Mafia XL - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

[DrCJG]

I am very worried that Durga, who I have been scumreading pretty hard will choose to vote me making it 7-5 Demon-DrCJG.... under this scenario 1 vote switched from RHK to me will cause a tie... and I think it very possible that happens....

@ND, @Ghug, @ Bo i encourage you to switch your vote, but if you won't then to play close attention.

[ghug]

This is an exciting EoD.

I hope for towns sake there isn't any last minute excitement and the votes hold.

I hope you actually know something I don't, Squiggles, because mislynching a PR with the majority of voters having the simple explanation of sheeping you would really suck.

[worcej]

No shit. Is that everything?

I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today, it was nice. My dog also took a nasty diarrhea poop in the yard during said lunch break, so I am thankful I didn't have to clean that up later when I get home...

That explains why nobody wants to listen to you. Your dog's shit has gotten so far up your nose that it's cut off circulation to your brain.

I mean, that isn't entirely true because I did help catch Squigs last game

But you do highlight the fact that webDiplomacy's Mafia is terrible to newer people due to the toxic old farts such as yourself stinking it up for others.

[bo_sox48]

I'm gonna go watch these storms go boom in Louisiana and Mississippi. I'm nice enough not to ask to be modkilled but this is the weakest mid- and late-game I have ever been a part of, regardless of the result. Have fun not sharing any of your thoughts about the game.

[Foxcastle]

VOTE COUNT

DemonRHK (7) — DrCJG, flash2015, Squigs44, rdrivera2005, bozotheclown, damo666, worcej
DrCJG (4) — ND, DemonRHK, ghug, bo_sox48
flash2015 (1) — Durga

DemonRHK is set to be lynched.

3 minutes remain in Day 5. This is the final vote count.

[Squigs44]

I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today, it was nice. My dog also took a nasty diarrhea poop in the yard during said lunch break, so I am thankful I didn't have to clean that up later when I get home...

That explains why nobody wants to listen to you. Your dog's shit has gotten so far up your nose that it's cut off circulation to your brain.

I mean, that isn't entirely true because I did help catch Squigs last game

But you do highlight the fact that webDiplomacy's Mafia is terrible to newer people due to the toxic old farts such as yourself stinking it up for others.

Let's be honest. A two year old could have caught me last game.

[worcej]

I'm gonna go watch these storms go boom in Louisiana and Mississippi. I'm nice enough not to ask to be modkilled but this is the weakest mid- and late-game I have ever been a part of, regardless of the result. Have fun not sharing any of your thoughts about the game.

A lot of us have shared thoughts about it, you just ask us to repeat them for you because you're a lazy fuck who won't go search them out.

[bo_sox48]

But you do highlight the fact that webDiplomacy's Mafia is terrible to newer people due to the toxic old farts such as yourself stinking it up for others.

There are very few old farts that still play on this site and the fact that I'm considered one of them when I was the most annoying and hated of new farts not so long ago scares me.

Hopefully you're right about this lynch for the game's sake, but hopefully you're wrong so that I can say I told you so in rather explicit language in a few minutes.

[worcej]

That explains why nobody wants to listen to you. Your dog's shit has gotten so far up your nose that it's cut off circulation to your brain.

I mean, that isn't entirely true because I did help catch Squigs last game

But you do highlight the fact that webDiplomacy's Mafia is terrible to newer people due to the toxic old farts such as yourself stinking it up for others.

Let's be honest. A two year old could have caught me last game.

Maybe I am 2?!

[ND]

I am paying attention. I won't let it tie if it looks that way, but I don't think Demon is scum so I'm not voting for him.

[rdrivera2005]

Squigs - You better be right or we are screwed.

[bo_sox48]

A lot of us have shared thoughts about it, you just ask us to repeat them for you because you're a lazy fuck who won't go search them out.

Squigs has made a point to say nothing. Dr has made a point to say nothing. You made a point to say "Dr claims observer, therefore he's legit."

You're getting your lynch for reasons unknown to me, so back the fuck off.

[bo_sox48]

Squigs - You better be right or we are screwed.

Why are you still alive

[Foxcastle]

=====PLEASE HOLD, PHASE HAS ENDED=====

[bo_sox48]

Maybe the fact that literally every dead player is looking at this thread right now is a good sign

[rdrivera2005]

Squigs - You better be right or we are screwed.

Why are you still alive

Because scum will never kill an easy myslinch.

[Foxcastle]

PRELIMINARY FINAL VOTE COUNT

DemonRHK (7) — DrCJG, flash2015, Squigs44, rdrivera2005, bozotheclown, damo666, worcej
DrCJG (4) — ND, DemonRHK, ghug, bo_sox48
flash2015 (1) — Durga

Please PM me immediately if you see any errors or discrepancies.

[Foxcastle]

FINAL VOTE COUNT

DemonRHK (7) — DrCJG, flash2015, Squigs44, rdrivera2005, bozotheclown, damo666, worcej
DrCJG (4) — ND, DemonRHK, ghug, bo_sox48
flash2015 (1) — Durga

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A man in a ragged toga wearing a cowl steps forward and addresses the Forum. "Fear not, citizens of Rome!" he booms, casting off his disguise and revealing shining armor underneath. "I am the mighty general Miles Gloriosus and I have come to bring order to this chaos!"

The people of the Forum are suitably awed for a time and ooh and ahh at his might and rush to carry out his commands.

And then someone asks, "Are you sure? This other fellow says you might not be."

"I am Miles Gloriosus! Let's get on with this and lynch anyone who dare question me! For I, slaughterer of thousands; I, oppressor of the meek, Subduer of the weak, Degrader of the Greek, Destroyer of the Turk, must hurry back to work catching the next scum, if you ungrateful peasants will just do as you're told!"

Someone else says, "There's a another fellow, a different fellow who says you might not be!"

"String them both up!" Miles Glorious commands.

The people in the Forum mill about and confer.

"STRING THEM UP, I TOLD YOU!" Miles Gloriosus commands.

"Hold on, hold on" someone says to the greatest general of all of Rome.

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"Look, we talked it over," someone from the crowd says, "And we're not all quite sure, but we think maybe you should go up first..."

DEMONRHK HAS BEEN LYNCHED. He was Κόνδυλος, the Mafia Goon!

[Foxcastle]

=====NIGHT 5 HAS BEGUN, YOU MAY NOW POST=====

[ghug]

Well alright then.