I am sorry to say that my former Cabinet colleague, Mr. Gove, and my former coalition partner, Mrs. Foster, were complicit in that plot.

"That is why, they have been found guilty of treason, and they will be hanged in Parliament Square this afternoon.

"Let us now move forward into a bold, Brexit future. Brexit means Brexit!"

The MPs cheered.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Brexit means Brexit!"

GAME HAS ENDED
TOWN WINS