M89: Baldurs Gate Mafia Game Thread

[brainbomb]

ᛗ89 ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛗᚨᚠᛟᚨ ᛗ89 ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛗᚨᚠᛟᚨ ᛗ89 ᛒᚨᛚᛞ
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MAFIA 89 - Baldur's Gate Mafia - a brainbomb production
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ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚢᚱᛊ ᚷᚨᛏᛖ ᛒᚨᛚ

GM: brainbomb
Co GM: dargorygel

Standard Rules & Addendums:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1317yTgrMyXoCIJBoNK6_-oR__qDXB-HyI2ragf83yiE/edit?pli=1#heading=h.1hfgd0icl9mb

ᛏᚺᛁᛊ ᛊᛖᛏᚢᛈ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚱᚨᚾᛞᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛟᚾᛖ ᚺᚢᚾᛞᚱᛖᛞ ᛈᛖᚱᚲᛖᚾᛏ ᚨᚢᛏᛟᛗᚨᛏᛟᚾ
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This game has many unique rules which you should read about closely
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ᛏᚺᛁᛊ ᛊᛖᛏᚢᛈ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚱᚨᚾᛞᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛟᚾᛖ ᚺᚢᚾᛞᚱᛖᛞ ᛈᛖᚱᚲᛖᚾᛏ ᚨᚢᛏᛟᛗᚨᛏᛟᚾ

Mafia Day Chat is always on: The mafia can talk at all times, any time, by simply going into discord. The mafia chat does not close during days, or at nights, and is always on.

Phases are 24/24 and players may talk during the night in the game thread.

Participation requirements are unique, please read carefully, you don't have to post, but you do need to vote! If a player habitually fails to post as a strategy they will not be sanctioned.

Mafia may attempt to recruit a town player to join them once per game; this recruitment can be refused. A player may choose to join the mafia, or they can reject this offer.

The PR list is extensive, 5 of the roles from that list will be in play for Town, 3 roles from the list will be a Mafia role. There are 30 possible roles that the actual roles could have come from. To avoid any gaming of the setup, the roles were randomly rolled and were not adjusted for balance. Anything is possible.

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ᛖᚢᛖᚱᛁᚦᛁᛜ ᛁᚾ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛊᛖᛏᚢᛈ ᚹᚨᛊ ᛒᚢᛁᛚᛏ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛚᛟᚢᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚲᚨᚱᛖ ᛏᛟ ᚦᛖ ᛚᚨᛊᛏ
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Setup Information:
Game Details
Phases 24/24
Game Start Monday June 3, 4:00 PM Central
Posting Rules: No Min or Max
Voting Rules: You must vote at some point during the day for a LIVING player, you may end a day unvoted as long as you voted for a LIVING player at some point, you may vote no kill provided you voted for a LIVING player at some point. You may self vote, this will count as voting a player.
Day Chat is always enabled for Mafia.
No Third Party, No Extra Factions.

Factional Abilities: (Mafia)

Daychat : Mafia will always have daychat enabled and may communicate any time during the game.

Mind Blast: Mafia may use a mind blast to roleblock a player at night, all actions that player attempts to take will be prevented. They will be told their action failed, not that they were roleblocked.

Tadpole: Mafia may forgo killing once per game and during the night offer to recruit a player from among the town to join the mafia. That player may accept the offer or refuse. If the player accepts the offer of recruitment their wincon will change to be that they must win with mafia. A town PR may elect to change sides, consume the tadpole and join the mafia instead. This ability may only be used up to and during night 4.

Nightkill: The Mafia may kill another player with this action on any night, they may not use a tadpole and also kill on the same night.

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ᚹᛁᚾᚲᛟᚾ ᚠᛟᚱ ᚺᚨᚱᛈᛖᚱᛊ ᛁᛊ ᚦᚨᛏ ᚦᛖ ᛁᛚᛚᛁᚦᛁᛞ ᛗᚢᛊᛏ ᛒᛖ ᛖᛚᛁᛗᛁᚾᚨᛏᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚾᚲᛟᚾ
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wincon for Harpers (Town) is that the Illithid (Mafia) must be eliminated
wincon for Illithid (Mafia) is that they must eliminate the Harpers (Town).

Role PM Samples:

Vanilla Town: You are a member of the Harpers, you win when the Illithids are eliminated. Each day you must vote for a living player in this game.

Mafia Goon: You are a member of the Illithids, you win when the Harpers are eliminated. Each day you must vote for a living player in this game. At any time you may meet with your mafia teammates in the Illithid Chat (Link). This chat will always be open.

Full Roles List for 26 player setup:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16fMKEG7Mtcg-QXVdhmw2gh5pzHdUsXjhQwqUgVA8gwk/edit?usp=sharing

Notes: Added Druid, Barbarian, Rogue, Bard
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ᛏᚺᛁᛊ ᛊᛖᛏᚢᛈ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚱᚨᚾᛞᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛟᚾᛖ ᚺᚢᚾᛞᚱᛖᛞ ᛈᛖᚱᚲᛖᚾᛏ ᚨᚢᛏᛟᛗᚨᛏᛟᚾ

[brainbomb]

Please Continue to not post here. Signups remain open through the duration of pregame.

[brainbomb]

Player List

1. chaqa
2. kingofthepirates
3. JustAGuyNamedWill
4. Jamiet99uk
5. Bonatogether
6. damo666
7. Hamilton Brian
8. Dousing
9. foodcoats
10. BunnyGo
11. ghug
12. Ezio
13. FlaviusAetius
14. DiplomacyandWarfare
15. Kakarroto
16. Worcej
17. lfischl
18. Vecna
19. foxcastle
20. TheMadMonarch
21. DemonRHK
22. Col7by
23. Squiggs44
24. sweetandcool
25. fluminator
26. aarodactyl


Subs:

[brainbomb]

(Gary attacks the entire myconid colony)
Steve: Why are we fighting all of the mushroom people?

Gary: Because I don't trust them, they're just a bunch of mold

Steve: Come on Gary, maybe some of them are FUNGUYS

Gary: (Stares for a moment) No. I promised Shadowheart we would slay all these fungus people.

Steve: But what about me Gary? What about my needs? Don't you ever think of Karlach?

(The fungus people surround Steve)

Gary: I'm sorry Steve, but there just isn't room for you in the party anymore.

Steve: I don't understand, what did I do? Who are you even going to replace me with? There are no more female player characters?

Gary: I already arranged for a hot naked half elf mage to join us. Withers arranged it.

Steve: Withers? Who the fuck is withers?

https://youtu.be/bEeaS6fuUoA?si=84WjJ-09CIzl1UsW

(He uses thunderwave and sends Karlach off the edge into the abyss)

The fungus people dance with glee.

(Please continue to not post)

[brainbomb]

Escape the Nautiloid

Steve: Okay now we can play the game the normal way. With clothes on, and I can actually enjoy the story.

Alright… now how do I escape this place. Man this room is disgusting. This looks like i'm inside a butthole. Whatever. This is still better than having to be Karlach. Now I can be Grimdoor the Almighty, a ferocious dragon born sorcerer. I will unleash supreme magic justice on these flayers.

Oh..
Some dude stuck in a tank, this is kinda interesting..



[INVESTIGATION] Inspect the exposed brain.
[STRENGTH] Break the skull.
[DEXTERITY] Gently prise the brain from the skull.
Destroy the brain.
Leave.

Steve: why are these my options. This is gross. I guess ill inspect it..

“Go to the Helm”. Okay thanks little talking brain. I will do that.



Steve: Woah lady chill. I am totally not your enemy. I see why Gary said you were sort of hot. In a prison chick kinda way. Like if I was an inmate I would probably find you attractive. But please don't kill me.




Steve: Oh and there's the shadowheart lady, the one Gary was cheating on me with. I don't like her, she follows that weird evil religion. I agree Lazerbeam, lets leave her bitch ass behind.

(moments later)
Steve: Commander Zhalk you have fun fighting the flayers. I don't care about none of that, i'm getting the hell out of here! Wow, this is way more fun now...

(Please continue to not post)

[Yoyoyozo]

I’ll sign up as a sub :)

[brainbomb]

I’ll sign up as a sub :)

Noted
Thank you yoyo

[dargorygel]

The Bot
https://mafia.peterlund.se/e/web/game_status?g=89

[brainbomb]

To Avoid any Mechanical issues, any town PR in this game was sent a PM which does not say Vanilla Town, however this is what is said instead:

You are a member of the Harpers, you win when the Illithids are eliminated. Each day you must vote for a living player in this game.



You are a town PR:

Mafia was provided a sample in the event any attempt was made to game a PR role PM exact format.

Game begins shortly, please hold til game starts

[brainbomb]

Act 1
Find a Cure


Wolf Blitzer: Breaking news here in the situation room. I'm Wolf Blitzer. Millions of users of the popular online dating app Baldurs Gate 3 are now victims of an elite hack. For those of you who have never heard of this app, we have our expert, a guy named Steve who uses this program. Steve, please let us know what this app is for.

Steve: Well… uh… okay. So Baldurs Gate 3 is an app for… men who want to cheat on their spouse, with digital fake nude women. You can have weird sexual encounters, 3 naked women, 1 naked stumpy dwarf, midgets, and all sorts of interracial stuff. Millions of users will go on this app, they can undress the women, make them fight in battles, cut their eyes out, oggle their bodies, all without fear of being caught by their spouse. This is some real disturbing filth.


Wolf Blitzer: I'm sorry, let me understand, so you're saying that this app is meant for married men who want to cheat on their wives with fake AI?

Steve: Yes, well sort of. The girls on there are mostly bots, but you can also play multiplayer, and people get real weird.

Wolf Blitzer: So you were a member of this app for a time?

Steve: I still play, I still use the app. I just avoid the weird sex stuff. It never made sense why all that was in the game…Grimdoor the Almighty is my username...Hi.


Game Begins
(You may now post)

[Kakarroto]

Kyle: "Alright, now you need to roll for your abilities."

The one opposite of him rolls a bunch of dice, then begins to calculate.

Jack: "Ok, that looks not too bad ... lets see" *fills out a bunch of rows*

Kyle: "Now apply your halfling bonus ..."

Jack: "Hobbit, I'm playing a hobbit. H-O-B-I-T."

Kyle, sighing: "There are no hobbits in this game. Those are called halflings."

Jack: "Well, mine IS a hobbit. Don't ruin my RP."

Kyle, sighing again: "Fine, fine. As long as your GM allowes it."

Jack, back at the abilities: "Alright ... so I'm putting all into charisma ..."

Kyle: "Which puts it at 18"

Jack: "No, since I'm a hobbit, I get a +2 modifier to it, so I'm at 20."

Kyle, a bit annoyed: "I guess your GM allowed to change that from dexterity ..."

Jack: "Plus, dexterity of 20"

Kyle: "Wait, you only get one modifier to your abilities!"

Jack, now a bit annoyed too: "No, hobbits gain two, they are small and stealthy, and cute as eff."

Kyle, rolling his eyes: "Well, as long as your GM allows it."

Jack: "Then wisdom of 14, intelligence of 12. Endurance of 16, since they eat a lot of healthy stuff."

Kyle, sarcastic: "I guess it had a +2 modifier too ..."

Jack: "Yes, of course. You know hobbits, right? And then, strenght of 6."

Kyle: "Six?!? What? Why? You can't carry anything with that."

Jack: "Well hobbits are weak, haven't you seen the movies? Those arms are twigs, basically."

Kyle: "Yeah, and they eat a lot of food, too! You are travelling a lot in these games, how are you planning to not starve after three days?"

Jack, smirking: "That's why my character has so high endurance, to be tenacious. He eats all his food before he goes out and stores it in his belly!" *He pats his own belly with this words.*

Kyle, looking at him bewildered: "..."

Jack, enthusiastically: "Alright lets go on."

Kyle: "How are you planning to wield a weapon? The most you can use is a small dagger at this point! And you haven't even taken Finesse!"

Jack: "Well, well, well, there is where my masterplan comes into play ... I'm not using any. At least not in the usual sense. I'm playing a bard!"

Kyle, taken aback: "... I guess that could work. Still, you will not do much else than singing."

Jack: "All taken account for." *He clears his throat, pulls a sheet out of a folder.* "Son of a farmer in a remote village, he met a travelling minstrel that came to his town, and listened to her songs and stories for days and weeks. Not having much money, but creativity, he ran into his family's barn, took an old sickle, and put some horsehair on it, creating an improvised lute. Day after day, week after week, month after month, he trained his skills, played for his friends and family, and at town festivals, and earned enough to buy himself all the equipment he needed. After he was ready, he went out to adventure, and to search for his dream, finding the most powerful artefact of all ..." *he pauses dramatically* "... the PICK OF DESTINYYYY!"

Kyle looks at him, perplexed: "... there are no such picks in game."

Jack: "There are war picks, why shouldn't there be normal picks? And of course there has to be some that are magically enhanced."

Kyle, staring at Jack: "... well, make sure to inform your GM about it BEFORE the game starts, so he will know about that."

Jack, ignoring Kyle: "Alright, so I thought I'll name him after myself, but in another language ... so, his name shall be Jakob Schwarz."

Kyle: "... oh, of course."

Jack, suddenly holding up a hand: "Wait, that's right, you have helped me creating it, so I shall include you in the name."

Kyle: "Please don't."

Jack, again ignoring Kyle: "Alright, take your name's first letter and exchange it here" *he erases and writes some stuff* "So, finished, here is he, Kakob Schwarz, singer and bard, searcher of the pick of destiny, protector of stories, menace of biscuits, adventurer extraordinaire. Welcome to the world!"

Kyle, sighing: "... oh poor, poor GM ..."

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Kakob Schwarz

11 HP (Hit Dice + CON mod)
16 AC (10 + DEX mod + size bonus)
25 feet base walking speed
small size

Race:
hobbit

Class:
1st lvl bard
Hit Dice: 1d8

Abilities:
STR 06 (-2)
DEX 20 (+5)
CON 16 (+3)
INT 12 (+1)
WIS 14 (+2)
CHA 20 (+5)

Racial feat(s):
trustworthy (+4 racial bonus to any skill checks involving influencing positive relations, for example Persuation)
bottomless belly (you are able to eat your rations before you set out of your journey, to a maximum of 1 +[CON mod] in weeks. Any food consumed this way does not count towards your carry weight, and during this time you count as well fed. The cost of rations and food consumed is always multiplied by 1 +[CON mod] for you, to represent your race's bottomless belly)

Feat(s):
-

Background:
farmer

Languages:
common
hobbitish

Skills:
Insight (bard)
Performance (bard)
Persuasion (bard)
Animal Handling (farmer)
Nature (farmer)

Proficiency:
simple weapons
hand crossbows
longswords
rapiers
shortswords
lute
fiddle
flute
farming tools
Charisma and Dexterity saving throws

Bardic class features:
Bardic Inspiration
Spellcasting:
-) Cantrips:
Friends
Vicious Mockery
-) 1st-level spells:
Comprehend Languages
Cure Wounds
Healing Word
Hideous Laughter

Equipment:
lute
fiddle
flute
ten sheets of paper with song notes
one charcoal
backpack
12 copper coins

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Second

[Fluminator]

Normally my style is to shitpost and spam at the beginning, but with 26 players and 24 hour phases we all have to be on better behaviour now. These first few days are going to be hell.

Hello to all the newer players I haven’t met yet but I’m not going to be able to get to know you in time lol.

Since 24 hours makes this even more of a gong show the first vote will likely be random so I’ll throw out a couple names for consideration to murder to get things started.
1. FlaviusAetius – Aetius has some epically cool moments, but for the most part he was overrated. Although it’s true his assassination triggered the beginning of the end of Rome, he shoulders a lot of the blame removing all other competent people in the first place so Rome had to rely on him. I was always more of a Stilicho fan.
2. Col7by – I don’t know how to say his name so it will be more tiring to read.
3. Dowsing – I really don’t think Dowsing rods are a good way to find mafia so he may be a liability for town either way.

Alternatively we kill whoever is at risk for accepting recruitment. Are there any players here that are known to prefer playing scum over town?

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Kak is Jack Black

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Kak is Jack Black

Like the AI just ripped the clothes from Jumanji and put it on the character

[Kakarroto]

step one: take the players list:

1. chaqa
2. kingofthepirates
3. JustAGuyNamedWill
4. Jamiet99uk
5. Bonatogether
6. damo666
7. Hamilton Brian
8. Dousing
9. foodcoats
10. BunnyGo
11. ghug
12. Ezio
13. FlaviusAetius
14. DiplomacyandWarfare
15. Kakarroto
16. Worcej
17. lfischl
18. Vecna
19. foxcastle
20. TheMadMonarch
21. DemonRHK
22. Col7by
23. Squiggs44
24. sweetandcool
25. fluminator
26. aarodactyl

step two, remove six names from there which I personally think shouldn't be day one'd (except they absolutely are proven mafia, but I doubt I come to that conclusion D1), and refill the numbers in order, 1 to 20

(for the record, removed were: 5. Bonatogether, 11. ghug, 15. Kakarroto, 16. Worcej, 22. Col7by, 24. sweetandcool)

1. chaqa
2. kingofthepirates
3. JustAGuyNamedWill
4. Jamiet99uk
5. damo666
6. Hamilton Brian
7. Dousing
8. foodcoats
9. BunnyGo
10. Ezio
11. FlaviusAetius
12. DiplomacyandWarfare
13. lfischl
14. Vecna
15. foxcastle
16. TheMadMonarch
17. DemonRHK
18. Squiggs44
19. fluminator
20. aarodactyl

step three, use hobbit luck and roll a d20 -> 13 lfischl

step four, vote the result

##vote lfischl

step five:

[Fluminator]

Fair enough
##Vote Ifischl

[Kakarroto]

Normally my style is to shitpost and spam at the beginning, but with 26 players and 24 hour phases we all have to be on better behaviour now. These first few days are going to be hell.

Hello to all the newer players I haven’t met yet but I’m not going to be able to get to know you in time lol.

Since 24 hours makes this even more of a gong show the first vote will likely be random so I’ll throw out a couple names for consideration to murder to get things started.
1. FlaviusAetius – Aetius has some epically cool moments, but for the most part he was overrated. Although it’s true his assassination triggered the beginning of the end of Rome, he shoulders a lot of the blame removing all other competent people in the first place so Rome had to rely on him. I was always more of a Stilicho fan.
2. Col7by – I don’t know how to say his name so it will be more tiring to read.
3. Dowsing – I really don’t think Dowsing rods are a good way to find mafia so he may be a liability for town either way.

Alternatively we kill whoever is at risk for accepting recruitment. Are there any players here that are known to prefer playing scum over town?

I think there are some players that fit that criteria. I would like to ask though, how about you? Would you accept a tadpole, if given to you? Would you like to play mafia this game?

[kingofthepirates]

Howdy folks! I dunno what my gimmick is going to be this game, but whatevs, yo! Let's get this show on the road! lock in, buckle your seat belts, and prepare to shoot any stray Illithids you find along the way!

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I cast (FIND THE MAF)