Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries

[brainbomb]

Scientists discovered footprints of jesus perfectly preserved in the soils of the amazon rainforest. Proving finally the mormon teachin that jesus walked across the atlantic ocean and wandered around South America talking to birds and studying the landscape. Local officials were bewildered and remarked that they always knew the movie fern gully would eventually have an impact on the local handling of deforestation.

[miminena]

no sorry that was me i stole jesus's feet and moved them around the amazon for fun

[Anon-Mouse]

Are you saying Jesus was De-feeted?

[Theodoric]

Are you saying Jesus was De-feeted?

This is why the romans should have stayed pagan. Never would have happened to Sole Invictus

[Ernst_Brenner]

No offense, but I would rather have politics in my feed than this stuff.

[aardvarkarmy]

So, "The Shoes of the Fisherman" will have to be re-filmed with piranhas nipping at the shoes?

[Octavious]

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk in the jungle darkest green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
Amongst the growling jaguars seen?

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon those clouded trees?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Amid the swarms of killer bees?

Well, it's a clear yes or no... so that makes the odds 50%