M89: Baldurs Gate Mafia Game Thread

[Bonatogether]

Ah, Ghug, your words sting, but let it be known—if you truly are an illithid in disguise, I've caught you and will expose you for the safety of our fellowship. It seems my first blood has wounded your pride.

But if I am indeed mistaken, you must do better for the sake of the Sword Coast and all who call it home.

bongo i think you're getting played

Your dialect is unfamiliar to mine ears. If you could kindly expound on the meaning and intent of your words, I'd be most obliged to come to an understanding. For Harpers thrive on unity and come to accords through trust and understanding.

bongo - person, you
i - subject, myself
think - verb,
you're - object, you doing
getting played - getting bamboozled

[Bonatogether]

@ghug are you trying to roleplay as Bona?

Because the master is finally here.

I was ghug before Bona was ghug. Now I'm different but sometimes I have to spend the whole evening at the Hop Shop because my power is out and I revert.

Oh to answer your question, I have power but what’s even the point if there’s no baseball

i went to a baseball game and watched my team lost 10-0. it was sad. truely!

[BunnyGo]

@ghug are you trying to roleplay as Bona?

Because the master is finally here.

I was ghug before Bona was ghug. Now I'm different but sometimes I have to spend the whole evening at the Hop Shop because my power is out and I revert.

Oh to answer your question, I have power but what’s even the point if there’s no baseball

A strange contest from across the sea has arrived at our shores this very week. It is a strange sport, named after the locust, but it appears enjoyable and diverting. And the country of our origin vanquished our evil northern neighbors!

[BunnyGo]

bongo i think you're getting played

Your dialect is unfamiliar to mine ears. If you could kindly expound on the meaning and intent of your words, I'd be most obliged to come to an understanding. For Harpers thrive on unity and come to accords through trust and understanding.

bongo - person, you
i - subject, myself
think - verb,
you're - object, you doing
getting played - getting bamboozled

Aha! You are warning me that I have failed to save against a mind altering spell! Who has cast the spell upon me?

[Bonatogether]

Your dialect is unfamiliar to mine ears. If you could kindly expound on the meaning and intent of your words, I'd be most obliged to come to an understanding. For Harpers thrive on unity and come to accords through trust and understanding.

bongo - person, you
i - subject, myself
think - verb,
you're - object, you doing
getting played - getting bamboozled

Aha! You are warning me that I have failed to save against a mind altering spell! Who has cast the spell upon me?

the opposition

[ghug]

##vote ghug

Oh My God U Suck

Ah, Ghug, your words sting, but let it be known—if you truly are an illithid in disguise, I've caught you and will expose you for the safety of our fellowship. It seems my first blood has wounded your pride.

But if I am indeed mistaken, you must do better for the sake of the Sword Coast and all who call it home.

You usually scumread me for bullshit reasons when you're scum and I'm town.

[ghug]

@ghug are you trying to roleplay as Bona?

Because the master is finally here.

I was ghug before Bona was ghug. Now I'm different but sometimes I have to spend the whole evening at the Hop Shop because my power is out and I revert.

the future is now, millennial

My mom thinks I'm a zoomer too. She read a book after my dad got the vasectomy.

[Bonatogether]

I was ghug before Bona was ghug. Now I'm different but sometimes I have to spend the whole evening at the Hop Shop because my power is out and I revert.

the future is now, millennial

My mom thinks I'm a zoomer too. She read a book after my dad got the vasectomy.

was this vasectomy a turning point in your life? why are you talking about it so much

[BunnyGo]

Oh My God U Suck

Ah, Ghug, your words sting, but let it be known—if you truly are an illithid in disguise, I've caught you and will expose you for the safety of our fellowship. It seems my first blood has wounded your pride.

But if I am indeed mistaken, you must do better for the sake of the Sword Coast and all who call it home.

You usually scumread me for bullshit reasons when you're scum and I'm town.

And you, dear ghug, are usually able to recognize my membership of the Harpers. It is as clear as the waters of the Moonwell.

However, Bona defending your honor is a surprising twist in this tale. And as it draws late, and the strong wine has flowed...perhaps I have been too hasty in my response. I shall remember that Harpers are deliberate.

I shall withdraw from this battle with both our honors intact, and go for a more obvious target.

##vote sweet

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Yknow only now did I realize I cannot read ghug. I have the exact same null (he could be either) read every game

Bunny is trying to pocket everyone and it makes me nervous. His playstyle is extremely different than mine

Also hello Bona.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Guys I swear I’ve defended people Dip is not the first

[worcej]

JFC guys… 25 pages already!?

[BunnyGo]

the future is now, millennial

My mom thinks I'm a zoomer too. She read a book after my dad got the vasectomy.

was this vasectomy a turning point in your life? why are you talking about it so much

For the tale of ghug is that of a miracle baby! He was born a half-dozen years after his fathers devasification!

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

JFC guys… 25 pages already!?

Wait I thought you didn’t sign up

Also thats what u get for signing up for a 25 player game lol

[aarodactyl]

Yknow only now did I realize I cannot read ghug. I have the exact same null (he could be either) read every game

Bunny is trying to pocket everyone and it makes me nervous. His playstyle is extremely different than mine

Also hello Bona.

Bunny typically picks a gimmick before the game and then tries to stick to it. So this is just how they play I guess. I’ve also closely read their posts and they had an adequate number of contractions.

[Bonatogether]

Ah, Ghug, your words sting, but let it be known—if you truly are an illithid in disguise, I've caught you and will expose you for the safety of our fellowship. It seems my first blood has wounded your pride.

But if I am indeed mistaken, you must do better for the sake of the Sword Coast and all who call it home.

You usually scumread me for bullshit reasons when you're scum and I'm town.

And you, dear ghug, are usually able to recognize my membership of the Harpers. It is as clear as the waters of the Moonwell.

However, Bona defending your honor is a surprising twist in this tale. And as it draws late, and the strong wine has flowed...perhaps I have been too hasty in my response. I shall remember that Harpers are deliberate.

I shall withdraw from this battle with both our honors intact, and go for a more obvious target.

##vote sweet

i'm not defending ghug

[Bonatogether]

Yknow only now did I realize I cannot read ghug. I have the exact same null (he could be either) read every game

Bunny is trying to pocket everyone and it makes me nervous. His playstyle is extremely different than mine

Also hello Bona.

hello senor

[worcej]

Can I assume that this is just spew?

[BunnyGo]

You usually scumread me for bullshit reasons when you're scum and I'm town.

And you, dear ghug, are usually able to recognize my membership of the Harpers. It is as clear as the waters of the Moonwell.

However, Bona defending your honor is a surprising twist in this tale. And as it draws late, and the strong wine has flowed...perhaps I have been too hasty in my response. I shall remember that Harpers are deliberate.

I shall withdraw from this battle with both our honors intact, and go for a more obvious target.

##vote sweet

i'm not defending ghug

ARE YOU THE VILE KNAVE WHO HAST CAST THE SPELL OF CONFUSION UPON ME?! WAS MY MEAD POISONED?! SPEAK CLEARLY FOR IT IS LATE, AND I AM DRUNK.

[Bonatogether]

Can I assume that this is just spew?

no i had some extremely funny shitposts