M89: Baldurs Gate Mafia Game Thread

[worcej]

Scum pool:

JustWill, Sweetandcool, Dousing, MadMonarch, and one of the good players, who has pulled the wool over my eyes. Eden? Yoyo?

Strongly townread Vecna, Foodcoats, and moderately townread Col7by, Ezio.

I think Worcej is pulling the wool over everyone's eyes.

Is this still because you think I am being "cool" (not your word) or something? Not taking risks or something - trying to use the right words here lol

I'm beginning to wonder what it is you expect of me because I think I've been very vocal on my thoughts and processing and either people don't agree with it or just don't listen.

[worcej]

TONIGHT… ON GRAVECHAT…
Deadly serious news - for the living

The undead are complaining that a Priest of Pelor is forcing them to touch his netherparts and should not be trusted. In particular the Bogey of Brian says the Priest may have been PR hunting. The Priest counters that the person he thinks is a PR is still alive.

The Ghost of Ghug says that Mad Monarch always scum reads him for “<expletive deleted> reasons,” but that her doubling down on her “<expletive deleted>” read even after he is dead looks like she is scum pretending to be her town self.

The Crypt Thing of Kakarroto speaks in tongues and is likely insane. We reproduce a quote from this disturbed undead for you here in its entirety, at the risk of the Gravechat hosts beings smitten by the gods, because we don’t understand a lick of it - and our journalistic integrity extends beyond the veil of death:

"Father Clement, oh dear friend, Pauli, Milka and Haakon wonder, if the Sultan has changed your mind, and turned you.

If not, take one of our Quinine, and ease your mind, because the messenger put the thoughts of us out pretty unchanged.

Also did you forget about Alleria and Persuasion?"

The Bogey of Brian believes dousing, food, sweet, with the possibility of 1 more in there from the tadpoling are mushroomfolk.

The Crypt Thing of Kakarroto believes that if sweet is mafia, then mushrooms are sweet, yoyo, jamie, Will/dousing; and if food is mafia, then food, jamie, Eden, Monarch.

The Phantom of Flav thinks sweet and yoyo are shroomlords and food is a Harper.

The Dirge of Dip&War would like to be included.

The Daemon of Demon thinks there is a correlation between colby, Bunny, and Eden. 50/50 on food. Monarch needs to go on policy.

The Persistent Fart of Flum says, “See you in hell, Fox!”

Yeah, I didn't read the graveyard chat closely last time.

Anyways, also legit. Kak is referencing our RPG game, I was Father Clement from that. So same old news, getting scumread by Kak.

I know Kak speaks in codes and I always struggle to figure out what the code is.

So thanks?

[brainbomb]

I swear I read that post as saying "I just dont agree with Joe Biden"

I need to clean my contacts really bad lol

[worcej]

N4 Update:
don't kill: food, fox
strongly avoid killing: bunny, vecna
probably don't kill: sweet, bona, PE
could kill, but don't really wanna: will
could kill, ambivalent: colby, aaro, ezio
policy kill due to lurking?: monarch
kill: yoyo, dousing, Jamie

Meetings until after EoN. Don't be dumb about food if I die. Also stop sheeping people if you're town - we need to regroup and try to avoid the ~town~apathy~ stage.

[Vecna]

I'm going to be the DK because there has been a strange propensity this game for sheeping Kak's bad reads

Kak correctly scumread both balki and flum on D1.

His reads arent that bad.

And youre acting like theres not a bunch of other good reasons.

Food just made another quite convincing argument.

[President Eden]

if i die, exhume ghug and power word kill the corpse

[Vecna]

if i do somehow end up dying, good luck town

[Foxcastle]

My reads, from scum to town. Short version: Definitely kill Worcej now. Then Ezio and Bona in either order. Then Sweet to see about the tadpole.


Worcej - Scum. He's playing the game that scum wish they could pull off every time. His vote on D3 to put Food in front of Flum was probably to help encourage D4 to be about relitigating Food rather than people focusing on Flum.

Ezio - Might be scum. Like Worcej, playing a good, towny game that's just not interesting. Started the push on Food when Flum had peaked, so if Food was intended to be a second buffer in front of Flum, that could be a scum-led wagon.

Bona - Might be scum. Possible he bussed balki, backed off, then landed on him, and then saved Flum.

Mad Monarch - The overuse of emojis makes it hard to read their iso on the bot. Not a lot to go on here, but if they're in the finale, that's probably not good for town either way.

Yoyo - Unsure.

Bunny - Probably not scum, given how Flum went after him.

Colby - Maybe town.

Sweet - Town, I guess, but possibly tadpoled?

Dousing - Probably town.

Will - Probably town, I guess.

Eden - I was townreading him for (lfischl) being a wagon on D2 when the Duel was initiated. But scum would know that we would work the battle master out, so I think there's still some WIFOM there. So it's possible that the idea was to intiialize the battlemaster with lfischl in 2nd place and drive another town wagon up, but Balki got brought up by the duel instead. Unclear why Demon was in his strong town reads EON3 but he manages to make Demon his vote D4 without any explanation. Anyway, I think he's wrong about a bunch of stuff, but that's different than thinking he's scummy. Maybe wait until endgame to kill him if he hasn't proven himself by then.

Jamie - Jamie's also been getting a pass because of the Battle Master situation. Certainly, Eden and Jamie are not both scum.

Vecna - Probably town.

Food - Don't kill. I'm now thinking Food was pushed up to prevent all the scum from being on Flav when they saved Flum. So that makes it harder.

Aaro - Town, do not kill. I doubt he bussed both Flum and Balki when he did.

[brainbomb]

Please Hold

[brainbomb]

When asked about his past, Edwin mutters darkly that you already know more than is good for you. Edwin mutters quite often to himself, apparently preferring his own conversation to that of others. Despite his eccentricities, Edwin is a powerful and intelligent mage, as evidenced by his membership in the Red Wizards of Thay. Edwin grudgingly admits that he and several other Red Wizards were on a journey when they were waylaid and pressed into service by Caelar's crusade. Two of his allies joined the crusade, and a third was slain. Edwin escaped, vowing vengeance on Caelar. He frequently refers to the Shining Lady as "witch," an obvious slur given that the Red Wizards' hated enemies include the Witches of Rashemen.

Consumed with others' lack of participation in the Crusade, Edwin would stalk from town to town accusing people of not participating. When people would reply that they simply didnt believe in the cause, he was ask them “what the fuck is the matter with you”? Edwin apparently was confused one afternoon and marched into the slums looking for inactive people. He came upon a wagon cart of 4 individuals shoveling what he thought was straw into the cart. Staring at them he said “hey, why aren't you at the battle you idiots?”.

Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as "sir" if you prefer a less... syllable-intensive workout.

They then turned and menacingly began to approach, hurling insults at him

Why you heff to be mad?
Why not relax and have a nice glass of milk?
I'll not die to incompetence!
I will not succumb to ad hominem!
I'll not die like this! Not like this!

Then they killed him.


Jamiet99uk has died, he was Edwin of the Harpers, a Vanilla Town.

[brainbomb]

You may now post

[President Eden]

apparently the mafia agreed with me that jamie was a good shot lol

[President Eden]

jamie tell foodcoats who we should kill and i'll do it bruv

[Foxcastle]

##VOTE WORCEJ

[Ezio]

##vote dousing

[Yoyoyozo]

##vote yoyo

[Vecna]

Scum pool:

JustWill, Sweetandcool, Dousing, MadMonarch, and one of the good players, who has pulled the wool over my eyes. Eden? Yoyo?

Strongly townread Vecna, Foodcoats, and moderately townread Col7by, Ezio.

I guarantee you die for this post

I bet a pizza

I mean what

was this scum giving up or something?

turning to memeing?

[Vecna]

also, brainbomb.......

making edwin a harper.....

wtf lol

[foodcoats]

Scum pool:

JustWill, Sweetandcool, Dousing, MadMonarch, and one of the good players, who has pulled the wool over my eyes. Eden? Yoyo?

Strongly townread Vecna, Foodcoats, and moderately townread Col7by, Ezio.

I guarantee you die for this post

I bet a pizza

I mean what

was this scum giving up or something?

turning to memeing?

Will has truly gone beyond the realm of men and into the shadowlands.

Will, what are your current top town and top scum reads?

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I guarantee you die for this post

I bet a pizza

I mean what

was this scum giving up or something?

turning to memeing?

Will has truly gone beyond the realm of men and into the shadowlands.

Will, what are your current top town and top scum reads?

No thoughts head empty

Top towns are sweet and fox and (maybe) eden

Top scums are you Vecna and (probably) aaro