M 90: Shootout at the Pretty Good Corral

[Jamiet99uk]

Fuck it. No. I won't let you have the pleasure.

Some of you are trying to upset me on purpose and you should be ashamed of yourselves, but I am staying here.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I appreciate your willingness to follow through on your bewildering attachment to fakeclaiming and recognize this is NAI.

Hi

Hey Balki. How are you? What’s good in the neighborhood?

I'm doing well, thank you. About to sit down to dinner. I might even head out for a short little run as the sun sets this evening. All is well.

How are you?

[Jamiet99uk]

You dicks want to hound me out of the game on D1 because you don't like me in person?

I'm on the absolute cusp of asking to sub out.

I'm very confused by your response, but I'm guessing it's very late where you are. Perhaps this will read differently to you in the morning.

Maybe in the morning you will not be voting for me.

Who knows.

[foodcoats]

I am SICK and fucking TIRED of being wagoned D1 by people who see me as a low-hanging fruit.

This Day has barely begun and I have done NOTHING that is a legitimate cause to scumread me.

This is borderline bullying, quite frankly.

Worcej in particular needs to go back to his job at Dunder-Mifflin and stop harassing me every D1 because he thinks making me angry is a way to get a read on me. It's fucking toxic.

People are sick and tired in this country of being sick and tired. And I for one am sick and tired of it.

[foodcoats]

Hi

Hey Balki. How are you? What’s good in the neighborhood?

I'm doing well, thank you. About to sit down to dinner. I might even head out for a short little run as the sun sets this evening. All is well.

How are you?

That sounds most serene. I'm well - had a long day in the sun, so I'm tired, but in the nice way.

[sweetandcool]

I am SICK and fucking TIRED of being wagoned D1 by people who see me as a low-hanging fruit.

This Day has barely begun and I have done NOTHING that is a legitimate cause to scumread me.

This is borderline bullying, quite frankly.

Worcej in particular needs to go back to his job at Dunder-Mifflin and stop harassing me every D1 because he thinks making me angry is a way to get a read on me. It's fucking toxic.

Are you really appealing to an old meta as a form of emotional trickery? I can't recall a single game you've been the D1 DK.

This is ironic since this is the treatment you usually give me.

How many times have I been stressed out D1, D2 due to you hamfistedly scum reading me for no real reason?

Anyways, if this is real, sorry to upset you. But it actually seems performative to me. I wasn't scumreading you at all before, but now it seems I've actually nailed it.

[foodcoats]

You dicks want to hound me out of the game on D1 because you don't like me in person?

I'm on the absolute cusp of asking to sub out.

I'm very confused by your response, but I'm guessing it's very late where you are. Perhaps this will read differently to you in the morning.

Maybe in the morning you will not be voting for me.

Who knows.

We should get a wagon going on one of these lurkers. I don't think this damo character has been D1'd in a while, and he's known to be a real loose cannon (if you catch my drift).

##VOTE damo666

[sweetandcool]

You dicks want to hound me out of the game on D1 because you don't like me in person?

I'm on the absolute cusp of asking to sub out.

I think you are an alright guy, despite sometimes driving me bonkers.

[Balki Bartokomous]

Hey Balki. How are you? What’s good in the neighborhood?

I'm doing well, thank you. About to sit down to dinner. I might even head out for a short little run as the sun sets this evening. All is well.

How are you?

That sounds most serene. I'm well - had a long day in the sun, so I'm tired, but in the nice way.

Welp, it's Day 1. Should we kill Damo or Hamilton Brian?

[Balki Bartokomous]

Fuck it. No. I won't let you have the pleasure.

Some of you are trying to upset me on purpose and you should be ashamed of yourselves, but I am staying here.

* Warm hug

[sweetandcool]

Fuck it. No. I won't let you have the pleasure.

Some of you are trying to upset me on purpose and you should be ashamed of yourselves, but I am staying here.

Well I agree, upsetting anyone on purpose is not great.

I can't understand why you would legitimately be upset here, it's D1, wagonomics say you aren't in trouble, yet.

This reads as more Mafia performance to me :/

[Jamiet99uk]

I am SICK and fucking TIRED of being wagoned D1 by people who see me as a low-hanging fruit.

This Day has barely begun and I have done NOTHING that is a legitimate cause to scumread me.

This is borderline bullying, quite frankly.

Worcej in particular needs to go back to his job at Dunder-Mifflin and stop harassing me every D1 because he thinks making me angry is a way to get a read on me. It's fucking toxic.

Are you really appealing to an old meta as a form of emotional trickery? I can't recall a single game you've been the D1 DK.

This is ironic since this is the treatment you usually give me.

How many times have I been stressed out D1, D2 due to you hamfistedly scum reading me for no real reason?

Anyways, if this is real, sorry to upset you. But it actually seems performative to me. I wasn't scumreading you at all before, but now it seems I've actually nailed it.

So.

You did not scumread me.

But you voted me.

Thanks for admitting your vote was as fake as your entire performance in this game so far.

[sweetandcool]

I am SICK and fucking TIRED of being wagoned D1 by people who see me as a low-hanging fruit.

This Day has barely begun and I have done NOTHING that is a legitimate cause to scumread me.

This is borderline bullying, quite frankly.

Worcej in particular needs to go back to his job at Dunder-Mifflin and stop harassing me every D1 because he thinks making me angry is a way to get a read on me. It's fucking toxic.

Are you really appealing to an old meta as a form of emotional trickery? I can't recall a single game you've been the D1 DK.

This is ironic since this is the treatment you usually give me.

How many times have I been stressed out D1, D2 due to you hamfistedly scum reading me for no real reason?

Anyways, if this is real, sorry to upset you. But it actually seems performative to me. I wasn't scumreading you at all before, but now it seems I've actually nailed it.

So.

You did not scumread me.

But you voted me.

Thanks for admitting your vote was as fake as your entire performance in this game so far.

Huh? I think votes are so much more valuable than merely as a means to choose the DK.

Anyways, Bunny failed the reaction test. And now I'm 90% sure you actually are scum relying on emotional trickery. Barring drunkenness and/or extreme stressors in your life that would cause you to be irrationally upset about the votes on you.

Also, I hard claim Investigative Sheriff.

[Hamilton Brian]

Howdy pardners!

I guess I better read the setup before I get modkilled for something I didn't know about or understand.

There's a gif I want to use but fuck me if I am too simple to figure out how to post it here.

[BunnyGo]

Are you really appealing to an old meta as a form of emotional trickery? I can't recall a single game you've been the D1 DK.

This is ironic since this is the treatment you usually give me.

How many times have I been stressed out D1, D2 due to you hamfistedly scum reading me for no real reason?

Anyways, if this is real, sorry to upset you. But it actually seems performative to me. I wasn't scumreading you at all before, but now it seems I've actually nailed it.

So.

You did not scumread me.

But you voted me.

Thanks for admitting your vote was as fake as your entire performance in this game so far.

Huh? I think votes are so much more valuable than merely as a means to choose the DK.

Anyways, Bunny failed the reaction test. And now I'm 90% sure you actually are scum relying on emotional trickery. Barring drunkenness and/or extreme stressors in your life that would cause you to be irrationally upset about the votes on you.

Also, I hard claim Investigative Sheriff.

##vote sweet

[sweetandcool]

Anyways, I'm happy to take up the mantle for Town Bully this game.

Remember that Bunny and Jamiet are scum.

Now, let's focus on weeding out the "anti-town" players.

Lurkers, fake claimers, PR hunters, and Mafia. Anybody I missed?

I think we should start with Mafia. I think it's too early to designate anyone as lurking. Jamiet is our only PR hunter so far.

[Jamiet99uk]

I hard claim Investigative Sheriff.

I cannot see how this is a good strategy in the first hours of D1 so I still hope you are joking, rather than the alternative conclusion, which is that you are an idiot.

[Hamilton Brian]

Also, I hard claim Investigative Sheriff.

Hell of a thing to walk in to when first entering the game.

Hey Sweet, what say we avoid the D1 shenanigans and make it so one another live to N1 at least?

[Jamiet99uk]

Lurkers, fake claimers, PR hunters, and Mafia. Anybody I missed?

[sweetandcool]

I hard claim Investigative Sheriff.

I cannot see how this is a good strategy in the first hours of D1 so I still hope you are joking, rather than the alternative conclusion, which is that you are an idiot.

I'm either Investigative Sheriff (correct) or I am fake claiming.

Either way, I'm definitely not joking.