Mafia Olympics - Gold Medal Game- Fantasy Football - Official Game Thread

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I think mafia are unlikely to target positions 1 6 7 8 due to high chance of a save. They probably avoid 4 5 9 due to the following day restrictions.

I think mafia will simply NK whoever they seem strongest from positions 2 3 and the bench.

I therefore think the superpower idea is unnecessary as well as being extremely difficult to achieve. If it's achieved fair enough but I wouldn't get anxious about it.

I think night actors should announce their suggestion targets at EON as data points.

I propose everyone leaves themselves on the bench.

So, in summary put who you want dead in #10, yourself on the bench, the remaining 8 players you consider less strong as 2, 3 and bench. The remaining 7 in 1, 8, 7, 6, 9, 5, 4 as you deem fit.

If you mean less strong *in general* then i disagree. We shouldn’t be held to our overall skill level and rather only the skill we exemplify in this game.

Also no if i think i should be the joat then i should be able topick myself

[brainbomb]

Meanwhile at the secret futbol gathering In some really europe type of pub setting where everyone is taking the piss, and urinating in their pants and sitting around doing europe stuff.

Saurez: we need a plan. A revenge plan to get back at those dirty yankees. (Finishing eating a human leg and wipes blood all over his shirt)

Pele: but how can we damage American football and get people back to watching the worlds real sport! Our sport!

Messi: We could call him….

Pele: No… no we cant do that, Beckham would not help us. Hes an American now; hell he probably likes american football now.

Messi: Let me talk to him, its about to get spicy. The way to destroy american football is to have terrible halftime shows.. What if we have the Spice Girls do the Super Bowl. ask beckham if posh will help us.

Saurez: you fools, you dont need to ruin American football, you just need to steal their best asset from them. We need to steal the only thing the NFL has left going for it..

(their eyes all get wide)

Vote tally 1.3
Oh and no rosters submitted yet
Nothing to report at this time

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Non-posters

Bonatogether
Kakarroto
President Eden
TheFlyingBoat
Krellin

… ok?

[GlitterBomb]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Does that mean drinking a lot?!?!

Generally yes. "On the piss" is synonymous with "on the lash" etc., indicating a drinking session which may last several hours.

This is contrasted with "going for a pint", which indicates a more measured, shorter drinking session of up to a couple of hours, in which between one and four pints are consumed.

Good to know!!! I’ve done both! Overseas even!

Now to find the post where “up the Shard” was mentioned because that read sooo dirty to me! Lol

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Unoffical roster

Thinking something like this although could swap 10 with 2 3 or bench.

1 rdr
2 Bunny
3 TFB
4 Flum
5 Bozo
6 Kak
7 Eden
8 ghug
9 worcej
10 Bona

Bench: me, Col7by, Glitterbomb, Hamilton Brian, Haze, Will, Jamie

PE hasn't posted yet, why do you have him in a PR slot already?

Its because hes making his roster based off who is the “better” players which is a terrible strategy.

If damo is mafia i suspect his teammates would be very strong players. Including PE

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Can we elect me to be QB pretty please with sugar on top

I promise I will play it safe and throw 3 yard checkdowns

Okay Bo Nix

Ok Xavier Worcjey

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

youth of america

i have no clue what the set up is, and i only read my pm because i thought brain was messaging me about something else

i'm going to be in class today but i will deign to read some of your posts, and perhaps to even respond

Womp womp found one

Poor bona randed mafia

[damo666]

I further propose that whoever we select for superpower is the only player who can roster themselves for a PR role.

I need someone to explain what we mean by superpower and how this coordination is going to be accomplished

Robot Detective explained it thus when I asked:

Someone explain this "super power" gambit to me?

Since the doctor can't be NKed, if we put one player in the doctor, watcher, and JOAT slots, the mafia can't target a PR and the doctor can use the save elsewhere.

This does not answer the question how is this accomplished. This is a method:-

1. Choose a superpower player by voting as I suggested when I proposed Bozo. The leading player at (say) T-12 hours becomes the Superpower.

2. The first 6 players named in brain's player list (post 2) (excluding the chosen one himself) put the chosen one as #1.

3. The next 5 players put them as #7.

4. The remaining 5 put them as #8.

5. Non compliance will be regarded as scum indicative and potential #10 at next opportunity.

Voila.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I am not going to submit my first draft until everyone has posted.

Currently I have suspicions about Damo and Fluminator, and I townread Bozo and Brian.

Agree on damo, although I think Flum is town for his shitpostiness

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Does that mean drinking a lot?!?!

Yes

The piss hehe

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Does that mean drinking a lot?!?!

Generally yes. "On the piss" is synonymous with "on the lash" etc., indicating a drinking session which may last several hours.

This is contrasted with "going for a pint", which indicates a more measured, shorter drinking session of up to a couple of hours, in which between one and four pints are consumed.

“Sorry lads, its been 4 hours. Any longer and id be on the piss, no longer just out for a pint!”

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I need someone to explain what we mean by superpower and how this coordination is going to be accomplished

Robot Detective explained it thus when I asked:

Since the doctor can't be NKed, if we put one player in the doctor, watcher, and JOAT slots, the mafia can't target a PR and the doctor can use the save elsewhere.

This does not answer the question how is this accomplished. This is a method:-

1. Choose a superpower player by voting as I suggested when I proposed Bozo. The leading player at (say) T-12 hours becomes the Superpower.

2. The first 6 players named in brain's player list (post 2) (excluding the chosen one himself) put the chosen one as #1.

3. The next 5 players put them as #7.

4. The remaining 5 put them as #8.

5. Non compliance will be regarded as scum indicative and potential #10 at next opportunity.

Voila.

Damo, I disagree. The goal of mafia is to get their people into positions of power. The more we spread out who has powers, the likelier it is that town can give us information. One person in power only requires one towny mafia player to fuck the whole game over.

[GlitterBomb]

Hi I'm drinking wine in the Chateauneuf de Pape region of France. Expect zero functional thought until 7pm est

What about the dysfunctional thoughts? Do we get any of those?!

[Jamiet99uk]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Going on the what

The piss
The sauce
The booze
A few sherbets
Only a few light ales, officer
Three pints of best, at most, your honour.

[Jamiet99uk]

Does that mean drinking a lot?!?!

Generally yes. "On the piss" is synonymous with "on the lash" etc., indicating a drinking session which may last several hours.

This is contrasted with "going for a pint", which indicates a more measured, shorter drinking session of up to a couple of hours, in which between one and four pints are consumed.

Good to know!!! I’ve done both! Overseas even!

Now to find the post where “up the Shard” was mentioned because that read sooo dirty to me! Lol

The shard is a very tall building.
You can go up it, and the view from the top is nice.

[GlitterBomb]

Can we elect me to be QB pretty please with sugar on top

I promise I will play it safe and throw 3 yard checkdowns

Okay Bo Nix

Ok Xavier Worcjey

This was clever and funny! Solid work.

[GlitterBomb]

Generally yes. "On the piss" is synonymous with "on the lash" etc., indicating a drinking session which may last several hours.

This is contrasted with "going for a pint", which indicates a more measured, shorter drinking session of up to a couple of hours, in which between one and four pints are consumed.

Good to know!!! I’ve done both! Overseas even!

Now to find the post where “up the Shard” was mentioned because that read sooo dirty to me! Lol

The shard is a very tall building.
You can go up it, and the view from the top is nice.

Ahhhh. Less interesting then!

[GlitterBomb]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Going on the what

The piss
The sauce
The booze
A few sherbets
Only a few light ales, officer
Three pints of best, at most, your honour.

I thought sherbet was ice cream?!

[worcej]

I further propose that whoever we select for superpower is the only player who can roster themselves for a PR role.

I need someone to explain what we mean by superpower and how this coordination is going to be accomplished

Robot Detective explained it thus when I asked:

Someone explain this "super power" gambit to me?

Since the doctor can't be NKed, if we put one player in the doctor, watcher, and JOAT slots, the mafia can't target a PR and the doctor can use the save elsewhere.

Perhaps I missed this, but how does tying one player into all these slots give them all this protection?

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Btw my only experience of American football was going on the piss with a bunch of Jacksonville Jaguars fans in London.

Going on the what

The piss
The sauce
The booze
A few sherbets
Only a few light ales, officer
Three pints of best, at most, your honour.

Your honor, I was merely on the sauce, not nearly what this officer claims; that I was ‘on the piss’.