New Design Features for NewTesla Panzertanks~Suggestions

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New Design Features for NewTesla Panzertanks~Suggestions

#1 Post by MajorMitchell » Fri Mar 07, 2025 7:32 pm

UberFuhrer Elon Muskrat has new Tesla Panzertanks to be designed and built by his minions.
What design features should these new expressions of Fascism feature?

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Re: New Design Features for NewTesla Panzertanks~Suggestions

#2 Post by Esquire Bertissimmo » Fri Mar 07, 2025 8:28 pm

The patented blue-hair targetting system effectively neutralizes the most potent progressive threats on the battlefield.

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Re: New Design Features for NewTesla Panzertanks~Suggestions

#3 Post by kingofthepirates » Sat Mar 08, 2025 3:54 am

this would be one of the few good things elon pumps out... like ignore all the facism bs that stuff's horrid, but like... I'd take an electric tank. that'd be pretty damn abadass. idc it's not road legal, who's gonna stop me, the police? I'd love to see their wimpy police cars once my 75mm explosive round (panzer IV gun) is done with it. unfortunately I'll probably have to hunt around for a while to find the pieces...
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