MAFIA 89: BALDURS GATE SIGNUP THREAD

[Dousing]

D20 kirby is my fav with option 2 coming in a close second

Speaking of which, I decided to make my pfp more thematic too. (Fun fact: I don't know anything about Tintin or Baldurs Gate. I just like the vibes.)

If you're wondering what it says its

"We'd do well to stop and get some rest."
"Gale, it's been one fight."

[brainbomb]

Steve: Okay, so we need to decide if we want to help the Tieflings or the Drow. The drow are evil, and this Minthara person seems like they just want to help the enemy.

Gary: I was reading that if we help the drow chick, we can have a threesome with two drow, and me and you. So we should join her.

Steve: That would be a four way. And again, what does that have to do with the plot? Why would we do this?

Gary: Why wouldn't we do this?

Steve: So we're gonna have a foursome with a bunch of drow chicks?

Gary: No it's one guy and one chick.

Steve: I just don't understand why this is in the game?

Gary: So we're agreed that we have to help the drow?

[Col7by]

First timer but I’d like to join if there’s room!

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

First timer but I’d like to join if there’s room!

You should! We love newcomers. Altho we do have a bot problem so hopefully you aren’t one

[dargorygel]

::sigh:: I think I will wait to see of ole Col7by plays a webDip game, or posts anywhere else before I add the name to the bot.

[DemonRHK]

Confession: I haven't beat BG3. I played on full release then dropped it for other games (Starfield. It was...okayish). Ironically, I just started a playthrough this week from scratch.

[BunnyGo]

::sigh:: I think I will wait to see of ole Col7by plays a webDip game, or posts anywhere else before I add the name to the bot.

He's one of my work recruits, so he's likely to show up

[brainbomb]

1. chaqa
2. kingofthepirates
3. JustAGuyNamedWill
4. Jamiet99uk
5. Bona
6. damo666
7. Hamilton Brian
8. Dousing
9. foodcoats
10. BunnyGo
11. ghug
12. Ezio
13. FlaviusAetius
14. DiplomacyandWarfare
15. Kakarroto
16. Worcej
17. lfischl
18. Vecna
19. foxcastle
20. TheMadMonarch
21. DemonRHK
22. Col7by
23.
24.

[dargorygel]

::sigh:: I think I will wait to see of ole Col7by plays a webDip game, or posts anywhere else before I add the name to the bot.

He's one of my work recruits, so he's likely to show up

Woot hoot... a bunnybuddy

[Foxcastle]

::sigh:: I think I will wait to see of ole Col7by plays a webDip game, or posts anywhere else before I add the name to the bot.

He's one of my work recruits, so he's likely to show up

Oh no, Bunny is a deepcover bot who has finally decided it's safe to introduce his bot pals.

[Bonatogether]

deep in the botto grotto
i found a lotto motto
it came from colorado
from a guy named otto
who did not owe
anyone a gato

[dargorygel]

Brings tears ro my eyes, bona

[brainbomb]

In a room filled with gaming computers and a group of nerds seated at a round table.

(mia bangs her gavel)

Mia: this meeting of the Harpers is called to order. I called this meeting because we have to decide what to do about this new evil threat…

Ben: So im not even sure what a harper is I just came because the facebook post said there would be macaroni salad.

Mia: yes there are refreshments over at yon buffet table and yes. We are here because one man keeps convincing members to play baldurs gate with him and then he proceeds to make them play fully nude and then eventually he kills them…

(Gasps)

Mia: this player poses as a nude dwarf but hes really just an edited dark urge. he is fully evil.

Kyle: how can we stop this lunatic?

Mia: we have to beat him at his own game

Ben: So who is he?

Mia: his name…. Is Gary, spawn of Bhaal

Kyle: pretty cool name, so how do we beat him?

Mia: well, we have to join a game with him and convince him to get too close to a cliff during a battle - then we thunderwave him off and save the game really quickly.

Kyle: I mean.. he can just reload and play offline..

Mia: then we will go with plan B

Ben: ??

Mia: we have to make him think we are fulfilling his bhaal plot line. Then last minute we betray him.

Kyle: so he can just reload and play offline anyway?

Mia: hmm

Kyle: why dont we just blacklist him and not join games with him and tell others not to join games with him too

Ben: I mean this macaroni salad is pretty good!

Mia: Very well. we the harpers will not join any games with Gary the pervert

Kyle: Gary spawn of bhaal?

Mia: yes. Now go forth my Harpers and find us more party members

[Col7by]

I am not (malfunctions) bot. Bunny and I will go down together if I am .

[Jamiet99uk]

Hype.

[BunnyGo]

I am not (malfunctions) bot. Bunny and I will go down together if I am .

Just to be clear, @dargo, I had nothing to do with his handle selection.

[dargorygel]

I am not (malfunctions) bot. Bunny and I will go down together if I am .

Just to be clear, @dargo, I had nothing to do with his handle selection.

I know you well enough to believe you.

[Kakarroto]

alright then, dargo says to always believe bunny what he says, gotcha takes notes to follow for ingame

[dargorygel]

alright then, dargo says to always believe bunny what he says, gotcha takes notes to follow for ingame

Only if you know him enough to know the context.

[BunnyGo]

I am not (malfunctions) bot. Bunny and I will go down together if I am .

Just to be clear, @dargo, I had nothing to do with his handle selection.

I know you well enough to believe you.

If there had been an Æ or a %£¥ in it…that’d have been all my advice